sherlock Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 shit's fucked. On Thursday news reports surfaced of Gloucester High School's sudden spike in pregnancies, with the school's principal, Joseph Sullivan, telling Time magazine the girls confessed to making the pact after the school began investigating a rise in pregnancies that has left 17 girls at the school carrying a child. Normally, there are about four pregnancies a year at the school.Reports of an 18th pregnancy also have surfaced. Some of the girls reacted to the news they were pregnant with high fives and plans for baby showers, Sullivan said. One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Sullivan told the magazine. full story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,369548,00.html oh and i choose fox because their news is always the funniest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 i luv preggos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Haha, kids are fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I live one town over from there. It's a classy place, except not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptchaos Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 overwhelming responsibilities is all the rage these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlock Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 all i can do is think of this every time they say Gloucester: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannabepunktony Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 One of the guys is a 24-year-old homeless guy? *tears in his eyes* And here I thought the American Dream was dead. God. Bless. America. And child support - you mean half of this sandwich I dug out of the dumpster? Give that man a medal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 man, and I thought my high school was fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlock Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 lol they're blaming it on juno now. EDIT: i mean on the news and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannabepunktony Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 lol they're blaming it on juno now. I'd impregnate Juno all day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 there were never girls this slutty in my high school. I got fucking ripped off apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannabepunktony Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 there were never girls this slutty in my high school. I got fucking ripped off apparently What I learned from dating girls I knew in high school post-HS is just about every girl is willing to have sex during HS if you know how to get them to not feel bad about wanting it. That being said, I scored with one girl in high school and I dated her for almost three years so its not like I was unlocking the secret then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Haha. My aunt keeps her boat in Gloucester Harbor. She lives in Beverly. In my school it wasn't a big deal if someone was pregnant, but it didn't happen all that much. Maybe 2 or 3 times a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 All I can think is that if you're trying to get knocked up you're like throwing your shit around letting anyone hit it, and the best you can do is a homeless dude? Maybe you weren't meant to reproduce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlock Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 All I can think is that if you're trying to get knocked up you're like throwing your shit around letting anyone hit it, and the best you can do is a homeless dude? Maybe you weren't meant to reproduce. maybe he was a very fertile homeless dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Maybe it was an uggo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Maybe it was an uggo. they are. If you ever visit your aunt, say hello, I live a town over from her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricsnow Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 "...It was later reported that after finding out where babies actually come from, the girls quickly formed an Abortion Pact..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 ololololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannabepunktony Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "...It was later reported that after finding out where babies actually come from, the girls quickly formed an Abortion Pact..." Gotta get there before you end up with an Amazing Arnold: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Kids nowadays are fucking just dumb. During my whole high school experience we had not one pregnancy out of the 4 years i was there. And i went to a high school that consisted of mostly Hispanics. To not have at least one latino girl pregnant at that age is fucking unheard of. I'm starting to think maybe Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" is starting to become more and more believable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I'm starting to think maybe Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" is starting to become more and more believable... Yeah, no WAY is that shit 500 years off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannabepunktony Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I'm starting to think maybe Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" is starting to become more and more believable... Yeah, no WAY is that shit 500 years off... Maybe 50 if we're lucky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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