xlovecolouredx Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 here are some of matrix note on my collection. 108 : a new beat from dead heart side a tavaivasmi tavaivasmi na jivami tvaya vina side b iti vijnaya devi tvam naya mam caranatijam i think these are hindi pray converge : petitioning forever side 1 catchfish on the bass side 2 coll breeze on the skin side 3 big time on the git side 4 monkey snake on the wax it looks a like Canto (japanese poet) when you read 'em all. power and glory : call me armageddon side 1 tortillas r.i.p. side 2 cut by no tods,no masters...no puppies this is a hand writing quote and art work of this album is amazing. planes mistaken for stars : mercy side 1 keep your teats side 2 positive dewtsi outlook i'm not sure it 'dewtsi' or not,i'm not sure the locust : self titled side 1 loc'ed adter dark side 2 el pollo locust these locust's matrix are cool.they have scratched cross typographic. give up the ghost : we're down til we underground same on both side we killed it most precious blood nothing in vain side 1 i don't know about cat side 2 but i'm sure am enjoying it our lady of annihilation side 1 how the fuck that i got this job side 2 cannibus owns you terror : always the hard way side 1 try and take me out the box side 2 i'm the lion and the fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefwahoo Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 The first matrix etchings I recall finding were on Weird Al's albums when I was a kid. Very uncommon back then on major releases. Anyways, Weird Al occasionally answers questions via his website when fans submit them. He answered mine and I was excited and surprised. (I love this board, where else would anyone appreciate this kind of thing?) Greg of Youngstown, OH asks: I love the dead wax inscriptions on Even Worse, Dare To Be Stupid, and your first album. Are there any others and what exactly does "100,000,000" mean on Even Worse? Make more vinyl. There were inscriptions on most if not all of my vinyl releases. "100,000,000" was a reference to a story in the media about Michael Jackson, who apparently at the time was scrawling the number everywhere because he had set a personal goal to sell 100,000,000 copies of his "Bad" album. So I figured that I might as well set the same goal for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 if you read all the matrices on the Nofx 7" of the month club, they tell a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 best matrixes are on ste catherines / yesterday's ring and ffh stuff. seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dietrootbeer Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 No Idea releases used to have some good ones.. Small Brown Bike "Dead Reckoning" LP has "Bed Wettening?" and "Bread Wreckening?" and if anyone on here has heard of the band Virgin Mega Whore (two ex-members of Charles Bronson).. they were sued by virgin records for ripping off their logo and name, so on the next 7" where they changed the name to VMW the matrix reads A: "Need an assfuck?" B: "Call (212) 598-4666 and ask for Richard" (richard branson owns virgin records) ha i always thought that was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jochert Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 whoa, learned something just now. I was gonna start a new post...found out through google that it's called a matrix. So these are some of the ones I found on my records: Descendents - i dont wanna grow up: " 50/50 is really nifty" and " 70/40 with a couple 10 left over for bill" HWM - No division (grey/purple?): " Don't push your drugs on me man" and "Tunnel of insanity" HWM - Fuel (11th press seafoam green) : " How many times have we cut this thing?!?" and "Whoa, ten years!" AM! - Reinventing axl rose (clear red, or is it orange?) - " You can make the border smaller but you cannot take my nipple" and "If you can read this, take a bath" Bad Religion - suffer: " Your name here ____ ____ " and " I am just a piece of air" with smileys D4 - midwestern songs : "Real Punks Shovel Snow" (on one side only) oh yeah, i' m pretty new here....great board! greetings from the lowlands -Jochem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 FFH / Collected in comfort Side A: LEVRIER MATRONE RATON BALOU LA BALLOUNE ” DTC-007 A Side B: “Ya quelqu'un quelque part qui est venu dans ses culottes…” DTC-007 B (B: someone somewhere came in their pants) FFH / Not revenge...; Side A: 67021E1/A QUI RENIE SON CUL POUR UN PET? Side B: 67021E2/A MARK? (a: who denies their ass for a fart?) Ste4 - Machine gets under way Side A: “Hey man, 1994 called they want your style back?” DTC-006 B A Side B: “I spoke with Joe & Chris from Pez and they told me I've been on a tour… Ha Ha Ha… Tour…” DTC-006 B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 the witches with dicks LP has kurt vonnegut quotes on the matrices. i dig that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlovecolouredx Posted October 30, 2007 Author Share Posted October 30, 2007 dig your jewels up and post more,friends.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subscript Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Less Than Jake - Goodbye Blue & White A- Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog B- I'm Adam, I made Radio! So I dared, am I mad, am I? Less Than Jake - Losing Streak A- "The mailorder lackey at Blindspot has a cute butt"- Vinnie, circa last tuesday B- "Why would we ever sign to a major label?" - Vinnie, circa 1994 Less Than Jake - Losers, Kings... A- "You got ska in my power-pop!" Two Lame tastes... B- You got your power-pop in my SKA! That Taste lame together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 The FBTMOF-Always Open Mouth has 2 of the numbers of people in the band. I have yet to call, but I will someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmonkey Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 From the NOFX 7" Club, though its not funny. #1 A punk, a rabbi, and a Republican walk into a bar... They seat themselves as far apart from one another as possible... #2 The bartender asks the punk for his order, "One shot of whiskey" The bartender smiles and says, "One shot of whiskey coming right up" #3 As the bartender walks back to the bar, the Rabbi begins to chant a prayer... The punk rolls his eyes and mutters under his breath, "Shut up old man"... #4 The bartender says "You can't speak to my customers that way"... The punk downs his whiskey and says, "Sorry but the Rabbi's a fuckin' douche bag"... #5 The Republican says to the bartender, "Get that asshole outa here!"... The punk hears this and says, "I maybe be an asshole, but at least I'm not a douche bag"... #6 The bartender turns to the Republican and tells him "You're the asshole"... Then the bartender and the punk beat the shit out of the Republican... #7 "Then they kick the Republican out of the bar..." The Rabbi then asks, "Why did you kick that man out of the bar?" #8 The punk replies, "Cuz he's a Republican, you fuckin' douche bag!"... The bartender slams a bottle to the bar and says... #9 "I told you that you must respect my customers"... The punks replies, "I do respect your customers"... #10 "I'm just saying that the Rabbi is a douche bag"... "Ok, you're outta here" says the bartender as he kicks the punk #11 "The bartender apologizes to the Rabbi and says... "Let me get you a drink on the house. What'll you have?" #12 The Rabbi replies: "I'll have a vinegar and water" 2 months of lurking and this is my first post. Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivalcycle Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 thrice's the illusion of safety has pretty cool ones. i don't have the record right in front of me but one side says 'true friends stab you in the front'..can't remember what the other side says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boizee Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 thrice's the illusion of safety has pretty cool ones.i don't have the record right in front of me but one side says 'true friends stab you in the front'..can't remember what the other side says. Crazy...mine says: A: You could save my life B: You could snap my neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boizee Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 By the way...+1 for starting this thread, xlovecolouredx. I always thought it was another great thing about vinyl, all the different etchings. Coolness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subscript Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 a couple more from no idea Riverboat Gamblers - To The Confusion of Our Enemies A- "Liverboat Rambler" Against Me! - Reinventing Axl Rose A- "You can make The Border Smaller, But you cannot Take my NIPPLE." B- "IF YOU CAN READ THIS TAKE A BATH." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinylme Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Modern Life Is War - Midnight In America side A: Mijn pa denkt dat ik een flicker ben side B: More like modern life is bore.. Circle Jerks - Group Sex side A: Bong lodes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jochert Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Modern Life Is War - Midnight In Americaside A: Mijn pa denkt dat ik een flicker ben For all you non-Dutch users: This is Dutch for "My dad thinks that i'm a faggot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ps Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Modern Life Is War - Midnight In Americaside A: Mijn pa denkt dat ik een flicker ben For all you non-Dutch users: This is Dutch for "My dad thinks that i'm a faggot" Wow.......... Welcome to the board, and thanks for the translation!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xlovecolouredx Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 For all you non-Dutch users: This is Dutch for "My dad thinks that i'm a faggot" Wow.......... Welcome to the board, and thanks for the translation!! ditto ! this is a good side of here commune.i find many friends from many countries.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivalcycle Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 thrice's the illusion of safety has pretty cool ones.i don't have the record right in front of me but one side says 'true friends stab you in the front'..can't remember what the other side says. Crazy...mine says: A: You could save my life B: You could snap my neck aha. +1 for you sir. this is what i get for not having it in front of me. i suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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