sgoodcore Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 witha shitsmear moustached lip, and two fingers in my ass Dirty Sanchez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 witha shitsmear moustached lip I think this part is much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 pretty much anything from Eve 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest genericinsight Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "Give it away give it away ride this bitch to hell" Strung Out - "Her Name In Blood" Awesome song and great lyrics overall except for that one line. Punknews commenters shit on the band for that one constantly it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 blowjobishness. edit: also he name dropped his own band, joan of arc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podface Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 well i cant think of any lyrics off the top of my head.. but i can relate this to Veronica Mars.. one of my favorite shows of all time.. but each episode has ATLEAST one corny ass line or moment that was put in their to appease the masses but drives me fucking crazy.. logans witty banters are fucking painful at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "love love, kiss kiss, blah blah blah"really stupid chorus ruins an otherwise good song for me. This. And lots of other stuff on Agony & Irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Everytime I Die - We're Wolf "You don't live till you're ready to die, in the wild kingdom" I just keep thinking, shit Keith you're the guy who wrote Hot Damn! and every single lyric in that is bang on perfect and quotable. Everything by the Number 12 The Color Of Violence -Large Hardon Collider, "Vroom Vroom, wait till I get my bike" -God Gave Me Deeze Nuts, "I know you think of my when he's deep inside you" -Look! I Made It! I'm Dating An Actress!, "So when we get to your bedroom, I guess I guess I guess we'll fuck and you'll be all naked and wet and I don't give a fuck about your friends, but you'll be all naked and wet and laughing your tits off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "DON'T TALK UNTIL YOU TAKE A WALK IN MY CHUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK! I GUESS YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK!!" paint it black - atticus finch corniest thing dr dan has ever written Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest genericinsight Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "DON'T TALK UNTIL YOU TAKE A WALK IN MY CHUCKS!WHAT THE FUCK! I GUESS YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK!!" paint it black - atticus finch corniest thing dr dan has ever written Corny, yes, but makes a great sing along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "Shaking like a dog shitting razorblades"Great band but one of the worst lines ever. YES! I completely agree. That really does make me cringe and almost barf. I feel like I bring this up every couple of months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisdan Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 the whole song "we cannot read poetry" by piebald makes absolutely no sense, as much as i want it to, it's just dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "Shaking like a dog shitting razorblades"Great band but one of the worst lines ever. YES! I completely agree. That really does make me cringe and almost barf. I feel like I bring this up every couple of months. If the song were more serious I'd be inclined to agree, but I love that line so much because it's just fun and is a perfect match with the instrumentals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 YES! I completely agree. That really does make me cringe and almost barf. I feel like I bring this up every couple of months. If the song were more serious I'd be inclined to agree, but I love that line so much because it's just fun and is a perfect match with the instrumentals I feel like I was always the odd (wo)man out when it came to Alkaline Trio. I didn't like them until I was almost 17 and they had been around for a while by that time and all my friends had always been super into them. And this song was a huge reason for my automatic disdain towards them. goddamnit totally makes up for any of that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 i think radio is a great song. that line rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "Marryin' a Biiitch, havin' seven kiiiids" -Rivers Cuomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 'Bullet' by The Misfits. President's bullet ridden body in the street Ride, Johnny, ride Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete Ride, Johnny, ride Johnny's wife is floundering Johnny's wife is scared Run, Jackie, run Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head Texas is the reason that the president's dead Ya gotta suck, suck, Jackie, suck President's bullet ridden body in the street Ride, Johnny, ride Kennedys shattered head hits concrete Ride, Johnny, ride Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head Texas is the reason that the president's dead Ya gotta suck, suck, Jackie, suck Arise Jackie-O Jonathan F. Kennedy will rise and be shot down Dint's gonna be your desert My cum'll be your life source And the only way to get it Is to suck Or fuck Or be poor and devoid, and masturbate me Masterbate me, then slurp it from your palms Like a dry desert soakin' up the rain, soakin' up the sun Like a dry desert soakin' up the rain, soakin' up the sun Yeah, towards the end it does go a little far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Almost all Saves The Day and Alkaline Trio lyrics are painfully douchy. The one line that has always driven me insane was this Jawbreaker line: "Rubber, I'm glue. I'll write the book on you. It's sticking to my face." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Almost all Saves The Day and Alkaline Trio lyrics are painfully douchy. Oh now that's just horseshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Everytime I Die - We're Wolf"You don't live till you're ready to die, in the wild kingdom" I just keep thinking, shit Keith you're the guy who wrote Hot Damn! and every single lyric in that is bang on perfect and quotable. True, but the rest of that song makes up so much for that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 it's so sad because if i have that cd in my car when i'm alone, i still don't like the song, but whatever i deal with it. but if i pick somebody up and that song is about to come on, i skip over it because it embarasses me that "OMGZ MY FAVVVVEEEEEE BAND EVER" has a song where those are the lyrics. i still think the entirety of "live young, die fast" is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 'don't want to be a fucking cop but i'm pretty sure i can tell if something's fucked up' latterman - will this be on the test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 In Millencolin's song "Ray", I cringe every time he says "Peek-a-boo". Seems like such a stupid lyric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markage Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Pretty much every line on Get Better by Lemuria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markage Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Almost all Saves The Day and Alkaline Trio lyrics are painfully douchy. The one line that has always driven me insane was this Jawbreaker line: "Rubber, I'm glue. I'll write the book on you. It's sticking to my face." I couldn't disagree more. I think Chris is an unbelievable songwriter. I think when you listen to Can't Slow Down and Through Being Cool you're forgetting he was 15 at the time. Otherwise, I think his choice to be adolescent at times is always fitting with the content of the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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