casey Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 best thread in 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 been in vegas since thursday...just got home...i read the first one and a half pages of this thread then skipped to 11. tears are running down my face because i'm laughing so hard. i love the god damn internet why did you skip? this thread is a goldmine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 after all this, i cant help but wonder...why didnt you just go to "casual encounters" and get laid for free?Because they're just sluts, not consciously-aware hookers.I'd trust a hooker over a bad barslut any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traffic Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 i don't wanna read 11 pages, somebody fill me in on the exciting conclusion to this epic saga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Herpes. On the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traffic Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Herpes.On the mouth. i want the real story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 God dammit...I don't have mouth herpes. Now I feel like a big joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Oh, and we've all done stupid things while we are drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traffic Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 God dammit...I don't have mouth herpes. Now I feel like a big joke. set the record straight and tell the real story then, doofus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 God dammit...I don't have mouth herpes. Now I feel like a big joke. it'll cost you $50 to give me a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traffic Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Oh, and we've all done stupid things while we are drunk. i don't understand what was stupid. you paid some girl to play with your wiener -no big deal. what'd be stupid would be holding off on details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Oh, and we've all done stupid things while we are drunk. i don't understand what was stupid. you paid some girl to play with your wiener -no big deal. what'd be stupid would be holding off on details. Ok..here is a pretty good explanation. I got really drunk and called a hooker. I made a thread to get everyone's feelings on hookers. She came over, I accidentally went down on her. When I say accident, I mean I was shitfaced. Thread turns epic. Just read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traffic Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 is that all that went down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just straight sex..and she got tired right before i came..so i jacked off on her stomach. I forgot to tell people that part. Then it ended with an awkward hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traffic Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just straight sex..and she got tired right before i came..so i jacked off on her stomach. I forgot to tell people that part. Then it ended with an awkward hug. dude, i'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Oh, and we've all done stupid things while we are drunk. and we all accept the ball busting that follows when we post it on the internet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Oh, and we've all done stupid things while we are drunk. and we all accept the ball busting that follows when we post it on the internet... I'm hoping it's all in good fun.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 and we all accept the ball busting that follows when we post it on the internet... I'm hoping it's all in good fun.. I would assume so. I can vouch for myself. If all the joking does bother you I can respect that. And those who aren't aren't just busting aren't worth your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm pretty sure everything will be ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benc Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 and we all accept the ball busting that follows when we post it on the internet... I'm hoping it's all in good fun.. It's totally in good fun. And anyone who seriously gives you shit on an internet messageboard is........giving you shit on an internet messageboard. Live life, FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 i seriously think you are retarded for going down on a hooker. and i think that if you got mouth herpes, it would be even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I think i'm retarted for going down a hooker. I feel ya there. Tomorrow we will see if I got any diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm pretty sure everything will be ok. everything will be ok scott <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just straight sex..and she got tired right before i came..so i jacked off on her stomach. I forgot to tell people that part. Then it ended with an awkward hug. How can you get tired of less than a half an hour of sex?! Ask for a refund dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benc Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 But wait, when you hugged her did she have your spunk on her stomach still? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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