ster1ovsrecord Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 whats your best pickup line, cheesy or not///// before i met you i never knew what it was like to look at someone and just smile for no reason///thats how i got my first baby girrl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 That shirt is quite becoming on you... I'd like to be coming on you as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Surprise bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 how much does a polar bear weigh?enough to break the ice. haha im gonna have to use that. one ive used as an icebreaker: "Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 This is what I used on my wife: The last chick I fucked was a pompous, skanky, uptight slut who loved anal and rarely showered. So, exactly how much in common do you have with your mom? Because the pompous thing is a definite deal breaker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Wanna get a pizza and fuck? what? you don't like pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? or, my personal favorite: Are those moon pants your wearing, b/c your ass is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 This is what I used on my wife:The last chick I fucked was a pompous, skanky, uptight slut who loved anal and rarely showered. So, exactly how much in common do you have with your mom? Because the pompous thing is a definite deal breaker... That's fucking amazing. You do know you're my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhamm212 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?or, my personal favorite: Are those moon pants your wearing, b/c your ass is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!! aaahaha, I was about to contribute that second one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 does anybody remember a few years back Molson Canadian bottles had pickup lines on the label? Good Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 my old ska band wrote a song completely about pick up lines, most of them are cheezy as the song was, but heres the lyrics Have I fucked you yet, do ya wanna make a bet I'll get you so hot you'll leave the barstool wet So what if we just met I wanna be your man I can melt in your mouth and melt in your hand I really think that outfit would look better on my floor And your making me look bad I told my friend you were a whore But I adore every single bone in your body Especially when that bone happenes to be attached to me You know your poor ass boyfriend can't buy you no jewelry Can I buy you drinks or do you want the money You know I got more money than a girl like you could spend You must not of saw my Benz. I'm the man Girlfriend Another day, another way, another place, another time another boy, another girl, another lie, another line Of all the things I could say Things that I could say that time I just looked into your eyes Hey baby what's your sign My friend over there wonders if you thimk I'm cute But shoot, I can give my man the boot We'll go back to my place where nobody will see us We really need to get something straight between us We're gonna fuck tonight I really hope you're there Could that possibly be a mirror in your underwear Cause I swear I can see myself in your pants Pop 2 roofies in her drink than ask the bitch to dance the band and song was very cheezy, I was very young at the time, but some of the lines are funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1590 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 *checks the inside of his/her shirt* yep, just what i thought. made in heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelvetwenty Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I'm sorry to do this, but do you see my friend over there? You point, he sheepishly waves. He wants to know if you think I'm cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Here's a good icebreaker: If you're with a group of friends at a restaurant or something and you see a table full of hot chicks, have the waiter bring them a round of waters. If they have a good sense of humor, you're in. If not, you won't waste your time later buying them drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvmyselfabear Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 is that a mirror in your pants? 'cause I can see myself in them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moraleclipse Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 You: "Do you work at Subway?" Girl: ? You: "Because you just gave me a six-inch...er foot long" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 This is a funny story... Once i was talking to a friend about something that happened at work, and he told me what i did wrong to get in trouble, and as i was getting up to take a piss, i was saying "FUCK ME!" because i realized what i did wrong a little late... this woman that was sitting about 3 feet away just so happened to be facing me. She said "Well maybe, if the night goes well".. and that was the start of a conversation. I only got to make out with her. Even though it wasn't meant to be a pickup line, it was because it was merely coincidental . I didn't even buy her a drink that night..she bought mine (i offered but she wouldn't let me), and i got to make out with her.. it's was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 This is a funny story... Once i was talking to a friend about something that happened at work, and he told me what i did wrong to get in trouble, and as i was getting up to take a piss, i was saying "FUCK ME!" because i realized what i did wrong a little late... this woman that was sitting about 3 feet away just so happened to be facing me. She said "Well maybe, if the night goes well".. and that was the start of a conversation. I only got to make out with her. Even though it wasn't meant to be a pickup line, it was because it was merely coincidental . I didn't even buy her a drink that night..she bought mine (i offered but she wouldn't let me), and i got to make out with her.. it's was nice. that's badass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedupx Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Wanna see something swell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedupx Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 If I told you those pants were ugly, would you take them off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 My favorite thing to happen was this guy came and had two whiskey sours (one of my favorite drinks) in his hands but didn't hand me one. We started talking and after a few minutes. Dude: So I bought you a drink, what time are you leaving here to sleep with me? Me: (Took the drink, drank as much of it as I could in one swig in the most unfeminine way I knew how, and kinda burped.) *sighed* Well dude, I may be drunk, but I'm not mentally retarded or blind. I'm assuming he didn't know what to say since he didn't go into some tirade about how I wasn't hot anyway or how I was a whore, or whatever else guys say when they're shot down. However, it all came out later when he tried to hit on my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 My favorite thing to happen was this guy came and had two whiskey sours (one of my favorite drinks) in his hands but didn't hand me one. We started talking and after a few minutes. Dude: So I bought you a drink, what time are you leaving here to sleep with me? Me: (Took the drink, drank as much of it as I could in one swig in the most unfeminine way I knew how, and kinda burped.) *sighed* Well dude, I may be drunk, but I'm not mentally retarded or blind. I'm assuming he didn't know what to say since he didn't go into some tirade about how I wasn't hot anyway or how I was a whore, or whatever else guys say when they're shot down. However, it all came out later when he tried to hit on my friend. i would have totally had a comeback for that one.. but i usually don't tell women when they're gonna sleep with me... so i never have to actually think of some comeback... usually shit just works out in my favor for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danalive Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?or, my personal favorite: Are those moon pants your wearing, b/c your ass is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!! aaahaha, I was about to contribute that second one. i love the 2nd one although i say space pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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