tarzioo_ Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 If I get my shit together 2015 is going to be a dope year. Might even talk to girls. You've got awesome hair so girls will talk to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 If I get my shit together 2015 is going to be a dope year. Might even talk to girls. I might try this too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I'm allowed a mistress. I'll try it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Does your wife know you're allowed a mistress lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 You've got awesome hair so girls will talk to you Went out over the weekend. Like four different drunk bros complimented my hair and only one lady. She wanted to know what products I used and I was just like "Uhhh shampoo and conditioner?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Does your wife know you're allowed a mistress lol. YES! no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Cheat but no mistress. You half listened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Went out over the weekend. Like four different drunk bros complimented my hair and only one lady. She wanted to know what products I used and I was just like "Uhhh shampoo and conditioner?" As a lady I can say that I notice things like that but I never vocally compliment anyone because I'm scared and I always feel like I'm being a huge creep when I just want to say a compliment. Like even now I feel like a huge creep when in reality I'm just paying you a friendly compliment. So trust me, the ladies notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 And sometimes a guy smells really nice like soap and I want to say, "you smell really clean" but I don't know how to say that without him thinking im hitting on him and being a creep I can't do these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 And sometimes a guy smells really nice like soap and I want to say, "you smell really clean" but I don't know how to say that without him thinking im hitting on him and being a creep I can't do these things. Guys will think you're hitting on them, but won't think you're a creep. Personally I'd find it hilarious if someone told me I smelled really clean but that'll never happen because I'm a disgusting smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 And sometimes a guy smells really nice like soap and I want to say, "you smell really clean" but I don't know how to say that without him thinking im hitting on him and being a creep I can't do these things. someday there will be a world where you can do this and be yourself! dammit. stop caging your inner spirit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I think I'll be Robert Smith for Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noalarmplanet Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I think I'll be Robert Smith for Halloween. If I see you I'm going to yell that "Disintegration is the best album ever!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Went out over the weekend. Like four different drunk bros complimented my hair and only one lady. She wanted to know what products I used and I was just like "Uhhh shampoo and conditioner?" I used to have hair about your length. One time my friend and I went to a ski resort in the summertime to see a Langhorne Slim concert. After the show was over we were waiting in line to take the gondola back down to the parking lot. As we're standing there a drunk woman comes running up to me and latches onto me. She's wasted, and she's just running her fingers through my hair mumbling to herself. Her boyfriend had to pry her away from me. I'm balding now and I think that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I think I'll be Robert Smith for Halloween. I've said this for the last 4 years but then I always get too lazy to tease my hair or do anything on Halloween. I work on Halloween and the next day this year, might go out for a drink or two though. If anyone says "Why didn't you wear a costume?" I'll just say I'm Punk Rock Jesus. Maybe Emo Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 If I see you I'm going to yell that "Disintegration is the best album ever!" Do you not yell this all the time anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Took an employee and a gaggle of others out for drinks due to his leaving... a good time was had by all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 GHOST I JUST FINISHED ALIEN A+. Really cool. Many surprises and thank god the light show towards the end didn't give me a seizure. MY EYES!! I liked it. Will watch more in the future. I liked all the surprises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Took an employee and a gaggle of others out for drinks due to his leaving... a good time was had by all. Did you have a goodbye cake? I want this as my goodbye cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Did you have a goodbye cake? I want this as my goodbye cake. That's Thursday... we got him a Princess Ice Cream cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 That's Thursday... we got him a Princess Ice Cream cake Oh nice!!! That's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoToRoBo Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 GHOST I JUST FINISHED ALIEN A+. Really cool. Many surprises and thank god the light show towards the end didn't give me a seizure. MY EYES!! I liked it. Will watch more in the future. I liked all the surprises. Awesome. .. how did you like the chest burster scene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Awesome. .. how did you like the chest burster scene? I should screenshot my texts during that scene. I WAS FREAKING OUT! Also, i had no idea John Hurt was in this the war doctor from doctor who. Cool actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Hahah this went on for about 3 screenshots but it was intense!!! I annoyed the shit out of my friend but he wants to live text the next one so I guess he had fun lol (My typing sucks but I think everyone already knows that ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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