lokithelion Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 man, it is not an easy task. also if your girlfriend/wife has new mint body wash read the label before you use it. menthol is not kind to freshly shorn nuts. there has seriously got to be a better way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emiri Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 wait, that is SHAMPOO anyway. silly. : / Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 just wait till you cut yourself... that shit's gonna scare the fuck out of ya... lol you get use to shaving though. but body wash in most cases doesn't feel too hot on your freshly shorn sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 wait, that is SHAMPOO anyway. silly. : / wait, he used shampoo? hahahahahaha. that's shit's like icy hot on your nuts...lol. he might as well poor lemon juice on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 just wait till you cut yourself... that shit's gonna scare the fuck out of ya... lol Agreed. Shit isn't pretty. I've shaved and groomed since high school. Can't imagine why anyone wouldn't. Aveeno shaving gel for sensitive skin works best for me. Plus it has a delightful scent that reminds me somewhat of marzipan. Oh -- and a fresh razor each time. Don't go foolin' with dullness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 oh well. at least i have minty fresh balls and wang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 did this today as well. hadn't had time to do this in a while, and now have a lovely case of Jock Itch as well...so freshly shaven junk with funk ain't no fun when you live in Bama (with 90+ heat everyday and ungodly humidity) and bike 3+ miles to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 do it when you are cold so your nuts aren't all sagging down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 just wait till you cut yourself... that shit's gonna scare the fuck out of ya... lol Agreed. Shit isn't pretty. I've shaved and groomed since high school. Can't imagine why anyone wouldn't. Aveeno shaving gel for sensitive skin works best for me. Plus it has a delightful scent that reminds me somewhat of marzipan. Oh -- and a fresh razor each time. Don't go foolin' with dullness. I'll most def try that. My man issue is getting a good angle to get at those hard to reach spots. Girls who don't shave because they say it's difficult have no idea what men go through to make sure they don't gag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devinr Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 All male actors do it Joe. It makes the Johnson look bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 minty fresh balls and wang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 The hair keeps it cooler because its not ball-skin on leg-skin, there's that hallway of air created by your bush. That said, I trim, but if I'm too lazy to shave my face, there's no fucking way I'm keeping my balls clean. Fuck the hoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
googlemyass Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 sweet jesus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechevre Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 This thread is just tmi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Shaving with the grain is essential down south. You can get away with shaving against the grain on your face, but sweet Jesus don't try it on the boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginbucketjacob Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Honestly, If I were you, I would use Bengay as an aftershave for your testicles. Feels good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I get trimming, but shaving just seems weird to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Shaving with the grain is essential down south. You can get away with shaving against the grain on your face, but sweet Jesus don't try it on the boys. backed. that one of those life lessons i learned since i started shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlovecolouredx Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Shaving with the grain is essential down south. You can get away with shaving against the grain on your face, but sweet Jesus don't try it on the boys. backed. that one of those life lessons i learned since i started shaving. I can't grow enough facial hair really to smoothly shave with the grain on the face, so it's mostly against the grain up there, but I definitely learned that lesson the hard way. Fack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I get trimming, but shaving just seems weird to me. i do a trim/shave combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 having no hair where it naturally grows feels wrong to me. it's all well and good for people who are into that, i just could never do it. a little trim here and there works fine for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Agreed. Shit isn't pretty. I've shaved and groomed since high school. Can't imagine why anyone wouldn't. Aveeno shaving gel for sensitive skin works best for me. Plus it has a delightful scent that reminds me somewhat of marzipan. Oh -- and a fresh razor each time. Don't go foolin' with dullness. I'll most def try that. My man issue is getting a good angle to get at those hard to reach spots. Girls who don't shave because they say it's difficult have no idea what men go through to make sure they don't gag. Truth. Squatting helps me get some of the hard to reach spots. And fur burgers are definitely frowned upon for me. It's hard not to gag, like you said. And saying it's difficult is just bullshit, if you ask me. It's no more difficult than shaving anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 trim> shave. i shampoo my junk to keep it nice and soft. when i know im getting play i even use conditioner to give it that extra shine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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