jhulud Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Slept in my own vomit. Done that too. Not my finest moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest conoley Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 I completely trashed my friend's house one night. Smashed the coffee table, threw all her food against the wall. Brought snow from outside in to her bed. Actually, it was pretty funny. Just for fun? It was after exams my first year of law school. It was at a party so it didn't come out until later that I had done everything that night. We went to the bar afterwards and I remember turning on all the taps for the beer whenever the bartender turned around or left for a smoke. I don't ever really get "drunk" anymore, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 oh yeah and threw up all over my friend's stairs/bathroom...that was when i had first started mixing pills and booze and didn't know what the hell i was doing. glad that's over with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 we were staying in this chicks apartment in millwaukee after watching a brewers game, i drunkenly wandered into the basement found the laundry room, took a shit in a dryer full of clothes and then put in 75 cents and started it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 oh yeah and threw up all over my friend's stairs/bathroom...that was when i had first started mixing pills and booze and didn't know what the hell i was doing. glad that's over with. hey i remember that! (btw, i dunno when you'll see this but i'll have that apartment again for like, 2 weeks in december) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 we were staying in this chicks apartment in millwaukee after watching a brewers game, i drunkenly wandered into the basement found the laundry room, took a shit in a dryer full of clothes and then put in 75 cents and started it. That is funny as all hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisdan Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 i made a dead format account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daughtersfan18 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Sing Bon Jovi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 last weekend i ended up pouring liquor on my head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbutlerftw Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 tackled a random girl on the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisdan Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 a girl or a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbutlerftw Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 i would love to say she was 6 but i think she was like 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Just for fun? It was after exams my first year of law school. It was at a party so it didn't come out until later that I had done everything that night. We went to the bar afterwards and I remember turning on all the taps for the beer whenever the bartender turned around or left for a smoke. I don't ever really get "drunk" anymore, though. Yeah...That's changing in about two weeks. I'm going to inject booze in you while you sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 I don't really know anything I've done too awful while drunk. I've always puked in toilets or in bushes....Peed in an alley a few times but that was more a matter of location than intoxication. Probably the worst was a friends bachelor party with a limo. We were all trashed on the ride home and there was champagne in the limo. The dude said it was all paid for so when we get back to the hotel I bust it open, drink half of it and then do the shaky, "we just won the super bowl" spray thing. Turns out the champagne was not part of the "all inclusive" limo and cost $175. I bolted up to the hotel leaving someone else to deal with the limo driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsleepOnRocks Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 we were staying in this chicks apartment in millwaukee after watching a brewers game, i drunkenly wandered into the basement found the laundry room, took a shit in a dryer full of clothes and then put in 75 cents and started it. This honestly made me laugh out loud, which is something I rarely do when reading/watching/listening to something alone. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Turned up Less Than Jake really really loud and started skankin'...started falling down and just grabbed for something to hold me up (I guess I was grabbing for the door frame?)...grabbed my roomates wind-organ (which he paid $150.oo for) and it shattered into a gagillion and a half pieces...I just kind of laughed...then he came storming out of his room screaming and picked up the couch and put my head underneath one of the little legs and went to jump on it. Thankfully another friend grabbed him before he ended my life. Other than that, drank most of a 5th of Tequila by myself...got a phone call from one of my friends that my Senile Grandfather went to jail for punching my Crack-Whore Aunt (literally a crack-whore) and was stuck there b/c he accused the cops of stealing his wallet and belt and stuff and was being just Senile and Old. Well i flipped shit and through my shoes and work hat over a fence and just took off walking through back yards and parking lots barefoot, ended up getting tackled by one of my friends who finally caught me; however, when I was tackled apparently I hit my head on a root and it knocked me out...as a cop was driving by, my friend just didn't move and apparently the cop just drove by, after a while apparently I woke up still hell bent on wandering, and was finally restrained by a few friends and thrown in a car and taken home...though I don't remember most of this, still feel like it was retarded of me. one of my old roomates got drunk and pissed on his sweater, another friends sweater, two cats that were sleeping on the sweaters, and his guitar-amp that was sitting behind the cats sleeping on the sweaters. That was a funny next morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 I have a few, but one really comes to mind immediately. I made my one of my best friend's girlfriends cry the first night I met her. They had just started going out again after being on and off for a couple years or whatever. I'm really not an asshole, but I will give most people attitude back if they give it to me first, regardless of who the person is (obviously not like, cops, teachers, bosses etc.) I was already "peeing in a parking garage at a college" drunk and this girl starts being wicked controlling towards my friend/her on-off boyfriend. She was also blatantly ignoring my other friend and me to the point where she acted mad if we attempted to converse with them. I made some sort of joke making light of it that everyone found in good taste, except her. It just kind of escalated from there with me asking my other friend right in front of her why every time I visit that school someone is a dick to me (that's another story). She got the hint. So at some point she got up, walked into the hallway, and began crying. Despite still getting teased about the whole thing, my friends don't seem to think I really crossed the line. I was pretty drunk, though. I was going through a phase at the time where I would take small things from people's apartments/dorms. It was more with the intent of causing a minor inconvenience than to actually steal something. I'd take things like hand-towels from people I didn't find particularly kind. I took a couple of those screw-on tops that hold lampshades in place. It took her a while to find out. Fuck. I talk too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliketurtles Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Several years ago some school chums and I pulled an adjoining dorms fire alarm at about 2:30 AM. Some kid in the dorm tried to kick the offending fire alarm to make it stop. It continued to wail until about 6 the next morning. Oh and this was a week before finals week. One kid got caught and had community service I had the drunken wherewithal to pull my sweatshirt over head and run home to bed. We all almost got kicked out of school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 i once puked all up inside my ex's brand new mustang...we were friends @ this point but the night was still akward as hell so i drank until i was numb....def. not my finest moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 oh my finest moment: so one night i was visit a friend up @ uconn and i was drinking all weekend but it never hit me so i sunday afternoon i was hanging with another friend up there who i was starting an ill-fated attempt @ a band and we decided to drink @ like 3pm...fast foward a couple hours (keep in mind i dont remember anything but i did have to pay for a bottle of goldschlager that i apparently drank all of on my own) and i come to in the north dining hall and go ive gotta throw up...well my now also drunk "band mate" got fucked over by the girl washing dishes so he just grabbed a ton of cups and i was puking in to them and he put them all on the conveyorbelt thingy and she had to wash them...this was around the point my friend i was visiting came to get me and he was like, i do not want to be written up (we were 19 at the time) so he drags my ass to the bathroom where my friend liz met us to help take care of me...so im puking in the toilet and i decide i have to take a shit (the stall door is open mind you) so i drop trow and sit on the toilet, fine, nothing liz hasnt seen before and chris (the dude i was starting the band with) and art (the dude i was visiting) were like...oh WTF. well i passed out on the toilet and fell backwards on top of the flusher handle and it kept flushing over and over. art and liz finally pick my drunk as up and pull my pants up and then bring me back to arts dorm where i slept til my ride came to pick me up. keep in mind all of this info is 2nd hand as i remember very little, i remember vomiting in the bathroom, vomiting in the cups in the dining hall and being in the car going home...gah what a weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 oh and then there was the time i went up to visit art for spring weekend (same dude in the above story) and i got so drunk i couldnt walk, so i had to hold onto his back all night...he wound up hooking up with liz that night (the girl in the above story) and i wound up coming to and fucking her roommate...great weekend. then there was a time i went up to visit him during his senior year and he had an off campus apt...it was his b-day and he wanted everyone to do a jager shot with him...i said no and he told me that wasnt an option...i wound up not making it to his toilet and vomiting all over his bathroom mat...ruined the fucker....that was also the worst hangover ever as we went to the casino the next day and i just slept in the way back of my friend cory's suv all day while they gambled...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 and this one wasnt me, but it was my current roommate....who is shown drunk in this series of youtube videos: http://www.youtube.com/momentumlost but we went to see fall out boy a few years ago (nintendo fusion tour @ roseland, NYC) and he showed up 2 hours late drunker than shit (drank a coke bottle full of soco) and i decided to play catch up @ the bar....so im doing shots and he sees this and goes, i want to drink to durr and starts matching me (keep in mind he was way past his limit already) so teh starting line come on and im way too drunk to deal and he goes im gonna go throw up in the bathroom...and he just dissappears...i hadnt seen the starting line yet so i asked if her was cool b4 he left and he said yeah so i went in the pit and met this really cute girl...well i wound up forgetting i went with tim and walked her to her train @ penn station and then went back to grand cent. for my own...then remembered him, so i called his cell a couple times and not response... so 2 weeks pass and im a little worried he died or something...but apparently he didnt remember anything but had a hospital bracelet on his wrist (doesnt ever remember the hospital visit...) and had gotten mugged and his wallet and phone was stolen. fast foward a month or so later and he gets a bill for an ambulance ride. this show was in oct. well i was hardcore into the girl i met while my friend got mugged and as a surprise i told her "i got us panic at the disco tickets" as she was into them at that point (just after their album came out..i guess the following feb?) when in reality i pulled some strings with a friend of mine who worked @ WEA at the time and he got my name plus one on the guest list and backstage to meet the band. well we show up early and are waiting in the guest list line @ irving plaza (also, NYC) and the 2 girls comment we are a cute couple how did we meet...so i start telling the story...well apparently they were @ the fob show and i said my friend mustve been thrown out of the venue and one of the girls goes: "wait, was your friend a hipster looking fellow with a black dress shirt, girls jeans and a skinny siliver tie?" and i go...yeah that sounds like what tim was wearing...and she replies"OMG i saw your friend get forcefully ejected from the venue that night, he puked on the ground then tried to fight a security guard and a few of them picked him up and threw him out the front door like in the cartoons..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 oh yeah and threw up all over my friend's stairs/bathroom...that was when i had first started mixing pills and booze and didn't know what the hell i was doing. glad that's over with. (btw, i dunno when you'll see this but i'll have that apartment again for like, 2 weeks in december) HOLY FUCK YES also LOL @ you pouring liquor on your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 so, last night, hung out at this kids house that was Irish...never met the kid before last night...Kid was sitting in his kitchen and just grabbed a bear-bottle and cracks it over his head...out of nowhere, funniest craziest shit I've seen in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 i'm usually a pretty docile drunk, the last really funny situation would have been last new years eve. I'm in providence with heisel, his girl, her roommate, and some other friends. i got bombed off redbulll and rum in line outside, and then decided to down a couple more at the bar... i narrowly avoided a potential threesome with two drunken cougars who explained that one just got divorced, and the other's husband just died. i wander back over to heisel, and some random girl was attepting to pass out free download cards for the bosstones (which never actually worked btw).. she was having no luck at all, and people were just walking by her as she tried to explain what the cards do. I walk over, and drunkenly explain, that not only am i kinda a big deal, but that heisel is also a big deal.. and that we would demonstrate how to correctly do this task. i grab the next dude walking by, and shove a card into his breast pocket, and tell him to download the tracks... dude looked visibly shaken that two huge dudes were accosting him. After a couple more forcible card handing outs, scott decides that its much more effective to simply whip the cards like throwing stars out into the club... the girl starts to protest that shes going to get in trouble.. at which i grab the entire stack of cards, explain that scott has permission from the band to do this.. and i start throwing them to. it was pretty glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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