murakami Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 homer: let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax lisa: dad, thats the homeowners tax! and my all time favorite bart: take'em away boys wiggum: hey - thats mine line. bake'em away toys lou: what'd you say chief wiggum: just do what the kid said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Homer Quoutes I am so smart....I am so smart s-m-r-t I mean s-m-a-r-t or: public transportation is for jerks and lesbians! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 anything that Milhouse has said, ever. Everything's coming up Milhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the boooowl?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 homer: let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer taxlisa: dad, thats the homeowners tax! and my all time favorite bart: take'em away boys wiggum: hey - thats mine line. bake'em away toys lou: what'd you say chief wiggum: just do what the kid said This thread made me pop in some Simpsons DVDs and this is the first episode I watched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 And it's about time that Season 11 gets released. What has it been a year and a half since 10 was put out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element101 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I'm Homer Simpson! RIP Grimey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 ^^^that's one of my favorite episodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 BACON IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "I'll never drink again." "And we never did." XSTRAIGHTXEDGEX !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "I don't wanna pay 4 bucks to watch some monkey wannabe laying around in the sun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylan Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 And it's about time that Season 11 gets released. What has it been a year and a half since 10 was put out? season 11 will be out on oct 7th http://www.amazon.com/Simpsons-Complete-....2793663&s r=8-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenontheradio Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 And it's about time that Season 11 gets released. What has it been a year and a half since 10 was put out? season 11 will be out on oct 7th http://www.amazon.com/Simpsons-Complete-....2793663&s r=8-1 and it come in a krusty the clown collectible tin. well that's what we have at my work anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawbroken Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 FRONTLINE INFANTRY FRONTLINE INFANTRY FRONTLINE INFANTRY FRONTLINE INFANTRY FRONTLINE INFANTRY FRONTLINE INFANTRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 DENTAL PLAN. LISA NEEDS BRACES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted September 30, 2008 Author Share Posted September 30, 2008 The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (SI Chaumers) Hey Seymour, your kitchen is on fire. (Skinner) No its not, thats the aurora borealis. SI Chaumers) At this time of year, at this time of day, localized in you kitchen? (Skinner) Yes. OR What do i look like, a doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawbroken Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 "as long as you live in my house, you will obey my rules, and believe what I believe! NOW BUTTER YOUR BACON!" "but dad, my heart hurts..." "BUTTER IT -fist shake-" "ehhhhh" "bacon up that sausage boy" Dominic_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialoguefromamovie Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 soooooooo many. a few personal favorites: "I can't see through metal, Kent!" Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'come'ere a minute.' Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute. Bart: You com'ere a minute. Homer: Oh yeah? "They may say she died from a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japam Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Lisa: Look, there's only one way to settle this. Rock-paper-scissors. Lisa's brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes `rock'. Bart's brain: Good ol' `rock'. Nuthin' beats that! Bart: Rock! Lisa: Paper. Bart: D'oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (Tom Brady riding a scooter down the football field) EVERYONE SUCKS BUT ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 ah this is my bread and butter topic. Homer: Hello... my name is mr. burns, I believe you have a letter for me. mail clerk: Ok Mr Burns whats your first name? Homer: Uhhm I dont know.. Wiggum watching marge try to climb over a wall at police academy Wiggum: Women always have trouble at the wall.. cant seem to find the door. a reveal shows theres a door and people are walking through it freely. on the shooting range where marge hit all the bad guys and spares the innocent. Wiggum: Ugh just terrible simpson; you missed the baby you missed the blind man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Hello Selma? Selma my dear, how are you? Uh huh... Listen, shut up for a second. How would you like to marry Apu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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