controlthebleeding Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 you haven't lived until your friend sends you a emailed pic of some woman who paid him $500 to eat and play with the shit out of his colostomy bag. that's why i only stick to watersports and urethral intercourse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 a friend of mine worked the graveyard shift at a CVS drugstore and told me about the time some guy walked in with his partner (i forget if it was a man or woman) on a leash. so i've heard about people bringing their dom/sub stuff out in public before... kinda weird sure, but not nearly as weird as guys who get off on women who step on their nutsacks with stilettos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 kinda weird sure, but not nearly as weird as guys who get off on women who step on their nutsacks with stilettos. What's weird about that? Jk jk avery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 a friend of mine worked the graveyard shift at a CVS drugstore and told me about the time some guy walked in with his partner (i forget if it was a man or woman) on a leash. so i've heard about people bringing their dom/sub stuff out in public before... kinda weird sure, but not nearly as weird as guys who get off on women who step on their nutsacks with stilettos. how about a stiletto spike through the urethra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 What's weird about that? Jk jk haha... how about a stiletto spike through the urethra? since i don't have the anatomy, i honestly can't say what i picture is worse. i sometimes get off on some things that might be considered painful, but sexual situations that could likely send me to the doctor are beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 someone! quick! post a gif lf gyp rosetti from boardwalk empire getting off by being asphyxiated! avery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 this isn't a gif, but the richard harrow boob censor cracked me up. kriss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 that's the business! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsofvipers Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Dudes just a big Blink fan. Needs a girl that he can train. laughed for awhile at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 It's 4am, I just got back from a fire call. I am wired and wandered into this thread. I regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 this isn't a gif, but the richard harrow boob censor cracked me up. Isn't she the one who got shot doing this? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 haha... since i don't have the anatomy, i honestly can't say what i picture is worse. i sometimes get off on some things that might be considered painful, but sexual situations that could likely send me to the doctor are beyond me. don't have the anatomy? are you not human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 don't have the anatomy? are you not human? sorry, i mean i don't have a nutsack and since my urethra is inside me, i don't think i could get someone with stilettos to pierce it. if i somehow managed that, i'd for sure definitely have to go to the hospital asap. no sexual enjoyment there. speaking of weirdo sex acts, i worked with a nurse who was there when richard gere and his gerbil came in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 but was she, really? http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 ya, i've seen that. we'll never know for sure. she's like 30 yrs older than me but from LA so who knows. there's so many freaky things people come up with and dumb things i've seen people do to their bodies, i wouldn't definitively discount it. i was mostly bringing it up because that's even more weird than dom/sub and stilettos in the junk. haha! oh and yes, hipster, that lady did get shot in the act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 sorry, i mean i don't have a nutsack and since my urethra is inside me, i don't think i could get someone with stilettos to pierce it. if i somehow managed that, i'd for sure definitely have to go to the hospital asap. no sexual enjoyment there. speaking of weirdo sex acts, i worked with a nurse who was there when richard gere and his gerbil came in. i dont think it's more of a could. as it is a would. and as far as sounding, it's quite enjoyable if done properly and safely. people still really believe that richard gere story. but what is really true is how a man gave his boyfriend an enema by pouring concrete into his anal cavity through a funnel. i guess you know what happened next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerofjoy605 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Do I have to talk about Rainbow kisses and Neck Jobs or should I let you not throw up? I have to talk about them. Rainbow kisses is when A female (this does not work with homosexual partnerships) is on her period and she performs oral on her partner until "completion" after that he preforms oral on her, after that they kiss and mix the juices within each others mouth. A neck Job (also refered to as an NJ) is when the dominant male takes a large knife, perferably a butcher knife, and forcefully inserts it into their partners neck. To stop the bleeding they insert their genitals and wildly thrust inside the neck gash. Then to finish off strong, they ejaculate on the wound to cauterize it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 i've created a monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 i've created a monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 i hate your stupid avatar, just sayin'. abovetheearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Fn horrible. Seconded. bigbruise 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 i hate your stupid avatar, just sayin'. better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 i hate your stupid avatar, just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Fn horrible. Seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I read this book once about crazy ways people die, and it said that someone did that gerbil thing, but they got tired of the feeling and tried to get the gerbil to come out, so they lit a flame in the front of the tube, but there was something flammable in the tube and they burned their rectum. -- dom / sub stuff is cool and fun but I don't think I could ever walk around pulling a girl on a leash, even if she wanted me to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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