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Spring Breakers was the best film of 2013. It's really the only thing that justifies Skrillex. Moonrise Kingdom and Grand Budapest Hotel will get a Criterion release eventually I would assume.

Haven't seen the bat in my building in over 24 hours. I hope it ate all the spiders and then found a way out.

Spring Breakers needs a criterion release. With commentary by Harmony Korine and (in character) James Franco

Fuck The Casulties. Rapist scum. Also their music is bad and they were awful when I saw them open for GWAR.

Melancholia I still need to watch Nymphomaniac. So fucking bummed the art house down the road only had two showings of part 1 and one showing of part 2 and I couldn't make them.

I got arrested for being high as fuck when my buddy got pulled over for having a headlight out. The biggest bummer was I hadn't bought weed in months and had just picked up a large amount to go up to my buddy's cabin in the woods for the weekend. Shitty no horse town in the Adirondacks and the cops had nothing better to do. Moral of the story: Just toss your roaches if you're driving. I wasn't there for this story and I wouldn't believe it if the dude who was driving told it to me, but my buddy who was sitting shotgun is legit. Dude who was driving was pretty much a piece of shit. One of the dudes who was just always around even though no one invited him. They were both drunk and had been drinking all day (it was probably 2am) but driver dude insisted he was good to drive. Starts driving down main street, tells my buddy to pack a bowl and then pulls out a three foot glass bong from the backseat. They each take a few hits and then the driver starts yelling at pedestrians which gets them pulled over. My friend is sitting shotgun with the bong between his legs trying his best to cover it when the cop asks the driver to step out of the car. Immediately he thinks "Well, he's going to jail and I'm drunk holding a giant bong...this is not going to end well." Driver gets sobriety tested, somehow passes, gets back in the car pulls a nug out of his shirt pocket and says "pack another one." They were hitting the bong with the cop still behind them. Edit: It goes without saying really, but don't drive drunk. We eventually told that dude to fuck off for good because he kept doing scumbag shit like that.

I registered back in 07 and then posted like once. I was an important dude with places to be back then.

I've made every girl I've dated since it came out watch it with me. All of them loved it, but one of them when the credits started rolling was like "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?" I also made them all watch Happiness so I think I might be a broken horrible person. But at the same time, I'm not trying to date someone who isn't down with those movies. Anyways, watch Synecdoche, NY because it's seriously so fucking good.

The Fountain Stand by Me Synecdoche, NY A bunch of other ones I cant remember right now or have been mentioned a thousand times (Toy Story 3). But those 3 get me every fucking time. I don't even have to be watching them. Certain tracks from The Fountain's score will make me cry (I'm choked up right now because I THOUGHT about "Together We Will Live Forever" When I do watch the whole movie it's almost always a different part that gets me. Play me just the last scene with Richard Dreyfuss in Stand by Me and I'll cry. Hell, play me any audio clip of Dreyfuss narrating int hat movie and I'll probably get choked up. When Phillip Seymour Hoffman died it really fucked me up. I found out on my way out for a smoke break at work and kind of just sat there trying not to be visibly upset that an actor died for when I went back inside. Then later a friend texted me "I guess you're going to watch Synecdoche tonight..." and I started crying.

I did way too many shots in way too short a time span and then smoked a bunch of weed on New Years a few years back. Passed out in the bathroom. Momentarily regained consciousness to a girl saying to her boyfriend "Can't you just drag him out of here?" and him saying "Just pee, I'll stand with my back to you and make sure he doesn't look...which he's not going to because he's passed out." I figured it was best to just pass back out. Woke up with penises drawn all over me (MY SHOES WERE OFF NOT COOL GUYS). About a week later pics pop up on facebook and I see there's one drawn on my lower back. I run to the bathroom and sure enough there's a slightly faded penis tramp stamp. I'm not gross, I showered several times, I just didn't know it was there so I wasn't scrubbing hard enough I guess.

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The Raid 2 owns. Not as relentless as the first, like an hour more of plot, but the fight scenes are all so fucking good.

The way I look at it is if Criterion puts their name on it it's at least worth your time once. You might not like or enjoy it but it won't be a waste of time.

I'm a grown man but if that was Jennifer Lawtence instead of Miley I'd buy 3.

Except there was a problem with Ran and they lost the rights. Not sure if it ever saw daylight, but I'm pretty sure they had even manufactured them.

Got mine today. Extremely well packaged, jacket looks good, and the vinyl is nice and heavy. Wish I had a chance to listen to it but I was on my way out the door when I saw the package.

Criterion had some crazy titles back in the laserdisc days. Halloween, Ghostbusters, Aliens, among others. Stuff they would never in a million years be able to get now that collecting movies isn't a niche thing anymore.

Nice try. This guy just wants all the 180g Black and Splatters for himself!

This, but also my email and this thread. I'm sure it'll drop as soon as go outside to smoke a cigarette, take a shower, or go to work for the day and will have no internet access.

I just refreshed the page and it took an extra second to load. In that extra second my heart almost exploded.

A legit goal I have is to someday be able to hang a TV on the wall, like a painting, just to play Days of Heaven looped on mute constantly. Movie is seriously gorgeous. Also, everyone should own Videodrome

Breakfast rules. Eat breakfast all day every day. Of course, my breakfast is usually at 1pm. Currently eating McDonald's breakfast because I had to get up super early to pick up my car. Also, I have no respect for my own body....at least not when hash browns are involved.

Weed used to help me with my anxiety. I have no idea what the fuck happened. Well, last I heard the medical marijuana bill passed in my state so maybe like 5 years from now I can go into a dispensary and find the right strain for my needs.