benchwarmer Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I voted "yes" since you're asking for advice on a message board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Have sex with her but slip it in her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 you should beat his ass and dump yoru girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 you should beat his ass and dump your girlfriend I think you have a concensus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I'm curious. What was he getting back at you for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Have sex with her but slip it in her ass. then dump her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I'm curious. What was he getting back at you for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 actually, this sounds exactly like the plot of greys anatomy.so clearly the solution is to move across the country then date and fall in love with a flaky moody younger girl who's your subordinate at work. it should work out great til your ex comes looking for you to get back together. then your best friend follows her. Hahaha this is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Have sex with her but slip it in her ass. then dump her Exactly. And wipe your dick on her curtains when you're done as the added bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 although he broke the bro-code, he can't be held responsible. especially if she's hot. it's all her fault. she's the one you want to punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 actually, this sounds exactly like the plot of greys anatomy.so clearly the solution is to move across the country then date and fall in love with a flaky moody younger girl who's your subordinate at work. it should work out great til your ex comes looking for you to get back together. then your best friend follows her. Hahaha this is great! You forgot to tell him to buy a trailer and a plot of land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 to a pulp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Hahaha this is great! You forgot to tell him to buy a trailer and a plot of land. dammit. i knew i forgot something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 although he broke the bro-code, he can't be held responsible. especially if she's hot. it's all her fault. she's the one you want to punch. If he had said something instead of just not mentioning it, then yeah, he'd be better off but that's not what happened so I can't agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Get him drunk and have sex with him. Then you will be the alpha male and he will know his social ranking. Greek style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I recommend the sodomy on both parties, and depending on how vengeful you feel, peeing on them before, during, or after the sodomy will also help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 like loki, i'm curious as to what he was "getting back at you" for. but also, why were YOU not with your gf on new year's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 so it was brought to my attention today that my best friend who i had some of the best times of my life with and lived at my house for a while hooked up with my girlfriend when she was drunk on new years to get back at me for something that wasn't even my fault. then didn't feel the need to tell me and came over my house and chilled like nothing happened for a month. i'm not a macho man or ever really looked for/got into a fight in my life, but i want to beat his face in. wait, whats the question here i'm answering yes/no too? you should have sex with him and punch her in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgan Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 i wasn't with her because i was in florida and everybody else was in ct at my friends house party i would've been at. what he was getting back at me for is stupid. i visited him at work with friends and he asked if we could get him after he was done. i said we could and went shopping for last minute christmas stuff with them. on the way back it was bumper to bumper traffic so we were running late and got off the highway to go back roads. then my friends wanted to stop at taco bell, then they insisted on going inside to eat while i was like "hey guys, we're already 5 minutes late.". i texted him saying what happened and he got mad. so when we finally got back to our town i had everybody get in my car to go get him because the other driver changed his mind on getting him. when i got there 30 minutes late he wouldn't answer any of my calls. i had my friend call him and he answer all pissed off. even though he knew i wasn't the one driving i guess it was my fault? he was really pissed off about it the days after it happened when people were like "why are you mad at him?" ALSO, i guess people were asking him all night "what the fuck are you doing man? you're trying to do the shittiest thing ever." and it was his plan all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i wasn't with her because i was in florida and everybody else was in ct at my friends house party i would've been at.what he was getting back at me for is stupid. i visited him at work with friends and he asked if we could get him after he was done. i said we could and went shopping for last minute christmas stuff with them. on the way back it was bumper to bumper traffic so we were running late and got off the highway to go back roads. then my friends wanted to stop at taco bell, then they insisted on going inside to eat while i was like "hey guys, we're already 5 minutes late.". i texted him saying what happened and he got mad. so when we finally got back to our town i had everybody get in my car to go get him because the other driver changed his mind on getting him. when i got there 30 minutes late he wouldn't answer any of my calls. i had my friend call him and he answer all pissed off. even though he knew i wasn't the one driving i guess it was my fault? he was really pissed off about it the days after it happened when people were like "why are you mad at him?" ALSO, i guess people were asking him all night "what the fuck are you doing man? you're trying to do the shittiest thing ever." and it was his plan all night. Wait, wait, wait. You are telling me that your BEST friend fucked your girlfriend (why did she fuck him?) because you were 30 minutes late picking him up from work?! You better kill this guy because he is a fucking psycho, and he is probably going to end up killing you. Talk about a disproportionate response. If he had yelled at you it would have been outrageous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Also, this guy is not and was never your best friend. Even if he is your only friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kevinb Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 yeah dude fuck the bullshit dump her ass and beat that fuck bite his ear evander holyfield style... there is not reason for him to do somthing like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Call up your friend like nothing ever happened, and be like, "Yo, I went to the doctor today... And I found out I have chlamydia" or whatever your favorite STD of choice is. Then listen to him squirm on the phone. Bonus points will accrue when he calls your soon-to-be ex to tell her what you told him. Two freakouts for the price of one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 AIDS, HIV if you are feeling nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 have we officially determined that "hooked up with" means "had sex with"? or is it possible that they just fooled around and made out? terrible either way, don't get me wrong, but scott's plan (amazing, by the way!) wouldn't work if they only made out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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