xfedaykinx Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 stolen from the SL board: Originally Posted by pickwick Well today I finally did it. I became probably the first person in America to huff his own shit gas. No video though, sorry, no camera. I hope you are not too disappointed. I could bet pictures though and I wrote a trip report. Today the bubbles had mostly stopped. The balloon had possibly grown a little bit since last time but it was oblong from days in the sun or maybe from the gases inside so it was hard to tell. The shit in the bottle was very settled and did not look like shit anymore even. I first lightly shook the bottle to make sure all of the bubbles had popped. I then pinched off the balloon and took it off of the top. I held that while I huffed from the bottle. After exhaling all air from my lungs I took my straw and inhaled from the inside of the bottle. The flavor of shit struck me, it stuck to the tongue like the flavor after smoking a cigar. My body wanted me to stop breathing it but I kept going by putting the end of the straw further back in my mouth, behind my tongue. I took a some more breaths of that and I waited a few seconds, then inhaled the balloon. The balloon was less harsh, I could barely taste any of it and it felt like breathing oxygen. After breathing it in I immediately felt that I was passing out. I did not even have time to spit before I became unconscious. When I woke up my spittle had oozed out of my mouth and down my chin. I asked my friend how long I was out for. He said for about a minute, and that he had repeatedly tried to wake me but I would not wake up. During this short conversation I began to feel light dissociative effects come over me, accompanied by buzzing in my ears. The feeling got stronger and stronger until I felt like I was in a dream. This was somewhat enjoyable, it made me feel like nothing really mattered. The apathy actually made the rest of the trip more enjoyable. After I was fully into the dream like state visual hallucinations began to start. I had fleeting visions of people who seemed completely random, like my second grade teacher. I would say something to the person and then he or she would disappear. Normally I would be fearful of trips like this but the dream feeling made it almost fun. Hearing was dulled during the trip, I could only hear what I was saying and some random noises like screeching and car noises. After I the effects wore off my friend told me that I was mostly talking in gibberish so I guess I couldn't hear my own voice anything in the outside world throughout the trip. At the peak of the trip I saw things like pillars in my lawn that disappeared and shapes in the sky. My sense of time was slowed, so the whole trip felt like it was shorter than it was. The comedown was mostly auditory hallucinations, like voices and loud cracks. The dream like feeling lessened and I drifted back into reality. In the last parts of the trip I became paranoid from the noises because it felt real instead of like a dream. I asked my friend how long it had been. He said about 40 minutes. He also told me that I spent long periods of time staring at different spots. I also, according to him, spoke slurred works to trees and rocks. I was very surprised by how messed up the jenkem got me. That was higher than I have ever been. Other drugs distort reality, but jenkem really distorts reality. I was almost completely unaware of my surroundings. My friend said that seeing me was scary and he was thinking of getting an adult. Thank god he didn't do that. In conclusion: was it enjoyable: no, not really. Would I do it again? Defiantly not. Would I recommend another person to try it? I wouldn't to anyone who I am close to. If you are very adventurous and would try anything then I guess you should try jenkem. But know that the preparation is not made worthwhile by the trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 What an idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Give me an M...give me an O...give me an R...give me an O...give me an N...what's that spell? MORON!!!!! The things some people (idiots) will do to get high...this makes the Spanish insult "Comemierda" have a whole new meaning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted November 6, 2007 Author Share Posted November 6, 2007 this makes the Spanish insult "Comemierda" have a whole new meaning... hah! respire mierda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swankymodes Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Holy shit that is funny stuff. How fucked does your life have to be that when presented with this drug, you think it's a good idea? I love the part where they actually say users dislike the taste of shit and piss in their mouth for days afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 that makes me want to gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted November 6, 2007 Author Share Posted November 6, 2007 heres a link to the smoking gun post: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html?45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 hahaha, leroy jenkems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ps Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 holy shit. butthash totally made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 I'm totally going to try this later!!! j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 What an idiot my first thought after reading that "report" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 WTF mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 i cant wait to get home and shit into a bucket... man im gonna get retarded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Finally are reason to keep bottles of shit around my house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 i cant wait to get home and shit into a bucket... man im gonna get retarded! +1 I find this highly entertaining. Like, who the fuck even thought of this in the first place? "Oh I've got an idea!..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 i cant wait to get home and shit into a bucket... man im gonna get retarded! +1 I find this highly entertaining. Like, who the fuck even thought of this in the first place? "Oh I've got an idea!..." It originated in Africa. Ever wonder where that $.12 a day goes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 I just hate everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 I just hate everyone. you're just angry that everyone now knows what you do after school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 I remember when the papers were reporting that people in South America were making "breathing bongs" out of coconut shells and a straw in order to inhale methane gas from cow shit. Again, how fucked is your life if you're out in a field sniffing poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Ever wonder where that $.12 a day goes? That made me lol. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattisr1984 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNKKKEEEEMS! ... come on, somebody had to do it. seriously though, this takes stupidity to a whole new level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 i reposted this as a bulletin on myspace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 I just hate everyone. you're just angry that everyone now knows what you do after school +1...You caught me. I love smelling shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNKKKEEEEMS!... come on, somebody had to do it. seriously though, this takes stupidity to a whole new level. +1. One of the funniest videos the internet has ever blessed us with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 leroy jenkins is good stuff, but i prefer the one where they crash a funeral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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