kittenmittons Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 My favorite holiday greeting is "Suck my dick." fuck! you beat me to this!!! #word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 People really get offended by "Happy Holidays"? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinkle82 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Unfortunately yes. I think I'll start using "Happy winter solstice" Who can deny the winter solstice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 People really get offended by "Happy Holidays"? Really? yeah they really do. several shows have touched on this. American Dad being one I easily remember. I can't find the clip but Stan does give a cashier shit for saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecream Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Merry xmas was always a good one to piss on religious folks parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 remind them that jesus wasn't born in december anyways, if you were really jewish you'd recognize hannukah as a 2nd tier holiday, and kwanza is pretty much fake and go on with your day. people are too damn uptight about everything these days. Personally get rid of all the gifts and commercialism and just make it a day i can eat dinner with my family and friends and watch a christmas story for 15 hours straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 people are too damn uptight about everything these days. Personally get rid of all the gifts and commercialism and just make it a day i can eat dinner with my family and friends and watch a christmas story for 15 hours straight. But...but...I love my presents.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 i require hamz and christmas cookies. like...tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andywax Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 just make it a day i can eat dinner with my family and friends and watch a christmas story for 15 hours straight. Haha this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Unless you have your religious emblem tattooed on your forehead, how the fuck is anyone supposed to know what bullshit holiday you celebrate? If I say "Merry Christmas" to you and you're a Jew, counter with "Happy Hanukkah". If you're whatever the fuck celebrates Kwanzaa, say that. If you're all about Annual Gift Man, say that too. The message of good wishes is identical, regardless of the words you use. People get all bent out of shape about stupid shit and is further evidence to support that any religious overtones to anything serve as little more than a destructive force. Merry Fucking Christmas. Happy Goddamn Hanukkah. Get the fuck over it and have some nog. (My lady is a Jew and says Merry Christmas. She is no less of a Jew because of this.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Unless you have your religious emblem tattooed on your forehead, how the fuck is anyone supposed to know what bullshit holiday you celebrate? If I say "Merry Christmas" to you and you're a Jew, counter with "Happy Hanukkah". If you're whatever the fuck celebrates Kwanzaa, say that. If you're all about Annual Gift Man, say that too.The message of good wishes is identical, regardless of the words you use. People get all bent out of shape about stupid shit and is further evidence to support that any religious overtones to anything serve as little more than a destructive force. Merry Fucking Christmas. Happy Goddamn Hanukkah. Get the fuck over it and have some nog. (My lady is a Jew and says Merry Christmas. She is no less of a Jew because of this.) i had jewish friends in high school who would get way WAY more excited to partake in christmas related activities at my house than i would. they were always especially enamored with the christmas tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I remember when I was working at Target I told a lady happy holidays and she got this real stern look and angry tone in her voice and told me "no you wish me a merry christmas." I told her sorry man i'm jewish. Her apology had this tone to it like she was sorry for me. P.S. I'm not really jewish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 remind them that jesus wasn't born in december anyways, if you were really jewish you'd recognize hannukah as a 2nd tier holiday, and kwanza is pretty much fake and go on with your day.people are too damn uptight about everything these days. Personally get rid of all the gifts and commercialism and just make it a day i can eat dinner with my family and friends and watch a christmas story for 15 hours straight. Yes in actuality the traditional celebration of Chanukah does not include gift getting/giving. Also, this year I think I'm going to try out "Happy Christ-day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 I remember when I was working at Target I told a lady happy holidays and she got this real stern look and angry tone in her voice and told me "no you wish me a merry christmas." I told her sorry man i'm jewish. Her apology had this tone to it like she was sorry for me.P.S. I'm not really jewish this is the shit i'm talking about. she should've just been happy you didn't tell her to fuck off and get out of the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 well people get their panties in a wad over their stupid religious beliefs. hence why i think religion is dumb nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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