patron Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I'm going to an MLB game on Saturday, and fuck if I'm going to pay $12 for a pint of Bud Light or Canadian. Anyone have any tricks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Balloon up the butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechuckdiezel Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 They have these pouches with like shots of Liquor in them get a bunch of them and just tape them on your body somewhere then when you go in buy a chaser and bam your hammered all night I have done this at a bunch of different places and it always works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olmec Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 A little late, but maybe for next time: http://www.drsneaky.com/index.php?pr=Sneaky_Shorts My brother bought these in college. They worked surprisingly well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patron Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Interesting. From what I remember, the security only frisks those who look like they might have something on them. If that's the case, what's stopping me from just bringing a micky of whisky in my back pocket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 drink before you get to the game (even if it starts at 1). also, lets go red sox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyIceyo Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I bring nips alot to fenway. My GF puts them in her bag, which has a side zipped up thing on the inside. When they ask her to open the bag, they just take a general peek. "oh, whats that a bowling ball with a wick sticking out, thats fine keep the line moving". the pouch trick that Chuck talked about sounds pretty interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Here's one i've been doing lately. Print out your ticket on a piece of paper and then carry a water bottle behind it. Hold up the ticket when they pat you down and the bottle will be hidden by the ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Im usually pretty well fucked after the 5 plus hours of tailgating for every home game so I have yet to buy a beer inside the stadium but if Im not quite there yet I will take cigar tubes and fill them up with whiskey and then tuck them in my socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Flask in the pocket usually works great. I'm assuming it's Toronto and I doubt they will have a metal detector or anything. In San Diego, we've snuck a 750 in our pants leg into the stadium and it was fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 or you could not drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 What are you, a Quaker? Not drink?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patron Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Flask in the pocket usually works great. I'm assuming it's Toronto and I doubt they will have a metal detector or anything. In San Diego, we've snuck a 750 in our pants leg into the stadium and it was fine. Yeah, Toronto Blue Jays. Definitely no metal detectors, but I could never get away with bring a 750. Speaking of, you're from San Diego and you call it a 750!? Everyone up here calls it a 26, except my immediate group of friends who have decided to embrace the metic system and call it a 750. Do a lot of people call it that down there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patron Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 or you could not drink? I'd rather stay home than watch baseball sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkticon Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 "I'm gonna sneak you into the movies in my tummy!" - Patton Oswalt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 "I'm gonna sneak you into the movies in my tummy!" - Patton Oswalt exactly what I was gonna say...sneak it inside your belly...just like Patton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Flask in the pocket usually works great. I'm assuming it's Toronto and I doubt they will have a metal detector or anything. In San Diego, we've snuck a 750 in our pants leg into the stadium and it was fine. Yeah, Toronto Blue Jays. Definitely no metal detectors, but I could never get away with bring a 750. Speaking of, you're from San Diego and you call it a 750!? Everyone up here calls it a 26, except my immediate group of friends who have decided to embrace the metic system and call it a 750. Do a lot of people call it that down there? I've never heard it called a 26 before. Weird.This is another reason I love winter... with a winter jacket / hoodie / whatever on, you can sneak just about anything in anywhere. Throw a drink in your sleeve, inside jacket pockets, wherever. I remember two separate events in college - one, about 6 of us snuck a full thirty into a Syracuse basketball game. The other, we went to a party that sucked and without even discussing it, we left with over 2 30s of the party's beer to go back to our house - maybe 9 of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Going to a triple A baseball game today! Getting drunk before but there are dollar (or two dollar) beers inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 That's why AAA baseball or AHL hockey is awesome. They just want you in the doors, it's almost anything-goes once you're in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 That's why AAA baseball or AHL hockey is awesome. They just want you in the doors, it's almost anything-goes once you're in there. Yeah! And our stadium is really nice and not to make it any more minor league baseball its also "singles night" and the first 3k get a free state fair ticket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechevre Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 http://www.thebeerbelly.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Flask in the pocket usually works great. I'm assuming it's Toronto and I doubt they will have a metal detector or anything. In San Diego, we've snuck a 750 in our pants leg into the stadium and it was fine. Yeah, Toronto Blue Jays. Definitely no metal detectors, but I could never get away with bring a 750. Speaking of, you're from San Diego and you call it a 750!? Everyone up here calls it a 26, except my immediate group of friends who have decided to embrace the metic system and call it a 750. Do a lot of people call it that down there? Yea, All the bottles of liquor down here are in milliliters so that's just what we call them. I guess that is weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Yeah, Toronto Blue Jays. Definitely no metal detectors, but I could never get away with bring a 750. Speaking of, you're from San Diego and you call it a 750!? Everyone up here calls it a 26, except my immediate group of friends who have decided to embrace the metic system and call it a 750. Do a lot of people call it that down there? Yea, All the bottles of liquor down here are in milliliters so that's just what we call them. I guess that is weird... I've only seen it as 750ml, I thought Canada was on the metric system? That's weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patron Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 Yea, All the bottles of liquor down here are in milliliters so that's just what we call them. I guess that is weird... I've only seen it as 750ml, I thought Canada was on the metric system? That's weird. Canada is. Litres are Metric, Ounces are Imperial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konk Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 We say fifth. I don't know what a 30 is, unless it's a rack, another term we don't use because the only 30-pack of beer I've ever seen was recently. It was called Beer Thirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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