Water Bottle

That's fair.  Thanks man.  They think I have Coxsackie Virus now, conjointly with the scarlet fever rash.  I'm on high-dose antibiotics and now prednisone.  FML.  

so did bernie! two peas in a pod.
 
that's 100% bernie in the audi r8.
 
(there is)

Yes, don't think there's a limit on the number you can purchase.

You mean how many pressed? 1,000.

we get it

Can't wait.  I need some good news.  I have fucking scarlet fever, motherfuckers.  So crazy.  Scarlatinaform rash, specifically.  Kinda just want to die.

ITT: guy gets a free record over a suicide threat, calls it a funny joke
 
busines as usual

A common trait among stupid people is to assume others are as stupid as they are. I'm pretty sure the label realized my email wasn't serious. I'm sorry you couldn't figure that out. I didn't mean to toy with your emotions.

At least have the decency to send back the black copy that you conned the label out of. 

A lie is not a twist. 
 
You said every detail is true, why would I think it was a joke?
 
I am missing the part where the label was funny. Plus suicide and international adoption aren't really laughing matters. 

well the issue is that this forum is full of those bitchy nitpicky complainers tbh

Thanks!

cringe worthy.

this is exactly how I read it, haha. save for the slight suicide comment, I thought it was a fun read. the label playing along was great.
yall gotta loosen up a bit lol

It's the first line of Gravity's Rainbow. It doesn't have too many pictures, so I can understand your confusion.

Yeah man. I totally get it. You used a quote from a book as your location. You put the pro in profound.

well the issue is that this forum is full of those bitchy nitpicky complainers tbh

Wow. You guys can't tell this story is a joke? Sorry I thought you would find it funny.
I sent a ridiculously over the top email to a record label to let them know of an error on their webpage and they played along and sent me a record and some extras. Then, as a thank you, I sent them a photo and thank you note. 
I would like to think that the person working for the record label found this to be funny and was entertained by it. I'm sure they receive a ton of bitchy nitpicky complaints from overly sensitive record collectors all day long and thought they'd appreciate something different. 
Lighten up people.
 

where'd you get it for $40? Are there more?

I'm actually trying to find one for under $40 

I'm actually trying to find one for under $40 

Hey I saw your Discogs listing while trying to get the single.

 
 
 Are you willing to sell your extra 7'' for $30 shipped?

If anyone has an extra Radiohead single I want to buy one. 

If anyone has an extra Radiohead single I want to buy one. 

If anyone has an extra Radiohead single I want to buy one.