matt Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i start a new job today as a front desk manager at a local hotel. its privately owned so when i was interviewed the GM was pretty adamant about me shaving my beard. I gave in and heres what happened. beard in full effect before D-Day clippers in hand ready to do the deed. having some fun. i am jewish so take this with as much irony as needed. white lines ready to get fucked up bro? SIC! handlebars ive never looked more mexican in my life still jewish, adolf stache sad panda, its almost gone im so naked. i feel shy. clean shaven and finally you were a good friend. i will miss you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Grow back the handlebars, they look sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 One time when I felt compelled to shave mine off, I did a Wolverine thing with the chops and styled my hair and everything. It was pretty sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 RIP beard, my condolences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Grow back the handlebars, they look sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 love the tombstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I decided a while ago that I'm not going to shave or even trim my beard (except my neck) until the strike ends. And then when it does, it's gonna be handlebar time in celebration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickbuysvinyl Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 thats why i love warehouse work. Beards allowed. I'm sorry for your loss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 luckily my manager is pro-beard, otherwise id probably have to shave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 haha the handlebars of all things? gross, my mustache was probably the weakest part of my beard. im off to work now and i dont recognize myself. no beard and im in a suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I'm so sorry RIP Beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danalive Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 what a sad day. when i started my current job my boss told me to shave and i did for a couple weeks and then i just said fuck it and grew my beard. as long as i keep it trimmed they dont care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 If I'm feeling up to it, I'll do a before- and after-shave picture of mine. I have an interview tomorrow, which makes me sad. But I gotta do what I gotta do in order to pay for this addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 If I'm feeling up to it, I'll do a before- and after-shave picture of mine. I have an interview tomorrow, which makes me sad. But I gotta do what I gotta do in order to pay for this addiction. Do ittt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scriptedrain Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I had to shave a beard I had for almost 4 years about 4 months ago. I feel your pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Alright, I took my before picture, but haven't uploaded it yet. The last time I was clean-shaven was Christmas Day, then maybe 4 or 5 days later I trimmed it down to stubble with an electric. It's been growing for almost 4 weeks I suppose. And tonight... it dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 dude this thread is depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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counterfiction Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 hey, i've got something similar to that: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 thats why i love warehouse work. Beards allowed.I'm sorry for your loss I work on a recieving dock. As long as you come to work conscious, my manager doesn't give a shit about anything. My thoughts and prayers are with your beard's family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawbroken Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i wish i could grow a beard. All I can grow are mutton chops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Man, deaths always come in threes: Brad Renfroe Heath Ledger Matt's beard GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlovecolouredx Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 a step by step beard shaving make me lazy to shave if i have my own beard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesack18 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 im attempting to grow a beard. unfortunately its ginger. some say its got character. i havent since just before christmas. takes a while though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 The meager amount of facial hair I grow is grey. I'm so old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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