flicker Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 tonight the cute chick behind the bar gave me 1 three wise men 1 Guinness 1 bud light for $6. said it was a 'special discount' then smiled at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I go to the gay bar and get drinks for free. Booyah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 follow up: apparently, her shift ended while i was there, cause when i went back up to get more beers, she wasnt there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 I go to the gay bar and get drinks for free. Booyah. i bet you got a sweet ass. how sweet is your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 after the "special discount" you should have waited by her car and given her another "tip" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 actually i should have had sex with her right on the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinylme Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 hahahaah you got her fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 This is how scary movies start? I dunno. I got nothin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinxremoving Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I go to the gay bar and get drinks for free. Booyah. hahaha which bars! i want free drinks. i remember once went to spaceland for a fugazi cover nite and it was all lesbians covering fugazi... it sucked i got no free drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 First time, huh? This shit happens to me pretty much every weekend. edit: e.g. tonight: 3 pitchers for $7 double-edit: pitchers of Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I got a free Jager bomb once cos the bar girl said my girlfriend was ugly so I needed it. Best bit was she wasn't my girlfriend, just some chick I worked with who nagged me into going for a drink with her. The 2nd best part was I told the girl what the bar chick said, she got furious, stormed over to the bar and shouted "I'm not his girlfriend!". I pointed out to her that maybe she should have focused on the being called ugly part, but whatya gonna do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 i dont do the whole bar scene that much anymore. drinking at home is safer plus my wife hands me a beer and puts her mouth on my wang............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 tonight the cute chick behind the bar gave me1 three wise men 1 Guinness 1 bud light for $6. said it was a 'special discount' then smiled at me. dude you should of totally fucked her and then when you were done you should of told her special discount.........half off......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgry Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 She just wants a big tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 i get free drinks from time to time, but usually because i know people. I did get my two new castles for free once when i went out to a restaurant. the tab was for 4 of us, and my whole meal, and beer was excluded. i left her with a big tip, but i never saw her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 We've never seen a picture of Flicker, have we? Let's get some visual evidence up in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Bartenders work for tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 bar patrons drink for tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 We've never seen a picture of Flicker, have we? Let's get some visual evidence up in here. It's all over his sig/ avatar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Thinking more about it, $6 isn't really a fantastic deal for that in the OP. I'm sure it wasn't a dive bar flicker was at, but I know places around here that'll do the Bud light for 1.25, Guinness for 2.50, and the shot would probably be 3 bucks. That's 6.75. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Thinking more about it, $6 isn't really a fantastic deal for that in the OP. I'm sure it wasn't a dive bar flicker was at, but I know places around here that'll do the Bud light for 1.25, Guinness for 2.50, and the shot would probably be 3 bucks. That's 6.75. always trying to one up people aren't you $6 would barely buy you a guiness here w/ $1 tip... So i think $6 is a awesome deal.. just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Sometimes, yea. Most of it's financial because I've learned to be quite frugal about things I don't need, and Buffalo is dirt cheap to live in anyway. Plus flicker has this "goddamn, I'm awesome" attitude and every so often he posts something like this that makes me think he doesn't have too much of a real life if he's that impressed with something like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 Thinking more about it, $6 isn't really a fantastic deal for that in the OP. I'm sure it wasn't a dive bar flicker was at, but I know places around here that'll do the Bud light for 1.25, Guinness for 2.50, and the shot would probably be 3 bucks. That's 6.75. a three wisemen is basically three shots. its jack daniels, Jim Beam, and johnnie walker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Sometimes, yea. Most of it's financial because I've learned to be quite frugal about things I don't need, and Buffalo is dirt cheap to live in anyway.Plus flicker has this "goddamn, I'm awesome" attitude and every so often he posts something like this that makes me think he doesn't have too much of a real life if he's that impressed with something like this. im moving to buffalo then, where i can drink under $20. When i lived in LA i couldn't go have a few drinks without spending at lest $40 with food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 Sometimes, yea. Most of it's financial because I've learned to be quite frugal about things I don't need, and Buffalo is dirt cheap to live in anyway.Plus flicker has this "goddamn, I'm awesome" attitude and every so often he posts something like this that makes me think he doesn't have too much of a real life if he's that impressed with something like this. its true. did i mention this bar was in Second Life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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