futures Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Girth. Gotta have that thickness. And length is important. If its too long it just hurts. Less important... smoothness and the presence of some nice prominent veins. But really who cares, if a guy knows how to work with what he's got and is confident about it, he's good to go. Girth can be a double edged sword though. For me at least. My ex was a little too....girthy for my liking. & it didn't help that he was awful at foreplay. One can assume how that felt. lol. That was awkward to type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 no sir, one of my girlfriends still talks fondly about her high school boyfriends perfect penis. if it’s good, it’s GOOD. We won't believe that big bruise has a perfect penis (wonderful wiener, delightful dick, sensational shaft) unless we see pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 I'm fine with verbal confirmation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 For the record, I never actually said that. But it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 For the record, I never actually said that. But it's true. PICS OR YOU'RE A LIAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 PROVE THE DICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Dick Proof sounds like a promising band name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Guess I came back at the right time. Why would you guys want to see dick pics anyway?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Guess I came back at the right time. Why would you guys want to see dick pics anyway?! I'm confident enough in my sexuality to admit when I have seen a proof of a worthy wiener. turbobrando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Guys talk about these things daily: Poop Dicks Girls Something involving the word gay Food Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I don't think my penis is perfect. Madie and I do match up very well sexually though. She also seems to be very thrilled about my dick, and I'm very thrilled about that. turbobrando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 you say this now....then you break up and you shit talk his dick and how he fucks. Dont lie, you all do it! For me, this is only for the dudes that are actually pretty bad in bed, but you like them so much at the time that you kind of overlook the boring sexing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I was afraid to ask my ex the number, so I never did. As Bert McCraken taught me as a young boy "Knowing nothing is better than knowing at all" Not sure how this post hasn't gotten any love yet, but +1 KennyFuckingPowers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Not sure how this post hasn't gotten any love yet, but +1 Honestly listening to that song recently has been helping me through my current breakup and not seeing what she's up to/asking her if there was someone else and what not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Guys talk about these things daily: Poop Dicks Girls Something involving the word gay Food Beer You forgot tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 You forgot tits Or did he? cbbrew22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 always sunny stole my nickname. all the ladies rave about my sweet d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 My wife also used to work at the big outdoor music amphitheater here. She'd rub elbows with rock gods. Smoke with Ween. Of course any show she wanted to see. Probably upon the shoulders of the drunken shirtless teenage boy with the body of Adonis. She confessed she used to be a concert flasher. She said she only flashed when she was 19. Well, 19 has 365 days a year too friends. I kinda grinned. She's 10 years younger than me. I said "I remember you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 That sounds like a true nightmare. Every week day, twice a day.... weekends are reserved for getting into double digits. I understand when you're in a new relationship, infatuation is an important stage to go through so sex multiple times a day can be the norm. But isn't it common knowledge (dare I say proven) that after years of being with someone there's a certain rhythm that couples settle into that is a healthy medium for both parties? I only say that because both of the really serious and long relationships I've been in started out that way, and eventually we'd be good for a couple-few times a week, at most like once a day. Anything more I feel is too taxing. Obviously rudeboy's once-a-month standard is definitely unsatisfactory and way below par, but there has to be some kind of "normal" rhythm people settle into, doesn't there? To give context--I've been with my current gf for a little over four years and it's amazing between us, but also hard to keep up with higher volume of sex when we both work very demanding full-time jobs (10-12 hour days). There are days when we both just crash hard without getting on the freaky deeky, which we're both fine with. I feel like this is normal and we're both happy, and when we do get it on it's just as amazing as that first time. I don't know, just a random thought on what was brought up earlier. I don't think people should feel like they aren't satisfying their partner if they aren't boning themselves into the double digits over the weekend. Curious to get people's opinions that have been with their significant other for longer than, oh, let's say--a few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 10 years in, and about twice a week. Still as good as in the beginning, but like you said work and life sometimes get in the way of getting it on. Quality over quantity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 My wife works 12 shifts. Cleaning up human piss and shit. Puke too. Mucus. Pus. Blood. Turn off. I work normal office job. 8-9 hour days. Stressful. Long drive. Downtown traffic. Road rage. Dinner at 8-9 No showers. We chew each others parts. Licking, sucking, blowing. But I can't resist her. Her body is perfection. My god. Her ass buries things. Also could bounce a quarter to the moon. Gotta mix it up. When we tried every day To make baby (other than perioding) for 4 years we almost lost it. Her nakedness put me to sleep. And my always ready hog had famously stay tucked away. We thought we were doomed. I don't show effection. She wants to be held. I want to pump any opening on her body. We got thru it. She made some sacrifices for me ( weak butt muscles now) and I just held her more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Quality over quantity. Nail on the head. Basically the tl;dr version of what I was trying to get across. appreciate y'alls feedback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Haha well... I may have been over exaggerating just a little bit, and I only have one other long term relationship to reference (4 years, lived together for about 9 months) but the schedule was honestly fairly close to what i mentioned before. although nowhere near as mind-blowing as what i have currently. I know things will change when you've been with someone for a really long time, but your priorities are different when you're younger. And I'm still young so I'm going to take advantage of that for as long as possible I think..... I hope. Or maybe I'm just weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Haha well... I may have been over exaggerating just a little bit, and I only have one other long term relationship to reference (4 years, lived together for about 9 months) but the schedule was honestly fairly close to what i mentioned before. although nowhere near as mind-blowing as what i have currently. I know things will change when you've been with someone for a really long time, but your priorities are different when you're younger. And I'm still young so I'm going to take advantage of that for as long as possible I think..... I hope. Or maybe I'm just weird sex is always what you make of it. after being in a relationship for so long, you can totally push the comfort levels and get weird, keep things exciting, etc. it really comes down to how important intimacy is to a particular relationship. the last big one i was in, it was pretty far down on my ex's list of priorities, and it's pretty high on mine. we never jived. but the last year or so, i never got excited to sex. oh and 3 pages back. yes to crazies. tread carefully. but definitely yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 so I guess you and my girl buttbutt never got to meet and hit it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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