This tops the list of cringiest things in my inbox recently. Is this real, or some Onion level satire from the kings of cringe over at Enjoy the Ride?
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Claim back the feeling of holding music you love in the palm of your hands through collectible cards.
- CDs, Vinyl, even Spotify - these are things of the past. Pull this neato trading card out of your wallet and turn Bluetooth on on your phone anytime you want to hear this exclusive sick music track!
I know nothing about this artist/composer, but the "beautiful artwork" that you can look at is hilariously childish. The write ups for the 2 characters make me physically cringe (not to mention the spelling mistakes). The framed photo of Steve Jobs in the background of the over the top intro video might be cherry on top of this sad sundae.
There is so much to rip apart with this nonsense I hardly know where to stop. These are some serious free-toy-in-cereal box gimmicks and I cannot fathom ever paying $10 for ONE CARD that does nothing but stream a song from your phone. Anybody picking this up? I'm dying to understand.
I checked if it was April 1st several times... @enjoytheride - explain yourself.