daniel Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like jigsaw puzzles, pasted after I'm through with them. /thread Threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my threads. Unfunny and bitching about Virgil. Next up: Star Wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcstrange87 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my Star Wars, in a galaxy far, far away. Late Night TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 i like my women like i like my star wars... formerly awesome and now run down and exploited by an old man for money cell phones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillhole Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my scotch... twelve years old and with some coke Fail for me, I broke the rules. Eh, rules are meant to be broken anyways so suck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my cell phones - expensive with crippled by some corporation Cartoons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourfourtwo Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my cartoons, animated and fun to watch. Chairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 i like my women like i like my chairs; sturdiest when they're on all fours, and with a little extra cushion. guitars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raistlinn Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my guitars; Spanish and with a hole in it. Web browsers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smailtronic Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my web browsers, slimmed down, but with add-ons in just the right places. airports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my airports, threat level orange. Men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I'm not touching that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my men, on the other side of a glory hole... skateboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedeadlyrhythm Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I like my women like I like my skateboard, riding it in broad daylight while listening to the misfits "earth AD". record player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exitenglish1208 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 i like my women like i like my record player - with a speed selector doorknob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opioqueers Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 i like my women like i like my record player - with a speed selectordoorknob I like my men like I like my doorknob - hard and ready to be grabbed. airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 i like my women like i like my airplanes, high as fuck remote control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoosdonthurt Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I like my women like I like my remote controls, barely functioning and made of plastic. MP3 Player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecream Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I like my women like I like my remote controls, barely functioning and made of plastic.MP3 Player I like my women like I like my mp3 player big brains, small & sleek body. pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I like my women like I like my pizza: greasy and thick. Power pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I like my women like I like my power pop... even though the volume is turned down, she still sucks a lot credit card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I like my women like I like my credit card, shiny and maxed the fuck out. Inkjet printers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I like my women like I like my credit card, shiny and maxed the fuck out.Inkjet printers. I lke my women like I like my Inkjet printers, constantly running dry. bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I like my women like I like my bike, in pieces in the garage. The Incredible Hulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstar71888 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I like my women like my Incredible Hulk....actually, I just don't like them when they're angry. beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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