Guest Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 if there's one thing the world needs more of, it's morning sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 yeah. she was probably all sticky and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 if there's one thing the world needs more of, it's morning sex. Legitimately the only thing I miss about being in a long term relationship. Set the alarm 10 minutes early + quickie = smile all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Its better when you're able to fall back asleep for an hour or two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Legitimately the only thing I miss about being in a long term relationship. Set the alarm 10 minutes early + quickie = smile all day except for those days where that quickie turns into a marathon and you end up 2 hours late for work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 or when you're a lazy ass and it's impossible to wake up Derek™ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I love morning sex and for us guys it's a huge advantage. Just getting up with a huge boner ready to take on the world it's a great feeling. thomasj182 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 so apparently i'm a dumbass and some customer told me to go outside to meet her dog (we were talking about pets, etc etc) after showing me pics of her adorable boxer/pit bull mix. oof. there's more too it, but i don't care to discuss, because i'll just embarrass myself even more. apparently it's bad when the customer next to her even tells you "dude, you fucked up bro". it also didn't help that she looked liked knives chau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I don't follow. Needs detail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I keep getting the urge to text her. I dont know how to get my fucking mind off this bullshit man no matter what I try to do. Besides the obvious of dont text her, any suggestions as to what I should do to get my mind off it? Every song reminds me of the situation in some way and watching the playoffs isnt helping. Especially with the Ravens playing tomorrow...(her ex, who was a fucking tool, bought her a Flacco jersey so now I forever hate him, also because hes a moron.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Time. That's the only thing that's gonna fix this. Cliche but true. Nothing will get your mind off her for a good while. Nothing works, nothing can take the mind away from it since its so fresh. unwound 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I keep getting the urge to text her. I dont know how to get my fucking mind off this bullshit man no matter what I try to do. Besides the obvious of dont text her, any suggestions as to what I should do to get my mind off it? Every song reminds me of the situation in some way and watching the playoffs isnt helping. Especially with the Ravens playing tomorrow...(her ex, who was a fucking tool, bought her a Flacco jersey so now I forever hate him, also because hes a moron.) I hate to say it but as many people have stated time will heal it. I would stop all communications with her the sooner "you" make the first move she will know she has control over you. I can't tell you what to do but going back groveling to her or texting her will only make it better for her and worse for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Today she tweets: I miss you more than I thought possible. Remember the boomerang thing I said earlier? Only a matter of time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Today she tweets: I miss you more than I thought possible. Remember the boomerang thing I said earlier? Only a matter of time... Hate to be that guy, but are you sure that was directed at you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/FYq7M.gif%20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Hate to be that guy, but are you sure that was directed at you? Yes. Shes now blowing up my instargram with likes. Pretty positive its about me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Yes. Shes now blowing up my instargram with likes. Pretty positive its about me Dude stay strong don't pull the trigger. You have her right where you want her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 dude is gonna fold like a chair KennyFuckingPowers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Dude stay strong don't pull the trigger. You have her right where you want her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Dude I realize this, which is why I wont fold like a chair like that one dude said. Which I found hilarious btw. abovetheearth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 dude is gonna fold like a chair He will not fold this is the perfect opportunity for him to take control. http://youtu.be/887bIe0hXyc converge88, abovetheearth and KennyFuckingPowers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I hope he doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 What Im doing. Its a metaphor. http://static.tumblr.com/vikxm9j/186m2qdy3/bull_by_the_horns.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 What Im doing. Its a metaphor. http://static.tumblr.com/vikxm9j/186m2qdy3/bull_by_the_horns.jpg But that really happened. hobohunter48 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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