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Found it! The band was called Surf Nazis Must Die

 

While we are here at this point of time, what size must a wee wee be to even fit through this? We need some math people up in this thread, but then again they would be a horrible test group.....SINCE AZNS HAVE SMALL WIENERS!!!!!!!

 

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BAM! 

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crack rock steady is gonna be so sad when he checks this thread later.....

 

anyway, if i had wiener for a day, i would put it anything and everything that looked like my wiener would fit in. 

 

girl, you keep ticklin' my funny bone.

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crack rock steady is gonna be so sad when he checks this thread later.....

 

anyway, if i had wiener for a day, i would put it anything and everything that looked like my wiener would fit in. 

 

 

crack rock steady is gonna be so sad when he checks this thread later.....

 

anyway, if i had wiener for a day, i would put it anything and everything that looked like my wiener would fit in. 

 

 

We all do.

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This reminds me, I found the mysterious shower jerker of the dorms commencing his routine trouser shake down and standing up in a bathroom stall. He may have thought he played it off as urinating while his shorts were on floor, but he knows what he did as he walked to the paper towels without washing his hands!

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This reminds me, I found the mysterious shower jerker of the dorms commencing his routine trouser shake down and standing up in a bathroom stall. He may have thought he played it off as urinating while his shorts were on floor, but he knows what he did as he walked to the paper towels without washing his hands!

 

This is Hilarious

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Heard a story last night from a friend who worked at a Spencer's. 

The Serial Dildo User.

Woman would come in once a week, obviously had to be wearing a skirt. Would open & "USE" one of the dildos and then leave it on the floor somewhere. They could never catch her or figure out who it was.

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Heard a story last night from a friend who worked at a Spencer's. 

The Serial Dildo User.

Woman would come in once a week, obviously had to be wearing a skirt. Would open & "USE" one of the dildos and then leave it on the floor somewhere. They could never catch her or figure out who it was.

 

she could have just left it in and walked out of the store with it.

 

or maybe leaving it behind was kinda like a calling card.

 

kinda like how the wet bandits always left the faucet running.

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she could have just left it in and walked out of the store with it.

 

or maybe leaving it behind was kinda like a calling card.

 

kinda like how the wet bandits always left the faucet running.

 

it was totally a calling card. the first time they found a dildo on the floor an employee picked it up with his BARE HANDS. And then promptly died inside when he noticed it was uh... slippery.

 

i think it helped get her off imagining those Spencer's dudes picking up her used dildo. hahahaha.

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this thread is too good...haha...

 

Did anyone else think of the part in Zack and Miri make a Porno with the whole fleshlight site at the beginning of the thread...

 

"It's a fucking pocket pussy that is shaped like a flashlight "for discretionary jacking off. " That way if you get caught, no one thinks it's weird. You're just a guy who likes to fuck his flashlight."

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