tarzioo_ Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Hey guys! Sitting in the barbershop on my lunch break trying not to fall asleep. Been at work since 6 and still have a few more hours to go. Good lord this check next Friday will be glorious! When I work a ton of OT I buy myself something I've been really wanting and normally wouldn't buy. It doesn't have to be expensive but you should do that. DOOOOO THAT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Originally my post had Alanis Morisette instead of Fiona Apple, but I figure Alanis had a lot more commercial success and the songs off Jagged Little Pill still get a lot of radio play. Plus, I think BarkingLot would have gotten deported if he had said he didn't know who she was. I'll never forget my 9th grade english teacher lecturing the class about her song Ironic and it's terribleness. I haven't heard it since that class, so I don't remember how terrible it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 No...but my wife spoke eloquently, and then she had my baby. She made a really excellent mother. Nice.... hopefully there wasn't A traffic jam when you're already late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I'll never forget my 9th grade english teacher lecturing the class about her song Ironic and it's terribleness. I haven't heard it since that class, so I don't remember how terrible it is. It's only terrible in the sense that nothing in the song is truly ironic...it's just shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 For example..."A traffic jam when you're already late" isn't ironic. A traffic jam when you're already late...for a seminar you are giving for how much better traffic has gotten is ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 If that song was exactly the same but replaced "ironic" with "shitty" it would be a lot better. It's not a bad song. Catchy as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Yeah, I remember him telling us that it was so bad because nothing she says is actually ironic. But then I got to thinking...maybe that's why the song is called Ironic. Isn't there a line about a spoon or something? That's all I remember. Googling the lyrics now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Yeah, I remember him telling us that it was so bad because nothing she says is actually ironic. But then I got to thinking...maybe that's why the song is called Ironic. Isn't there a line about a spoon or something? That's all I remember. Googling the lyrics now. Ten thousand spooooons when allll you neeed is a kniiiife Princess Logan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Meeting the man of your dreams...and then meeting his beautiful wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 It was actually a nooo-uhh smooo-uhking sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 No...but my wife spoke eloquently, and then she had my baby. She made a really excellent mother. you didnt tell me you are dave coulier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Meeting the man of your dreams...and then meeting his beautiful wife. Wasn't there a version where she says husband instead of wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 It was actually a nooo-uhh smooo-uhking sign. ooohhh-uhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 you didnt tell me you were dave coulier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 When I work a ton of OT I buy myself something I've been really wanting and normally wouldn't buy. It doesn't have to be expensive but you should do that. DOOOOO THAT!! I have my eye on something. Might be that Mondo GOTG if it's still available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break In all seriousness, I had some dude threaten to call the cops on me because I was smoking in front of a no smoking sign Dude literally went hundreds of feet out of his way to do it, I was as far away from people as possible and not bothering anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I have my eye on something. Might be that Mondo GOTG if it's still available. Uhhhhhh I WANT THAT TOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Working overtime makes me incredibly sad. I'm a deadbeat and defaulted on my stupid student loans so my wages are garnished. No matter how many hours I work my paycheck is always the same because the more I make the more they take. I had 10 hours of overtime and 4 hours of holiday pay a couple weeks ago and made the exact same "I can barely survive" amount of money. Don't go to college, kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Don't go to college, kids.Way ahead of you on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 In all seriousness, I had some dude threaten to call the cops on me because I was smoking in front of a no smoking sign Dude literally went hundreds of feet out of his way to do it, I was as far away from people as possible and not bothering anyone. I go out of my way to keep my habit away from others. I don't smoke in front of entrances, keep my distance from any non-smokers, do the courtesy wave even when no ones around, tap the end out & pocket the butt til I get home. We are a minority that need to stand up for our right to pollute our lungs if we want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Pizza mission was a success. It was almost a Mission: Im-pizza-ble. Amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I go out of my way to keep my habit away from others. I don't smoke in front of entrances, keep my distance from any non-smokers, do the courtesy wave even when no ones around, tap the end out & pocket the butt til I get home. We are a minority that need to stand up for our right to pollute our lungs if we want to.I have a picture of me smoking in front of the Truth van when I was 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I go out of my way to keep my habit away from others. I don't smoke in front of entrances, keep my distance from any non-smokers, do the courtesy wave even when no ones around, tap the end out & pocket the butt til I get home. We are a minority that need to stand up for our right to pollute our lungs if we want to. Wasn't even like I was smoking in front of a hospital or something. It was outside a fucking mall. I remember when you couldn't get NEAR a mall without walking through a cloud of smoke and numetal/goth kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Wasn't even like I was smoking in front of a hospital or something. It was outside a fucking mall. I remember when you couldn't get NEAR a mall without walking through a cloud of smoke and numetal/goth kids. I too remember this. ::sigh:: the good old days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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