I like my women/men like I like my...

[axlrose]

I like my women like my Incredible Hulk....actually, I just don't like them when they're angry.

beer

I like my women like I like my beer, they're best in their forties.

Cable TV.

[danthemjfan23]

i like my women like i like my cable... you pay for a bunch of shit you don't need, just to get the three things you like.

antibacterial soap

[mcm1610]

Hahahaha ^

[xadamhudsonx]

i like my women like i like my cable... you pay for a bunch of shit you don't need, just to get the three things you like.

antibacterial soap

Dan's best one yet.

[scottheisel]

I like my women like I like my antibacterial soap -- bright orange and foaming.

Mid-'90s emo bands.

[mclz]

I like my women like I like my antibacterial soap -- bright orange and foaming.

Mid-'90s emo bands.

I like my women like mid-90s emo bands.... pretty shitty and I have no interest in listening to them.

Orville Redenbacher

[xadamhudsonx]

I like my women like I like my Orville Redenbacher... making my mouth water.

stained glass windows

[roadmonkey]

I like my women like I like my stained glass windows... Making me see god

video games

[chunkrock]

I like my women like I like my video games, vibrating while I kill hookers.

weekly world news.

[dynamitekid]

I like my women like I like my weekly world news: non existant.

Coffee

[Fartcat]

I like my women like I like my coffee, black and ground up.

Dolphins

[mcm1610]

I like my women like I like my dolphins... caught in a net and surrounded by tuna.

Spaghetti

[scottheisel]

I like my women like I like my spaghetti, commonly seen at Olive Garden and comes with meatballs.

Magic: The Gathering cards.

[chunkrock]

I like my women like I like my magic the gathering cards: One pile for playing with, and one pile sealed in a box under my bed.

Baby duck wine.

[fourfourtwo]

I like my women like I like my baby duck wine, sweet to the taste.

Vinyl collective.

[danthemjfan23]

i like my women like i like my vinyl collective: constantly complaining about "the goods" not coming quick enough. also, it was better in the beginning, and i don't really like it much anymore, but i'm so invested and comfortable with it that really, it doesn't make much sense to leave at this point. also, out of money, and if there's ever anything i want from her, she just points me in the direction of an expensive store instead of giving it to me herself.

hotdogs at a baseball game.

[drabley]

I like my women like I like my hot dogs at a baseball game: deep in the bun and so fucking delicious you go back for seconds.

neck ties

[Fartcat]

I like my women like I like my neck ties, bright red and choking me.

Febreze.

[chunkrock]

I like my women like I like my febreze: making them squirt all over foul smelling surfaces.

freebasing

[scottheisel]

I like my women like I like my freebasing: Frowned upon by my parents and worth stabbing a homeless guy over.

Will Smith movies.

[cj]

i like my women like i like my will smith movies; stuffed in a corner of the closet so when company comes over they have no idea they're part of my life

discovery channel

[fourfourtwo]

I like my women like I like my Discovery Channel - muted.

That 70's show.

[mcm1610]

i like my women like i like my will smith movies; stuffed in a corner of the closet so when company comes over they have no idea they're part of my life

discovery channel

WHOA! Will Smith's Independence Day is a FANTASTIC movie that no one should be ashamed of.

[kittenmittons]

I like my men like I like That 70's Show...hilarious with retro style and down to smoke a little green with me.

Tires.

[thestigmachine]

I like my men like I like my tires.....black and....well, size DO matter.

Curtains.