hipsterasfolk Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Let me go ahead and make a note in Google Docs to never buy or trade 7"s with 45 adapter holes in them from you ever. Pffft, I put them through regular record holes too I'm guilty of being white! Shitty Rambo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 . Found it! The band was called Surf Nazis Must Die While we are here at this point of time, what size must a wee wee be to even fit through this? We need some math people up in this thread, but then again they would be a horrible test group.....SINCE AZNS HAVE SMALL WIENERS!!!!!!! BAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 i concede. hipster for mod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper87 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 who needs a girlfriend when you've got records, beer and the boobies appreciation thread? .....right? who needs a girlfriend when you've got records, beer and the boobies appreciation thread? .....right? right? I think, prob not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I found the picture lmao. Page 33, last one on the page http://nudebloggerswithrecords.tumblr.com/image/22790300154 i'm proud of you. edit: and a wonderful tumblr to boot! Zick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 i concede. hipster for mod. No need to make up words here Ry No longer 4 mod it's "ass mod" New ad campaign designed by the guy who makes the art for off brand cereal. It ensures I'm a Great Value Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 crack rock steady is gonna be so sad when he checks this thread later..... anyway, if i had wiener for a day, i would put it anything and everything that looked like my wiener would fit in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 HOLDEN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 hey, can yall do me a favor? a good friend of mine could use a couple votes in a photography contest. it only takes a second. he's a really great guy, who i kind of looked up to as a mentor for a while. i kind of owe it to him to help out when i can. http://www.talenthouse.com/creativeinvites/preview/aad5774a46a6256102a9672bfcf534f3/880 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werner Herzog Posted January 19, 2013 Author Share Posted January 19, 2013 crack rock steady is gonna be so sad when he checks this thread later..... anyway, if i had wiener for a day, i would put it anything and everything that looked like my wiener would fit in. HOLDEN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? Oh fuck... I'm not sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 crack rock steady is gonna be so sad when he checks this thread later..... anyway, if i had wiener for a day, i would put it anything and everything that looked like my wiener would fit in. girl, you keep ticklin' my funny bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Copper87 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 crack rock steady is gonna be so sad when he checks this thread later..... anyway, if i had wiener for a day, i would put it anything and everything that looked like my wiener would fit in. crack rock steady is gonna be so sad when he checks this thread later..... anyway, if i had wiener for a day, i would put it anything and everything that looked like my wiener would fit in. We all do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 [img=http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae359/SteelersFreak1/FatboyReaction.gif] ^this makes me giggle. Every single time. TSN makes me giggle a lot too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Commence weird/awesome wack off story... I wacked it in Basic training, in a fox hole, at like 3am, with NODS (night vision), and all my gear on (helmet,vest,ammo, etc).... Told everybody towards the end, they thought it was funny. Werner Herzog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 My post may not make sense, please see previous page haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 This reminds me, I found the mysterious shower jerker of the dorms commencing his routine trouser shake down and standing up in a bathroom stall. He may have thought he played it off as urinating while his shorts were on floor, but he knows what he did as he walked to the paper towels without washing his hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper87 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 This reminds me, I found the mysterious shower jerker of the dorms commencing his routine trouser shake down and standing up in a bathroom stall. He may have thought he played it off as urinating while his shorts were on floor, but he knows what he did as he walked to the paper towels without washing his hands! This is Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Heard a story last night from a friend who worked at a Spencer's. The Serial Dildo User. Woman would come in once a week, obviously had to be wearing a skirt. Would open & "USE" one of the dildos and then leave it on the floor somewhere. They could never catch her or figure out who it was. Werner Herzog and popscratch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebistro Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Heard a story last night from a friend who worked at a Spencer's. The Serial Dildo User. Woman would come in once a week, obviously had to be wearing a skirt. Would open & "USE" one of the dildos and then leave it on the floor somewhere. They could never catch her or figure out who it was. she could have just left it in and walked out of the store with it. or maybe leaving it behind was kinda like a calling card. kinda like how the wet bandits always left the faucet running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 she could have just left it in and walked out of the store with it. or maybe leaving it behind was kinda like a calling card. kinda like how the wet bandits always left the faucet running. it was totally a calling card. the first time they found a dildo on the floor an employee picked it up with his BARE HANDS. And then promptly died inside when he noticed it was uh... slippery. i think it helped get her off imagining those Spencer's dudes picking up her used dildo. hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 ^ LOL! Holy shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeeMoreGlass Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 this thread is too good...haha... Did anyone else think of the part in Zack and Miri make a Porno with the whole fleshlight site at the beginning of the thread... "It's a fucking pocket pussy that is shaped like a flashlight "for discretionary jacking off. " That way if you get caught, no one thinks it's weird. You're just a guy who likes to fuck his flashlight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 as long as we're on zack and miri, 2 of my friends engaged in a dutch rudder once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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