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What is with all the subtle social media hints and vague tweets??? What happened to... when someone misses someone, they call them up and tell them?? Or go knock or their door and tell them. Or better yet stand outside of their window with a large boombox and dedicate a song to that shit.

Also... I just got back from the hobbit, where i ate a medium size pot brownie during the course of the moovie, so this post might not make sense.

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What is with all the subtle social media hints and vague tweets??? What happened to... when someone misses someone, they call them up and tell them?? Or go knock or their door and tell them. Or better yet stand outside of their window with a large boombox and dedicate a song to that shit.

Also... I just got back from the hobbit, where i ate a medium size pot brownie during the course of the moovie, so this post might not make sense.

Lucky you! I've never had any edibles before. DO WANT

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Lets be honest, who the fuck actually stood outside of a window with a boombox?

 

i have, but it was outside a one story house and the boombox was playing flotsam and jetsam's version of "saturday night's all right for fighting". I got a free homemade dinner and made a very bummed out girl very happy. 

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What is with all the subtle social media hints and vague tweets??? What happened to... when someone misses someone, they call them up and tell them?? Or go knock or their door and tell them. Or better yet stand outside of their window with a large boombox and dedicate a song to that shit.

Also... I just got back from the hobbit, where i ate a medium size pot brownie during the course of the moovie, so this post might not make sense.

 

i've been wanting some medicated brownies as of late. i had medicated scones 2 weeks ago. 

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Lets be honest, who the fuck actually stood outside of a window with a boombox?

 

exactly, that's why it would be awesome. it's keanu reeves... come on.

 

 

 

Lucky you! I've never had any edibles before. DO WANT

 

oh yeah

 

 

i've been wanting some medicated brownies as of late. i had medicated scones 2 weeks ago. 

 

medicated scones... sounds classy.

back when I used to smoke much more than i do now, we took one of those giant sized cupcake moulds and made a huge cupcake with weed butter. during the course of this we smoked a few blunts, so by about 4 a.m. after we had eaten the cupcake... we were all violently high. none of us smoked for a while after that. actually I think one of my friends quit for good after that.

 

 

back on subject though: mattsteele, you need to gain the upper hand here, which i think is what you're in the process of doing. If I was being totally honest I'd tell you this relationship is probably heading no where but you seem to really care for this person so... don't subtweet about her, don't like her instagram photos, don't do anything on her facebook. just leave it be for a few days. she's clearly already missing you.

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Matt just stay off of Twitter, facebook, instagram and whatever other social media you have and talk to us. The more time that passes without you talking to her will only make things better for you.

Oh im off it. I tweeted one thing, a joke between my brother and I, she favorited it. I clicked out now Im finishing this article for this online sports magazine Im writing for now.

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Oh im off it. I tweeted one thing, a joke between my brother and I, she favorited it. I clicked out now Im finishing this article for this online sports magazine Im writing for now.

I don't know your ex or anything but some women not all have very distinct patterns as we all do. It seems to me as if she is trying to draw your attention by flattery of liking what you do online. Make sure not to fall for this bait it is a very old trick and you are too smart for that. Nothing bad can come from you ignoring her, however when we get angry we don't think clearly and those are the times we make foolish decisions that we later regret. Ignoring her now will show her you are a stronger man than she thought and she misjudged you. Remember how she hurt you by just ending it let her feel some of that "not knowing" feeling of loneliness and you will be the king the second time around if you decide to date again.

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Logged on to twitter. "I'd be a weak, hypocritical idiot if I do what I really want right now" "I just wanna talk to you" CHECKMATE MOTHER FUCKER

 

Just think what a whole week of not responding will do? I see a possible three way in your future my friend.

 

Also notice how she used the work "weak" If she thinks that would be weak contacting you now she would think the same if you contacted her. This is a great time in your life right now Matt even though it might not seem like it. You are a single man and you are able to be on your own there are unlimited possibilities don't pass them up by going back to something you already know. Unless of course you absolutely have to.

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But what happens if she texts me? What do I do then?! This is fucking awesome. I finally feel in control of a situation for once in my life and it feels great. I feel like I have a huge penis right now. That is how I feel.

 

Respond, but take you time and don't text to much if you choose to do so.  I used to receive lots of texts from my ex, at first I would respond like a boy who really wanted to talk to a girl, but I found that when I texted her as I would an acquaintance, it really made her miss me more.

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But what happens if she texts me? What do I do then?! This is fucking awesome. I finally feel in control of a situation for once in my life and it feels great. I feel like I have a huge penis right now. That is how I feel.

 

 

Keep your penis big and viagra free don't text her back. I know it's hard and it does hurt because we crave that satisfaction from getting a  response back but fight the temptation. It's not up to me but what I would do if I was you is not text her at all. It would also depend on what the text said and what she has been doing since you guys split. For instance if she has been going out with friends at night clubs, bars, etc. I send a reply text in the morning saying something like " sorry I got home late last night I didn't want to text you and wake you" Ideally you want her to respond with something like " That's ok so what did you end up doing last night?" It comes off as innocent but deep down she is wondering who you were with and why you weren't specific if that was a predictable trait of you. ALWAYS stay UNPREDICTABLE Don't fall into your old habits.

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Respond, but take you time and don't text to much if you choose to do so.  I used to receive lots of texts from my ex, at first I would respond like a boy who really wanted to talk to a girl, but I found that when I texted her as I would an acquaintance, it really made her miss me more.

 

Just to add onto what Ron said if you must text her " I personally would wait it out another day or two" but if you do text her for the love of god don't do it the second you receive it. Wait it out think about it give it 10 minutes at least from the time you received one from her. Don't make it seem like you are waiting to receive a text be unpredictable. You are in control because you are the King " You will text her when you feel good and ready to do so" not because she wants you to. Every second you delay in sending a text back she is looking at her phone waiting and wondering what you are doing if you are out maybe with friends or heaven forbid maybe with some sexy girls.

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Welcome to the club, Matt. The big penis club.

I want to like this but I reached my limit for likes a day apparently. 

 

Just to add onto what Ron said if you must text her " I personally would wait it out another day or two" but if you do text her for the love of god don't do it the second you receive it. Wait it out think about it give it 10 minutes at least from the time you received one from her. Don't make it seem like you are waiting to receive a text be unpredictable. You are in control because you are the King " You will text her when you feel good and ready to do so" not because she wants you to. Every second you delay in sending a text back she is looking at her phone waiting and wondering what you are doing if you are out maybe with friends or heaven forbid maybe with some sexy girls.

Yeah I figured I would wait it out a good 10 minutes or so. Even though 2 minutes will feel like 10 minutes...

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