tarzioo_ Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 omg. i also just remembered i need to make bacon cinnamon rolls. i have too many things to make! i need someone to help me eat all these things. or else i'll have to start leaving random weird foods outside my neighbor's door. IM ON MY WAY!! themeconspiracy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 IM ON MY WAY!! Noooooooooooooooooooooope... I will beat you there themeconspiracy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Noooooooooooooooooooooope... I will beat you there I move slow enough for you to the right about this themeconspiracy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'm probably in a huge minority, but I don't like bacon. I don't eat any pork, just don't like it for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I've been a vegetarian for 16 years now, but when I was a kid I always loved this yellow can of Bacon my parents would make. The brand was Star or Celebrity or something like that and it was just heart attack inducing bacon but, damn if I didn't love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 please mail me some of these goodies. if i can figure out things that won't get destroyed/go bad in the mail, i will definitely do this! i made mike a bunch of beer-infused peanut brittle for xmas. would definitely be willing to send some yummy treats to my small talk homies, but need to figure out what i can mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I've been a vegetarian for 16 years now, but when I was a kid I always loved this yellow can of Bacon my parents would make. The brand was Star or Celebrity or something like that and it was just heart attack inducing bacon but, damn if I didn't love it. wait wait wait...hold the phone. CANNED BACON?!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I've been a vegetarian for 16 years now, but when I was a kid I always loved this yellow can of Bacon my parents would make. The brand was Star or Celebrity or something like that and it was just heart attack inducing bacon but, damn if I didn't love it. color me intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I move slow enough for you to the right about this You want me to move to the right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 You want me to move to the right? to the left to the left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Can't believe I ate that. And loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I don't know if i am scared or excited... maneatingcow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 as someone who sleeps with a giant stuffed bacon every night, i am highly offended by this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 You want me to move to the right? See. I'm not awake yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 to the left to the left Everything you own in the box to the left has been burned in a bonfire themeconspiracy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 as someone who sleeps with a giant stuffed bacon every night, i am highly offended by this. What can I say my family was most definitely not foodies. The only place my parents could get the canned bacon was up north at Pamida or Woolworths. When they'd go up to the cottage they stock up on it. Still shocked that I didn't have a heart attack eating like I did growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Everything you own in the box to the left has been burned in a bonfire one time I broke up with a long time girlfriend and that sort of happened. I have like 4 good photos of me from 16-21 years old (those were the most interesting years in my (un)fashion history). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 as someone who sleeps with a giant stuffed bacon every night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 one time I broke up with a long time girlfriend and that sort of happened. I have like 4 good photos of me from 16-21 years old (those were the most interesting years in my (un)fashion history). Thats why you never break up with a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Thats why you never break up with a girl. unless they are frequent cheaters (she was). Edit: which is still somehow my fault...apparently...anyway, I got's a good'n now so I'm all set! +hecollec+or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 unless they are frequent cheaters (she was). Edit: which is still somehow my fault...apparently...anyway, I got's a good'n now so I'm all set! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... than yeah, fuck her. Cheaters are garbage. GARBAGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 yes sir they are indeedy. It was all karma anyway because literally EVERY SINGLE GIRL I dated in highschool was cheated on by me up until that one. So I was garbage too, but I was innocent in that relationship. Plus, with every girl I dated before her I was <16, so it didn't really matter that much. It's kind of expected in HS, amirite? ...or just a dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 yes sir they are indeedy. It was all karma anyway because literally EVERY SINGLE GIRL I dated in highschool was cheated on by me up until that one. So I was garbage too, but I was innocent in that relationship. Plus, with every girl I dated before her I was <16, so it didn't really matter that much. It's kind of expected in HS, amirite? ...or just a dick? Im not sure its expected (Ive never cheated), but I dont think you're a dick either. Just young, dumb & full of cum. Ok, maybe you were a dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Just young, dumb & full of cum. Ok, maybe you were a dick? That's pretty spot on. Eh whatever, this is all a decade ago anyhow. I'm still a dick, just flaccid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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