Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Dressing like a lesbian is actually the solution to most of life's problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Nicky you need to dress more like a lesbian and you wont have that problem you're cute, nicky's cute. you guys should be cute together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 faaaaahk. so there's a consignment shop that i've been going to to get rid of some old clothes, and i've actually done pretty well. i would also make about twice as much if i just sold on ebay... but the girl that works there is just so damn pretty. and i went in today almost specifically to chat her up and see if that lead towards getting a drink sometime. walked in, place was completely empty. seemed perfect. about 2 minutes into her picking through my stuff, a girl who i was dating around this time last year walked in. i immediately retreated to the back of the store to avoid that all together. she left shortly after, and again, empty store. then as we're wrapping up, an old woman came to the register and started going on and on about their canned food collection for the troops. i was cut off completely and just had nothing to work with. i mean what the shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 jesus man. your penis is like a turnstile. laralaurent and jtcohenour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 jesus man. your penis is like a turnstile. Hahahaha. Also, really nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 do you men ever wonder if girls are lying about the amount of people they’ve slept with? i mean, I don’t think it should matter in a relationship anyway. but I’ve noticed some of my girlfriends will pressure guys they’re dating into telling them how many people they’ve slept with. and when the dude asks the same question of them, they lie about it. and the number is usually rounded way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I think its based on the slut vs prude trap when it comes to us gals. Edit: With that said, I think your girlfriends, or women in general, try to find a happy medium where guys will accept the number without being able to sway one way or another. I've never had that question come up though, so my opinion isn't all that important, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I know (knew I guess, in college) a couple people who were over 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I know (knew I guess, in college) a couple people who were over 100. The real question is do you still know these ladies phone numbers? jtcohenour and laralaurent 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I think its based on the slut vs prude trap when it comes to us gals. I feel it. I've noticed a popular lie number is 7. must be the middle ground between having enough experience but not fucking too many people. girls are crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 The real question is do you still know these ladies phone numbers? haha, 2 of them were dudes. we called them the white stallion and black stallion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Haha, I know 1 dude who claims to have over 100. He's a little shit tho so idk if he's being real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 do you men ever wonder if girls are lying about the amount of people they’ve slept with? i mean, I don’t think it should matter in a relationship anyway. but I’ve noticed some of my girlfriends will pressure guys they’re dating into telling them how many people they’ve slept with. and when the dude asks the same question of them, they lie about it. and the number is usually rounded way down. It's called "the rule of 3". However many a guy says, divide it by 3 to get the actual number. For girls, multiply by 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I think everyone should bang who they please and numbers shouldn't matter. Unless you are in a committed relationship. Then just bang that person as you please. agaetisbyrjun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Bunch of rabbits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 my wife told me she lied to her ex about her partners. he had a temper and she was afraid. she cut the number in half. she has told me everything. some cringe worthy, but hey, didnt involve me. jtcohenour and agaetisbyrjun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 no stds, not cheating on me, dont care ozfacter, bigbruise and agaetisbyrjun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 no stds, not cheating on me, dont care +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 i think keeping count is kinda more weird that lying about how many. what are you trying to do? have a number ready of chicks you took to slamtown to compare with your bros? make sure the number of dudes you rode is less than suzie mcsluttypant's? i'll tell you all right now how many people i had sex with: as many as felt right at the time. BOOM. agaetisbyrjun and futures 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I agree...who cares about the number? As long as you don't have any diseases (kids included) I am fine not knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 slow day at work for me today guys.... am I the only one who's had the unfortunate experience of being in the same room as another couple having sex? Happened to me multiple times. In a tent, my boyfriend at the time and I both woke up to one of my best friends and her boyfriend having passionate sex. another time I woke up in a reclining chair 2 feet from a futon that my friend and a dude were fucking on. and once at a party I was sharing a futon with a couple who thought I was passed out. lots of futons.oh and I shared a bedroom in an apartment with a couple one summer, that was terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 no but i have been in my own dorm room and heard people two rooms away from me going at it and have also been guilty of the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 haha yup. i feel like we’re all guilty of being heard at some point. what fun is quiet sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 playing the fucking quiet game does have its moments though, heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 haha yup. i feel like we’re all guilty of being heard at some point. what fun is quiet sex quiet sex CAN be extremely fun. ive always had the crazy ass screamers. not like a lil moan here but a "fuck yeah...STICK IT IN MY ASS" SCREAM. but when we're in a cabin of 27 people (a few summers ago) having her hold it and squeal and laugh and make awesome sex faces made my year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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