hankmurphy Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 I don't drink or have promiscuous sex, but I'm not straight-edge. Just a loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 I only like promiscuous sex when I'm drunk. Otherwise it's girls that I've favorited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Obviously some of you have never heard of condoms. Banging random girls is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Condoms are a waste of money. I'm not the one getting preggo.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Condoms are a waste of money. I'm not the one getting preggo.. Hahahahaha /thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Keep it in /r/f7u12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 you can still get STDs when you use a condom. it just decreases your chances. i'm not one to be saying anything against sleeping with random people though. i'm not really sure how girls can go about getting into sexual situations and end up bleeding onto the guy. it's never happened with me and i've been consistently active for about the last 17 years (i'm not THAT old, i just lost my virginity kind of early...) yet not to get TMI but i don't have the most predictable cycle. i will say that the grossest thing ever that i think beats out blood on the face is a friend of mine said he was getting a beej from a random chick at a party. he wanted to return the favor by sticking his finger in her ass. he pulled it out only to find poop on his finger. WTF. he told me he had to rub it with toothpaste and stick it in an orange just to get the smell out. WTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin848 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 he wanted to return the favor by sticking his finger in her ass... Quite presumptuous of him to assume that would be considered returning the favor haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 he wanted to return the favor by sticking his finger in her ass... Quite presumptuous of him to assume that would be considered returning the favor haha. i know, he's kind of a weird guy. i know i don't want a random guy's finger in my bunghole. HAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Condoms are a waste of money. I'm not the one getting preggo.. This is beyond funny. Funniest thing Ive seen on here in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I dated a girl for about three and a half years and the last time we had sex we could both totally tell that neither one of us was into it and she started crying. Now every time I find myself in a possibly sexy situation I get nauseous. I WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 wow. im so sorry for your victory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecream Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 humanity at it finest right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 humanity at it finest right there dtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Got my dick sucked during Human Centipede, do I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthepenguin Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 humanity at it finest right there dtf? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Got my dick sucked during Human Centipede, do I win? life imitating art? brain freeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 how is this thread on four pages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtoth000 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 the nuva ring is the greatest thing ever invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthepenguin Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 This one time, I had sex. And it was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaminorthreat Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 the nuva ring is the greatest thing ever invented. It's really rad to watch chicks pop the nuva ring in and out. Haha. IUD's kinda creep me out. Not as much as children.... but they're still a little creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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