danthemjfan23 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 due to popular demand, here it is. ask me anything and everything. no question will go unanswered. let's get the ball rolling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 didnt dante already do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 haha.... this is gonna be awesome. i know it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 didnt dante already do this? maybe, but mine's going to be serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 well thats good i have a serious question. my wife always gags when she swallows. what works for you dan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I've been holding hands with this girl for a few weeks now, but last night I forgot to wear gloves, what should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 tell her to swallow about a tablespoon of honey before she blows you. whenever i do that, the cum always just flows right down my throat and i can barely taste it. it's a neat little trick i picked up back in '03. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 I've been holding hands with this girl for a few weeks now, but last night I forgot to wear gloves, what should I do? what nationality is she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 tell her to swallow about a tablespoon of honey before she blows you. whenever i do that, the cum always just flows right down my throat and i can barely taste it. it's a neat little trick i picked up back in '03. There isn't a single part of that that doesn't creep me the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 this thread is already full of giggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 tell her to swallow about a tablespoon of honey before she blows you. whenever i do that, the cum always just flows right down my throat and i can barely taste it. it's a neat little trick i picked up back in '03. i fucking just lost it on that one......lol... holy fuck. im crying right now trying to catch my breath...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 tell her to swallow about a tablespoon of honey before she blows you. whenever i do that, the cum always just flows right down my throat and i can barely taste it. it's a neat little trick i picked up back in '03. This is something I'd imagine seeing on Brendan Kelly's blog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 i think dan's already gonna top Dante on his advice column in only one page..lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 tell her to swallow about a tablespoon of honey before she blows you. whenever i do that, the cum always just flows right down my throat and i can barely taste it. it's a neat little trick i picked up back in '03. This is something I'd imagine seeing on Brendan Kelly's blog. one of the biggest compliments a guy can get. thanks, partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymakanik Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 tell her to swallow about a tablespoon of honey before she blows you. whenever i do that, the cum always just flows right down my throat and i can barely taste it. it's a neat little trick i picked up back in '03. awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 dear dan, what is the best way to 'rock' a girl's body ala justin timberlake? any tips and advice would be much appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 This is something I'd imagine seeing on Brendan Kelly's blog. one of the biggest compliments a guy can get. thanks, partner. Anytime, buddy. Keep it up and BK might lose his spot as my favorite advice columnist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 one of the biggest compliments a guy can get. thanks, partner. Anytime, buddy. Keep it up and BK might lose his spot as my favorite advice columnist. anytime i see the letters BK i think of these: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 dear dan,what is the best way to 'rock' a girl's body ala justin timberlake? any tips and advice would be much appreciated. this one is something that can't really just happen. this takes years of experience to perfect. you have to remember, JT was fucking britney spears from the age of 13 on the mickey mouse club, and that song didn't come out until March of (ironically enough) 2003. he was already 22 years old at that point, 9 years into his body-rocking life. experts tend to agree that men hit their sexual peak at 18 years old and that it lasts for about 5 years, while women hit theirs more in their mid- to late-30s. (one of the many reasons so few relationships work out long-term, but that's another answer to another question). to be able to fully answer your inquiry, i would need to know your age, and the age of the body you're attempting to rock, as each specific instance would have its own set of advice. in general, though, i'd say you can't go wrong with a couple weeks worth of dance lessons to hone in on your own body's rocking skills, coupled with a series of deep breathing exercises to enhance stamina and endurance. however, to be able to get to the point where you would even be able to USE those skills, you must first bring home a different body to rock. this can be tricky as well. is the body you're looking at one that you want to rock it and drop it (similar to hit it and quit it, only more physical), or is this a body you want to keep as your own personal pet rock? the places you would go to search for each said body would be different, as would the process for attracting each. for the rock it and drop it bodies: go to a bar, get your rock a couple drinks (NOT on the rocks, that only waters them down) and voila. you got yourself a rocked body by 11:30 pm. for the pet rock bodies: go to an art exhibition and find a real artsy-looking rock standing by herself admiring a nice piece of work. ask her out to that chic vegetarian restaurant down the street and before you know it, she'll be admiring YOUR piece of work, night after night after night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 i knew an ask dan thread would be solid gold. lols all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 This thread rules. HAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 a chick i am into, likes me, but has a bf.. should i wait around? should i say fuck it and keep looking? should i put a hit on the bf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 come on you guys, i need more info to give good advice. how long have you known this girl? how long has she been dating her bf? on a scale of carolina blue to midnight blue, how hot is she (midnight blue being super hot)? how big is the bf? i'm a guy who (and this is actually serious, not a joke) has stolen 4 girls from boyfriends before. 3 of the 4 had been in their relationship for over a year, one was a 3-year relationship. it's not something i'm proud of, but i'm just saying that it can be done if you put in the time and effort. normally it works out great for a while, but you have to remember a few things: - you don't want to mess around with her before they break up. once a cheater always a cheater. why would she fool around behind her bf's back and then you expect her not to do the same to you? - normally you don't want to be the first guy she dates after breaking up with a bf. you want to be the second. the first guy is just a rebound. if you're just looking to throw it in her, then by all means go for it, but if you're looking for a relationship, wait it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I'm 18 and have been dating a girl for over 2 years. I love her very much and have never been attracted strongly to another girl until now and she's 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 normally it works out great for a while, but you have to remember a few things:- you don't want to mess around with her before they break up. once a cheater always a cheater. why would she fool around behind her bf's back and then you expect her not to do the same to you? - normally you don't want to be the first guy she dates after breaking up with a bf. you want to be the second. the first guy is just a rebound. if you're just looking to throw it in her, then by all means go for it, but if you're looking for a relationship, wait it out. hmm, from these, I think i've made my decision to give up on it and move on. You made two very valid points. +1 to you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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