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This tops the list of cringiest things in my inbox recently. Is this real, or some Onion level satire from the kings of cringe over at Enjoy the Ride? Video Player is loading. Play Video Pause Unmute Current Time 0:00 / Duration 0:19 Loaded: 100.00% 0:00 Stream Type LIVE Seek to live, currently behind liveLIVE Remaining Time -0:19  1x Playback Rate Chapters Chapters Descriptions descriptions off, selected Captions captions settings, opens captions settings dialog captions off, selected Audio Track Picture-in-PictureFullscreen This is a modal window. Beginning of dialog window. Escape will cancel and close the window. TextColorWhiteBlackRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanTransparencyOpaqueSemi-Transparent BackgroundColorBlackWhiteRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanTransparencyOpaqueSemi-TransparentTransparent WindowColorBlackWhiteRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanTransparencyTransparentSemi-TransparentOpaque Font Size50%75%100%125%150%175%200%300%400% Text Edge StyleNoneRaisedDepressedUniformDropshadow Font FamilyProportional Sans-SerifMonospace Sans-SerifProportional SerifMonospace SerifCasualScriptSmall Caps Reset restore all settings to the default valuesDone Close Modal Dialog End of dialog window. Advertisement: 0:12 https://giovannirotondo.com/thelegendarydecks https://enjoytheriderecords.com/collections/distribution-titles/products/the-legendary-decks-nfc-trading-cards-distro Claim back the feeling of holding music you love in the palm of your hands through collectible cards. - CDs, Vinyl, even Spotify - these are things of the past. Pull this neato trading card out of your wallet and turn Bluetooth on on your phone anytime you want to hear this exclusive sick music track! I know nothing about this artist/composer, but the "beautiful artwork" that you can look at is hilariously childish. The write ups for the 2 characters make me physically cringe (not to mention the spelling mistakes). The framed photo of Steve Jobs in the background of the over the top intro video might be cherry on top of this sad sundae. There is so much to rip apart with this nonsense I hardly know where to stop. These are some serious free-toy-in-cereal box gimmicks and I cannot fathom ever paying $10 for ONE CARD that does nothing but stream a song from your phone. Anybody picking this up? I'm dying to understand. I checked if it was April 1st several times... @enjoytheride - explain yourself.

there's no way the white/yellow swirl has all the colors in the mockup, right? red and blue and all? Yellow transparent seems the safer bet, but the copper could come out cool. I should grab a copy this time around.

Yeah, I am bummed about no Sabbath tracks. I guess they couldn't get the rights to press or something?

Thou - Primer of Holy Words compilation on vinyl, PO for September on BC and Sacred Bones https://thou.bandcamp.com/album/a-primer-of-holy-words https://www.sacredbonesrecords.com/collections/frontpage/products/sbr305-thou-a-primer-of-holy-words

Did anyone here snag a copy of that exercise 7 inch? Would love to understand why. Bonus points if you picked up a test press bundle. Thanks!

Appreciate you! I just checked out with the pink entrails version and $7 USPS media mail was the default, so they must have made a site change.

Nice. Season of Mist also stocks a good bit, will keep my eyes peeled.

Was about to thank you for the US link until I saw that lovely $14 non-tracked shipping lol Someone will stock this at some point in the US before it's sold out, I hope.

bruh. what in the fuck is this jazzercise 7 inch? who is buying this shit. why are they making it? what... is happening.

new Incantation demos/rarities collection 3xLP up for order, vinyl ships in October https://store.relapse.com/item/112632

New Autopsy album announcement coming today via Peaceville "Morbidity Triumphant" Don't see any vinyl PO yet, but, hope it's good!

That's addiction talking. Do not buy this.

This is super gross and embarrassing. Never seen a less-inspired release from an artist before, let alone one I sort of respect and still enjoy nostalgically. The price. The format. The art. The content. Awful.

please keep us updated. i lie awake at night worried you'll be discouraged by quadruple posting on top of yourself with absolutely no interaction from anyone else. thank god you have no self awareness ❤️

MAUL - Seraphic Punishment PO up at Redefining Darkness https://redefiningdarknessrecords.limitedrun.com/products/725380-maul-seraphic-punishment Album drops tomorrow, and is streaming in full on Decibel: https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2022/07/14/full-album-stream-maul-seraphic-punishment/