dustin Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 i'm not usually this mean: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I was talking with a guy from LA but i closed the window, is that you? You: yea, whats up you fucking idiot? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustin Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl? Stranger: Asl =? You: 12/f/brazil. maddd horny. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustin Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl? Stranger: 15, f, brazil Stranger: and u ? You: 11/m/usa You: wanna cyber? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustin Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 goddammit Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wanna cyber? Stranger: yo Stranger: yea You: you a dude? Stranger: no You: oh good;) Stranger: You: so how old are you? Stranger: 20 u? You: 11/f/usa Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You: How are tuesdays for kicking the bucket? this made me LAUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Fuck your Biz Markie!Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: What's the weather like today You: Can I tell you something You: ? Stranger: Can you tell me something? V V You: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside You: down Stranger: Do you live in? You: and I'd like to take a minute so just sit right there and I'll tell you all about how I came to this town called Bellaire. You: In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days Stranger: oh Stranger: Beautiful place? You: chilling out, maxing, relaxing out acting all cool shooting some b-ball out side of the school You: when a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bellaire". Stranger: Happen shot? You: I whistled for a cab You: and when it came in the license plate said fresh with a dice in the mirror if anything I can say that this cab was rare, but i thought naw forget it, yo homes to Bellaire. Stranger: you are boy or girl? You: I pulled up to the house i grabbed my things and I yelled to cab yo homes smell ya later You: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bellaire. Stranger: .. pure genius. i cant decide whether this or scotts limp bizkit was funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricky Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 first guess her muff, and now this. thank you, everything else board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Stranger: Hi You: Wanna be a murder victim? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Stranger: do you love me? You: only when you swallow Stranger: ewwww Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: can i ask you something? You: can i ask you something? Stranger: go ahead You: go ahead Stranger: im gay You: im gay Stranger: waaaaay Stranger: you came out the closet You: waaaaay You: you came out of the closet You: *out the closet Stranger: waaay Stranger: your shit mate You: waaay You: your shit mate You: brb Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Stranger: hi You: I'm here to talk to you about the good Lord Jesus Christ Stanger: Really? You: have you welcomed him into your life? Stranger: I have, but what would you like to tell me? You: I feel that our saviour has been misrepresented somewhat You: and it is important that you understand more about him Stranger: oh really, I know quite alot already ??? You: yes, really You: for instance You: did you know he's not even real, and yet real dumb fucks will give you all sorts of money and free shit if you tell them he was Stranger: You're going to burn in hell You: Actually I'm just gonna rot in the ground, hopefully become a non-renewable source Stanger: I hope you find redemption my friend You: Can you ask God something for me? Stranger: I will my brother You: The duck-billed Platypus, seriosuly, what the fuck was he thinking? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbutlerftw Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 shits dumb. the person just kept sending me this penguin thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I wasn't going to post again but I totally LOLed at this: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: The last person disconected after like one word. You: That sucked. Stranger: hi You: Howdy You: Who is this is? Stranger: I'm You. You: Crazy You: I know a guy named Yu. Stranger: Why do you always call yourself Stranger? You: But he's from Thialand. You: Because we all hide parts of ourselves from the world You: You know what I'm saying? Stranger: no you're talking shit You: Like you can't tell the guy on the bus that you jerked off to your sister in the shower, because he wouldn't get it You: Even though she was way fine and like four years older Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
googlemyass Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 troll central Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodooramen Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Please check out my new website: VIRUS ON THIS LINK IDIOTS You: how did you find this site You: YOUR SITE ROCKS HOLY SHIT You: OMG You: FUCK ME Stranger: yaa You: I AM SO WET Stranger: tell me abou ti You: JESUS CHRIST You: FUCKING MINDBLOWING Stranger: please go on it You: THE COCKS You: OHHH MY GOD You: LIZ IS SUCH A WHORE Stranger: pleaaassseee You: THATS WHAT SHE SAID You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love you You: i love you too Stranger: aww Stranger: YOU SICK PERVERT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 this site is taking up too much of my time.. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyheyhey You: you're not from Canada are you? Stranger: yeah You: shit, you don't have a sister do you? Stranger: no Stranger: asl? You: good, then you're not the same clown.. he was all pissed because I had nude photos of her, playing with my dog You: 56/t/Minnesota You: u? Stranger: ohh!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 You: yeah!!!!!!!!!!1 Stranger: may i have a look? You: no, he'll get even more pissed at me Stranger: relax, You: I can't, a crazy Canadian is mad at me Stranger: this wont happen You: that's what she said! hahahhahahaha Stranger: as long as you pray to me Stranger: hahahahhahahha Stranger: i'm coming You: don't worry, I have that effect on people Stranger: pray to me You: ok, what should I say? Stranger: fuck me with chicken' cock You: When you call my name its like a little prayer Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour I can feel your power Just like a prayer you know Ill take you there You: I don't think chicken's have cocks Stranger: repeat after me:fuck me with chicken' cock You: if they do, should I pray to you first or fuck you with a chicken cock? I'm confused Stranger: u're dead soon Stranger: filthy motherfucker You: just a little, and the ladies loooove it Stranger: i'm coming,ialready know where you are You: duh, I told you Stranger: 56/t/Minnesota You: yep, that's exactly what I told you Stranger: i'm gonna blow the whole place on matter what You: you're gonna blow the whole place? that could get tiresome.. but I applaud your tenacity You: have you blown that many people before, or is this new to you? You: hey, is it raining there? it's been drizzling here ALL day. Stranger: hahahahhahahahhaa You: weird, huh? it's April! Stranger: 痴9线 Stranger: 屌7你 Stranger: DIE！motherfucker! You: but how would I pray to you and help you get fucked by chickens? You: you're sending me a lot of mixed signals here Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fueledbymike Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 Stranger: I like to lock people in my basement You: how come You: then they cant play outside Stranger: I havent thought of that You: yea that would be mean You: and make you not have friends Stranger: I should let my 30 year old son out then? Stranger: he has been there for 20 years You: please You: he would like to goto the park Stranger: k Stranger: bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: asl Stranger: age sex location You: i know what it means, you tell me yours 1st, i'm shy Stranger: sorry Stranger: 19/m/UK Stranger: you? You: that's ok, it's exciting to meet new people.. 16/f/Mexico Stranger: it is Stranger: which part of mexico? You: sometimes, right now it's pretty boring.. Cancun. I work with the tourists a lot. what part of the UK? Stranger: birmingham Stranger: what is it you do that lets you work with tourists? You: I know a guy from there, he comes here like 2-3 times a year. You: well, I work with other escorts Stranger: tour guide? You: not exactly, but I get to meet lots of people from all over the workd Stranger: cool Stranger: the word escort can mean something completely different in england You: sometimes men come on vacation here alone and they pay us to show them a good time.. I don't really like it You: oh yes, I'm sure it's the same here Stranger: from what you told me it is. Stranger: if you dont like it why dont you quit? You: I was going to school and my parents house was going to be taken by the bank, so they worked out a deal with my uncle and he brought me here to help my family out. Stranger: thats a bit shit You: I am not allowed to leave, it's complicated Stranger: thats a bit extreme You: yes, I just want to finish school and maybe someday go to university, but I must continue making money for my uncle You: he says he gives some to my parents, but I think he may be lying You: so anyway, I don't want to bore you.. what do you do? Stranger: engineering You: oh wow, like working on engines? that sounds neat Stranger: It doesnt bore me, I feel sorry for you if anything Stranger: not exactly. I design heating systems in buildings You: thanks, I can only talk to the other escorts here, and they all have their own problems so I don't get much sadness (not sure the word). You: oh wow, you must be smart Stranger: sadness is the right word. You: I have to go soon, I have a client coming over in 15 minutes Stranger: Im not that smart really. we do a lot of the work on computers Stranger: thats crap. ive enoyed talking to you You: you too. please pray for me. Stranger: i will. You: actually, don't. god and religion are a farce built upon lies and manipulation Stranger: i think the same. I just thought id sayid pray because you mentioned it first You: hahahaha, tehehehe!!!1!1!!! You: i must go. You: think of me when you are fingering your asshole. Stranger: i dont finger my asshole Stranger: just jerk my cock You: you should, most of my clients like it when I do that for them. You: it makes their cum even harder Stranger: i tried it but didnt like it Stranger: thats intrigueing You: use some lube, like lotion or something. and don't use your thumb (at first), just a pinkie Stranger: do you like it when they cum? Stranger: i will give it a go You: no, it's messy and makes me feel ashamed Stranger: fair enough Stranger: so what do you like being done to you, if you were having sex for the fun of it and not work? You: one day i will run away, until them I must make the men happy so they pay my uncle You: i don't like to have sex for fun, I never get days off anyway Stranger: im sure you will get away Stranger: it crap you dont get days off You: he says I have 10 more years Stranger: thats rubbish You: i was thinking i would kill myself before then, though Stranger: youll still be young Stranger: dont kill yourself. its really not worth it You: not for here. most women find husbands at 16 or 18, not 26. plus my shame will make men only want me as an escort. You: i would, but i wantto stay around for my son and daughters You: maybe i can find them a good home someday Stranger: men wont just want you as an escort. Stranger: you have kids? You: i will be 26, with 4 kids, and a shamed person from my job. all the men know about it You: yes, 1 son and 3 daughters Stranger: move to another town and start a new life You: i cannot. my uncle says if i leave he will kill me or my children or my parents. I must stay and work off our moneys Stranger: i meant move away when youve paid the money You: when I am 26? that is too far away to wait for death not to come Stranger: dont think like that.. it will work out for a beautiful girl like you in the end You: you should never go to an escort, sometimes they are like me and are not their by their own choice. Stranger: i wouldnt. dont worry You: just stroke yourself in private if you must, and remember about asshole play. You: only a pinkie at first, then 2 or 3 fingers later if you like it! Stranger: i will. Stranger: ill think of you when im doin it You: don't think of me, it is sad and I am a slave Stranger: ok i wont then You: oh wait, you meant when stroking or ass finger? Stranger: stroking You: you can when a finger is in your ass, yours or someone elses. but not strokeing, that is too much like my job You: and i thought you aid you'd never go to a place like this? You: did you change your mind? you really shouldn't You: my uncle has his way with me once a week and it shames me Stranger: i wouldnt. id just think about the gorgeous girl id been talking to and not her job/ situation You: but you will think about my job, please don't Stranger: i promise i wont think of your job You: or me? Stranger: if you dont want me too You: except when someone's finger is in your ass Stranger: ok. Stranger: what are your details so i can think of you better You: remember, when you put it in your friends ass, only a pinkie. with lotion Stranger: ok You: my uncle is yelling for me, i fear this is one of the times he is drunk and wants a woman. i must go Stranger: bye You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Stranger: where are you from? You: Im from all over. Stranger: dover Stranger: i hate dover You: I didn't say dover. Stranger: o You: i said all over. You: jesus ESL. help me out here. Stranger: whats that Stranger: no jesus woný help you You: All over. Lots of places. Everywhere and anywhere. Stranger: wow Stranger: are you a gothic You: All right, Buddah. whatever. You: a gothic? Stranger: jesus is not my friend You: like the architecture? Stranger: yues Stranger: no Stranger: a gothic Stranger: emo You: a gothic emo? Stranger: yes Stranger: o Stranger: you are not smart aren't you? You: i think your english needs a bit of work. you're speaking gibberish. Stranger: i mean are you You: Aren't I not smart? What kind of phrasing is that? Stranger: that was a joke You: OH! Stranger: but you don't have any sense of humor i see You: Jokes! I get jokes! You: how many dead babies does it take to paint a house? You: depends on how hard you throw! You: BA-ZING! Stranger: what a bad joke Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 i've been ending every sentence with glass eye or glass eyes, and if someone asks where i'm from i say glasgow, at first they're like thats cool that you have a glass eye, then they get annoyed very quickly, try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjg12590 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 this made me lol: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hola You: vinyl collective is ruining music Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi. what's your name? Stranger: you know jolo? You: no. Connection imploded. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! What's your name? Stranger: Hi my name is Bob Stranger: whats your name You: WRONG! It's Robert. You: My name is Carlos. Stranger: What is your date of birth You: January 23 Stranger: year? You: I was born in ought-6 You: Yours? Stranger: OMG i think you are my biological father, I LOVE YOU, Come back home, mom misses you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Can I help you enjoy that Snickers? You: wrong! It's a three musketeers. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somanycolors Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heeeeello Stranger: im a girl looking for cyber sex You: im a dog looking for a leg to hump Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heeeeello Stranger: im a girl looking for cyber sex You: im a dog looking for a leg to hump Your conversational partner has disconnected. You really messed that one up. She was probably a fat chick anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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