Bladewillisisdead

Two years ago my apartment was the end of the parade route. I had to park a block away in a municipal lot because I couldnt even get on my street to get to my private lot. I was coming home from work and had no time for bullshit. I very dangerously cut off a minivan for the last spot. Dude starts screaming at me and I just yelled "You talk like that in front of your kids?" No regrets.

I work at a deli in a big retail store so I'm really considering driving my car off a bridge instead of going in today.

That is the preorder date. Release date is August 29.

WHAT THE FUCK IS VAPOR WAVE?! WHY ARE YOU KIDS ON MY LAWN!?! GET OFF!

I'm going to a 12 hour 35mm horror marathon next month and the headlining film is the OG 1980 Maniac and I am so stoked. It's such a grimy film. Seeing an old scratched up print is going to suit it perfectly. Online dating: the first person I met has been my partner for almost 4 years now. She's amazing but I'm actually kinda bummed I didn't get any "crazy person" stories before I met her.

OOPS SORRY MY PHONE SPAZZED OUT AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT POST TOO SOON

Scores are dope background music. I spin Moon and Solaris on the regular.

50% off Criterion sale is always the worst time of year. Without fail RIGHT before it starts I'll have an emergency I need to drop all my money on. Need Fantastic Mr Fox, Life Aquatic, and least a dozen others.

More man ass less dog shooting. Definitely going to keep watching this. Hopefully it doesn't pull an Under the Dome and become unwatchable after a few episodes.

The problem with that is when I was in high school Darkest Hour were fucking dope. I don't know what this new shit is, but at least I'll always have So Sedated, Sadist Nation, and Undoing Ruin.

Those are bad tshirts and they should feel bad.

I'm pretty sure it'll be like this and for the best. Maybe a "shit" or two thrown in but I can't see this a a full blown foul mouth type show.

Is this Wet Petals from New Paltz, NY? I saw them at Mosh Depot once. They were pretty cool.

I would assume they're going out to people from the kickstarter first. Anyone who funded the kickstarter get any updates?

Spoken word and movie samples are both dope.

I've known this for the last week and it has been fucking KILLING me that I couldn't say anything.

Most of the time I click on this thread and have something to say I'll see I'm like 5+ pages back and then by the time I'm caught up I'm like "Shit, I'm too new to be bumping a conversation that happened 10 conversations ago"

I wanted to hate it so much. I remember sitting in the theater with my arms crossed like "Pffft,you can't remake a classic" But then the first 10 minutes kicked my ass and the rest of the movie just continued being awesome.

Zack Snyder is terrible but his Dawn of the Dead remake owns.

I had this conversation with my girlfriend enough that she finally decided to just give me dirty looks when I eat/drink in bed: "I thought we said no food in the bed!?" "YOU said no food in the bed. I was just there when you did." I mean what is a bed besides just a really comfy place to do whatever the fuck you want?

Those cats are very good cats.

Feelings are whatever.

This is amazing

If you're wondering, Undoing Ruin came out 9 years ago today. I'm gonna stage dive off the counter at work to celebrate. I doubt "Fuck Waiting Around to Die" is the actual title. If it is I kinda like it though.