+hecollec+or Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I didn't take pictures and I totally regret it. I considered it a few times, but I was bleeding too fast and everywhere and it was just insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Actually something that happened. I laughed really hard at this. Special. I'm okay, sore, but okay. I do feel metal as fuck though. BASICALLY, I was walking into the post office thinking about how it's always dimly lit and scary looking. Apparently, I wandered into my thoughts too much, ran into the automatic heavy door and it took off a chunk of my toe. No joke. I thought I was okay, but as I put my stuff on the counter, I realized my entire sandal filled up with blood and that it was starting to spill on the floor with no end in sight. I asked for a band aid and paper towel. The lady looked at me like I was insane and took her good ol time so i finally said I'M JUST TRYING TO NOT BLEED ON YOUR FLOOR ITS COOL. So I ended up having to wipe up their floor and call my mom to pick me up. metal. as. fuck. bummerrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrorbusiness138 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I just had 2 ladies on Michigan Ave ask me where the specific bar was, after I told them they started to hit on me and ask if I wanted to go have a beer with them. If I wasn't on my lunch break AND if I was single I would have seriously considered it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I just had 2 ladies on Michigan Ave ask me where the specific bar was, after I told them they started to hit on me and ask if I wanted to go have a beer with them. If I wasn't on my lunch break AND if I was single I would have seriously considered it. Rockers always get the chicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrorbusiness138 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Rockers always get the chicks Not always, but those times we do are special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Today I stood at the post office in a puddle of my own blood. The good news is that flantastic will have cookies on Tuesday. I made Moon Cactus bake and bleed...not sure if that makes me cool, or an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 There is a jazz and rib fest here this weekend... How awesome is that combination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrorbusiness138 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 There is a jazz and rib fest here this weekend... How awesome is that combination I go to rib fest every year in Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Sounds a lot better than the redneck drag-race shit they have here. Lots of dirt-rod skids come in from out of town. Lots of loose, overweight cougars wandering around looking for dick. And more morons than usual driving up and down the streets, guaranteed a good amount of drunk-driving, and probably a fair amount of coked-up/pilled-out driving too. There's always fights, because: alcohol (and likely hard drugs too). And people wandering down the street hollering in the middle of the night.Jazz portion of that fest sounds fucking hella-dope tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 They should have drag-races where dudes wear make-up and women's clothing, and then have a foot-race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 First my Bleachers order got delayed now my Four Year Strong bundle is delayed. MerchNow is not on my good side this week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 They should have drag-races where dudes wear make-up and women's clothing, and then have a foot-race. This is honestly what I thought drag races were the first time I heard the term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 <3 ribs <3 horrorbusiness138 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrorbusiness138 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 <3 ribs <3 My favorite since I was about 8 years old. Sooooo good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 They should have drag-races where dudes wear make-up and women's clothing, and then have a foot-race. There are places that have these haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Said this at least 5 times but there should be a VC local section of the board or something similar. A quarter of the threads on this board are "I'm going to______, tell me what to do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Said this at least 5 times but there should be a VC local section of the board or something similar. A quarter of the threads on this board are "I'm going to______, tell me what to do." almost sounds like VC personals haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 almost sounds like VC personals haha Maybe this should be a thing! <3 <3 Can I be the matchmaker!? Pretty pleaseeeeee. I am a successful cupid... Jussayin. I have references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Maybe this should be a thing! <3 <3 Can I be the matchmaker!? Pretty pleaseeeeee. I am a successful cupid... Jussayin. I have references. Missed connections are almost always a good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Came home from work to find that our address is changing? This is new to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrorbusiness138 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 2 hours of OT so far today, puts me at over 50 this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Missed connections are almost always a good laugh I adore missed connections. I am an avid follower. I actually post fake ones sometimes for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Came home from work to find that our address is changing? This is new to me. How though? How even?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 How though? How even?! I don't know. We had this letter on our door about how the police can't get to the 911 calls in the complex quick enough so they're changing the street name and getting rid of the apt # on the 2nd address line? Like... we were: 21 Street Name, Apt. 201 City, NJ Zipcode Now we are: 201 Complex Name City, NJ Zipcode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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