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Isnt it great telling someone youre straight edge and they got no idea what the hell you are talking about? Then you tell them and they look at you like you are some sort of abomination? Thats what most people do when I tell them. "why wouldnt you wanna drink!"

sometimes i feel like i can see someone struggling to process the fact that i'm 25, have tattoos, and listen to the music that i do, and yet i don't drink, and then i can literally see their brain exploding.

i know how the panda bear at the zoo feels on a daily basis. a truly rare marvel!

are you like on probation? :P

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Isnt it great telling someone youre straight edge and they got no idea what the hell you are talking about? Then you tell them and they look at you like you are some sort of abomination? Thats what most people do when I tell them. "why wouldnt you wanna drink!"

sometimes i feel like i can see someone struggling to process the fact that i'm 25, have tattoos, and listen to the music that i do, and yet i don't drink, and then i can literally see their brain exploding.

i know how the panda bear at the zoo feels on a daily basis. a truly rare marvel!

When I got my straight edge tattoo, the guy almost didnt want to do it cause he didnt think that I would want it when I turned 21 cause who could turn down alcohol? Oddly enough, its the best looking tattoo I have.

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sometimes i feel like i can see someone struggling to process the fact that i'm 25, have tattoos, and listen to the music that i do, and yet i don't drink, and then i can literally see their brain exploding.

i know how the panda bear at the zoo feels on a daily basis. a truly rare marvel!

are you like on probation? :P

hahaha i mean COME ON. there's really no other logical reason to not consume alcohol!

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Im sure AP can tell us this, but Sully from Godsmack has an XXX tattoo he used to say it was cause he was straight edge (back when Godsmack was a local boston band and not popular at all) and now he tells people its cause he loves alcohol so much. Should be the next big feature in the mag.

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i went back and read it, don't worry. using the word 'edge' is just an easier way of explaining my lifestyle choice to people. unless it's someone over the age of 50 who has no idea what that means. then it just becomes a huge confusing hassle, haha.

i seriously had to explain to my friend what "edge" meant the other night when i saw a 'XXX' bumper sticker on a beat ass hoopty covered in misfits stickers.. she's a drinker and a weed smoker (aka 'fun') our age. had no idea. haha

ps. yeah yeah that was a little sxe jab ;) but f'reals i'm just kitten around too! do what you do, you crazy kids.

The best part of this story is the "beat ass hoopty covered in misfits stickers" You never fail to make me laugh.

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i went back and read it, don't worry. using the word 'edge' is just an easier way of explaining my lifestyle choice to people. unless it's someone over the age of 50 who has no idea what that means. then it just becomes a huge confusing hassle, haha.

i seriously had to explain to my friend what "edge" meant the other night when i saw a 'XXX' bumper sticker on a beat ass hoopty covered in misfits stickers.. she's a drinker and a weed smoker (aka 'fun') our age. had no idea. haha

ps. yeah yeah that was a little sxe jab ;) but f'reals i'm just kitten around too! do what you do, you crazy kids.

GIVE ME YER WORST SXE JABS. I CAN TAKE IT.

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i would too if i was a tattoo artist. being young is different than when you're older, you're still growing and your mind is still a sponge of sort. you haven't fully developed and aren't set in your ways yet. if you were 30 and still sober, then it'd be a different story.

it's almost like the equivalent of getting your girlfriends name at 19. any decent artist will try to talk you out of it before he tattoos you.

to allison, yeah, i figured that was the funniest excuse someone could come up with. haha.

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I am convinced you are a fake poster. No one can be this ignorant on accident.

Its not ignorance, its sarcasm that you apparently dont get. "jocks and assholes" is a straight reference from Against Me! for gods sake.

Okay so you were being ignorant on purpose which goes with what I said.

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also selfreliable is certainly not a fake poster and is in fact, awesome. he sold me YFW, the dvd, and Deja for a sweet deal once.

oh sorry. I forgot we cant bring up gay bands in this thread :'( don't banhammer me plz.

Consider this fair warning.

If anyone mentions Four Year Strong, they are automatically banned.

Also, enough of this edge talk. I don't give a shit if you're edge, corner, or center. Make your own goddamn thread.

Hugs.

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i would too if i was a tattoo artist. being young is different than when you're older, you're still growing and your mind is still a sponge of sort. you haven't fully developed and aren't set in your ways yet. if you were 30 and still sober, then it'd be a different story.

i dated a guy one who got a pretty sizable straight edge tattoo on his arm before he was 20, then became a huge booze hound. pretty funny.

i've thought about getting an edge tattoo, but i would never get an obnoxious XXX or anything like that.

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also selfreliable is certainly not a fake poster and is in fact, awesome. he sold me YFW, the dvd, and Deja for a sweet deal once.

oh sorry. I forgot we cant bring up gay bands in this thread :'( don't banhammer me plz.

Consider this fair warning.

If anyone mentions Four Year Strong, they are automatically banned.

Also, enough of this edge talk. I don't give a shit if you're edge, corner, or center. Make your own goddamn thread.

Hugs.

is a christian side ok? i don't know if i can hug another man in the traditonal sense of the word. it might move a little.

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i would too if i was a tattoo artist. being young is different than when you're older, you're still growing and your mind is still a sponge of sort. you haven't fully developed and aren't set in your ways yet. if you were 30 and still sober, then it'd be a different story.

i dated a guy one who got a pretty sizable straight edge tattoo on his arm before he was 20, then became a huge booze hound. pretty funny.

i've thought about getting an edge tattoo, but i would never get an obnoxious XXX or anything like that.

People would think you were a porn star, not an edge kid. Careful, you might get cornholed. Especially in Nebraska.

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