mattramone Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 It's late, I'm bored, and can't sleep. Vodka and warm sweet tea is a surprisingly tasty concoction. Time for some Simpsons quotes! "Is this President Clinton? Never mind how I got this number!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Slow down! Sidewalks are for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jochert Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "Beer: the solution to and cause of all of the world's problems" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jochert Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 In the last episode i watched they walked by the "Toys 'L Us " in chinatown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave4444 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Stealing! STEALING! How COULD you?! Didn't you ever listen to that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain What's-his-name?! We live in a society of laws. Why do you THINK I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies, for FUN!?! Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, DID YOU!?! Except at that guy that made sound effects! WHIRRR BEEP BOOP WAH HONK HONK! Hahahahahaha..... Where was I? Oh, yeah, stay outta my booze! i will keep this thread on page one for a loooong time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "Beer: the solution to and cause of all of the world's problems" Best...quote...ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest conoley Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "Crusty ol' dean" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbanargyle Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "Me fail english? That's unpossible!" Also, this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 whats it like in there? ..well its sorta like... have any of you seen tron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenontheradio Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenontheradio Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
go Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "You can run, but you can't glide!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihprstl Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 You shot who in the what now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Dr. Nick: "Now, if something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved. One hand washes the other. Hey, that reminds me." (proceeds to wash hands) Dr. Nick: "The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch. Uh oh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 whats it like in there?..well its sorta like... have any of you seen tron? No. No. No. No. No. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 go banana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 anything that Milhouse has said, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "The Doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of it" "Dying tickles" "The Leprechaun told me to burn things" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "Ah dinner, the perfect break between work and drunk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilstrombone Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "Smell you later...smell you later forever" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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