altarsofradness Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 i mean, what's the worst that could happen? minor public humiliation and the occasional awkward silence if she ever rings me up again. i'm 83% sure she's into me too but 75% of the time i'm wrong. so now that i've decided that i'm going to put everything on the line, if anyone here has successfully bedded their local Wawa cashier, please offer tips and pointers. i need: A- witty B- clever C- funny. i will paypal you $3 if i think your material is worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 What the hell is Wawa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Grow your balls and ask her out. Wawa is like 7-11 except bigger and localized to the NorthEast (I think) If you want an idea.. go into the store, pick out a/some flowers (non expensive) and write "To call me", then write your number in the card. Go them them rung up. Tell her they are for a girl you'd really like to take out. Then leave them there. When she says that you forgot them, say No I haven't and walk out. If she calls it was meant to be, it she doesn't she is dumb and you still look like the smoothest Motherfucker out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valentine Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Its a convenience store in parts of New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland and Virginia. I hear one is coming to Boston soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Gotcha. As for asking the girl out...just do it...stop thinking about any cheesy line, just go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swank Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What the hell is Wawa? (it's a convenience store chain, primarily in PA and surrounding states, as far as I know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altarsofradness Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 What the hell is Wawa? Convenience Store Chain. otherwise known as Place For Internet Dudes To Silently Obsess Over Moderately Attractive Females. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swank Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 If you want an idea.. go into the store, pick out a/some flowers (non expensive) and write "To call me", then write your number in the card. Go them them rung up. Tell her they are for a girl you'd really like to take out. Then leave them there. When she says that you forgot them, say No I haven't and walk out. If she calls it was meant to be, it she doesn't she is dumb and you still look like the smoothest Motherfucker out there Damn, I'm impressed! Thats a pretty slick idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 i was in a wawa the other day, but there were not any girls worth asking out working behind the counter. anyways, just go for it. what have you got to lose? i mean, she works at a convenience store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 ^^ That is indeed a pretty fuckin' good idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 sounds like you have at the least an 8% chance. sounds good to me! buy some condoms and ask if she's busy later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 buy some condoms and ask if she's busy later. nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 wawa's start around harrisburg and go east from there. western half the state has none. once you get around philly and into southern jersey, they're on almost every street corner it seems like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 wawa's start around harrisburg and go east from there. western half the state has none. once you get around philly and into southern jersey, they're on almost every street corner it seems like. They don't have them in the Harrisburg area. That's still Sheetz country. I think the Reading area is as far west as they go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What the hell is Wawa? get the fuck out of this thread, wawa is one of the greatest places ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 WaWa > Quickchek...who's with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Quickstop > Wawa> Quickchek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What the hell is Wawa? get the fuck out of this thread, wawa is one of the greatest places ever Never heard of it prior to this thread...living on South Florida is like living in a whole different country than the U.S... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Wawa is like our Sheetz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What the hell is Wawa? get the fuck out of this thread, wawa is one of the greatest places ever Backed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkenthird Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 best thing ever at wawa is that lemonade ice tea. cant go wrong with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Grow your balls and ask her out. this. If you want an idea.. go into the store, pick out a/some flowers (non expensive) and write "To call me", then write your number in the card. Go them them rung up. Tell her they are for a girl you'd really like to take out. Then leave them there. When she says that you forgot them, say No I haven't and walk out. If she calls it was meant to be, it she doesn't she is dumb and you still look like the smoothest Motherfucker out there Dudes have tried this at my place. I can't say whether it will work for you, but the few times it's happened here it's done nothing other than earn the guy a nickname he'll never hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Hey, I have a six pack of light beer and some Dave Mathews wanna play some Gamecube later? ...oh wait this isn't the picking up bros at the gym thread, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Dude I hope you know that you'll get made fun of behind your back later after you asked her out! That happened all the time when I worked at a gas station / convenience store and I had a blast replaying the tapes with my boss haha. Then again I'm lesbian so maybe she'll say yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 but who really cares if some girl is makin fun of you to her loser friends that all work in a glorified gas station. go for it and if she says no, come up with a plan to get her fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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