Sugar Shane

I once tipped $40 at a place I knew I'd never go again because my friends girlfriend demanded no one leave a tip. The waiter tripped and spilled a pitcher of water on me. A little bit splashed on her. She threw a fit and said some horrible shit to the waiter. I practically screamed at her that we were going to leave a tip. My girlfriend at the time and my buddy were both cowards and said "Lets just go"
 
I "forgot" my jacket, went back in and handed the guy the money and said "That girl is the worst. She had no right to be angry and shitty to you. I'm embarrassed to have been part of that table."
 
Worked out for me because like 5 years later I owed my buddy some money for weed and I was like "Hey remember that time..."

did you have a catheter?

potty training a toddler is the most disgusting thing ever.

Got engaged to this lovely lady over the weekend. Thanks to everyone who bought stuff off my list over the last couple months that helped pay for an expensive ring.
 

Turned 28 today.
Girlfriend got me an original pressing of There Is Nothing Left To Lose.

Just another update with another 10 lbs lost.  40lbs total on the year.  Feels great!  Officially 20lbs less than I was at high school graduation.

I'm falling for this girl and it scares the shit out of me.

You should have saw the look I got when he tried to hand it to me and I said no.
Lasers came out of his eyes, I swear.

The dude giving away CDs on Saturday was the most annoying thing. Fucker was there all day and tried giving me a cd of his shitty music 3 times that day. I'm surprised they let him stay.

The dude giving away CDs on Saturday was the most annoying thing. Fucker was there all day and tried giving me a cd of his shitty music 3 times that day. I'm surprised they let him stay.

Just another update with another 10 lbs lost.  40lbs total on the year.  Feels great!  Officially 20lbs less than I was at high school graduation.

Irishmen's sweat patterns are shamrocks

Just another update with another 10 lbs lost.  40lbs total on the year.  Feels great!  Officially 20lbs less than I was at high school graduation.

Just another update with another 10 lbs lost.  40lbs total on the year.  Feels great!  Officially 20lbs less than I was at high school graduation.

Just another update with another 10 lbs lost.  40lbs total on the year.  Feels great!  Officially 20lbs less than I was at high school graduation.

Just another update with another 10 lbs lost.  40lbs total on the year.  Feels great!  Officially 20lbs less than I was at high school graduation.

Here's what I'm working with lately
 

I usually cut off at 8pm.

National Puppy Day yesterday - the SPCA brought some adoptable pups to my office. I'm on the right. 
 

Lost 30 lbs to start off the year.  Feels great.

Lost 30 lbs to start off the year.  Feels great.

Lost 30 lbs to start off the year.  Feels great.