KennyFuckingPowers

Going to the season opener for the 6th year in a row baaaabbbyyyyyy, woooooo.
 
So far, I have witnessed: 2009, Khabibulin give the puck away with 50 seconds left: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdHoB3JpFMU
 
2010, Eberle's first NHL goal (nicest first goal of all time): 
 
2012: Nuge's first NHL goal, then we won in a shootout: 
 
2013 (Lockout year):  Oilers/Dubnyk get lit up for 6 goals in the first period/Yak scores his first.
 
2013:  Oilers blow a lead to the Jets and lose humiliatingly.  
 
LETS HOPE THIS YEAR IS BETTER THAN THE LAST TWO.  IM SO EXCITED.

Me and my wife both have platinum passes. So we're both getting a cassette and hopefully both getting a peach variant. We're going to flip a cassette and a peach variant on eBay. 
 

"Bruins invite Ville Leino to training camp".
 
lol

I don't think you like to go out and meet people in general judging by your post count, amount of time spent here, and the stuff you say on here.

They're apparently talking about having either Bell or Rogers give up (sell) their half and one of the take the new team. Only companies who could really afford it anyways. 
 
If there were two Toronto teams I'd need 6 more hours in the day to keep up with all the dumb shit two idiot franchises who don't actually care about hockey could do. I'm stretching myself thin as it is. 

The single is as good as the songs off Iowa. Check it out.

I need this man. Sure, I play golf on sundays. I HATE golf. 

We need Kyle in this league.

I don't care what anyone says about that match...watching Cena get destroyed was fucking awesome.

Good Morning Vietnam
This is like loosing Carlin for me =\
If you are sad, go talk to someone. Anyone. Fuck Depression.

I never really noticed del zotto before. All I remember last year is Matt bitching about how bad he was sucking.

money will be mandatory this season.

so, how about Hilary Knight posing for the ESPN body issue
 

Just got home so I took some.
 

 
Was packaged very well.
 

 
Kind of disappointed. Was expecting black.

Vanek to Minn, shocker

Kyle your winnings have been set! Sorry for the delay. Also I like that trade for both sides. Ducks might have given up a bit much with the 1st rounder. But whatever, I also bought a ducks hat today. I couldn't not when I saw that beautiful old school logo on it

I'm so happy for gabbo and big rig and especially my boy Justin Willams. Hank really changed my mind and is I fact the best goalie in the world. Wow what a game and what a series. GG to the Rangers.
Also lol San Jose!

if he was a ranger

Let's get back on track here boys, we can all agree FUCK THE LEAFS.
 
Also, Spezza asks for a trade. This means Hemsky leaving Ottawa as well. 
My money is Spezza becomes a Duck and ANA sends Ottawa their 10th overall back. 

Never change Matt

Just stumbled upon this. And Im stoked. So is my penis. 
http://nudewwedivas.forumcommunity.net/?t=56029781

You win the internet today.

Just stumbled upon this. And Im stoked. So is my penis. 
http://nudewwedivas.forumcommunity.net/?t=56029781

The way I look at Lana's legs is really unhealthy haha