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[evvandflow]

jesus

[drabley]

The kid in the bottom right of the last image bears an uncanny resemblance to Senator John Kerry.

Oh, and my head just exploded.

[One Hundred Fifty-Two]

And now i know my ABCs. Next time won't you sing with me.

[Guest]

mind = blown

[aviolentworld]

what the hell is up with that space where the dads leg should be.

[drabley]

what the hell is up with that space where the dads leg should be.

He lost it in Nam?

[mariawithoneeye]

I think his leg might be behind his wife. otherwise fharojaeorajroeasraejatrjoat

[fourfourtwo]

Every family portrait EVER is super creepy. Why do people do that?!

[drabley]

Every family portrait EVER is super creepy. Why do people do that?!

Ugh. Christmas cards especially. Who wants to get a crappy picture of someone and their brats for Christmas? Hallmark, motherfuckers, buy it. Or those ones where everyone wears blue jeans or khakis and white t-shirts.

[burdenx]

[kittenmittons]

that reminds me of the time i got this in the mail as a photography studio ad for sears or some bullshit. i don't know who sends pics of their kids asses to family members but apparently this is happening:

[david]

The kid in the bottom right of the last image bears an uncanny resemblance to Senator John Kerry.

Oh, and my head just exploded.

[deafmx]

that reminds me of the time i got this in the mail as a photography studio ad for sears or some bullshit. i don't know who sends pics of their kids asses to family members but apparently this is happening:

moms is a would!

seems almost like a dating ad for potential new dudes looking to start an instant family. mom is showing her goods off in one simple pose...oh, and look, KIDS!

[mcm1610]

I feel like the little nearly-albino kid on the left is neglected.

[Guest errolwest]

i love everything about this thread. so much.

[punkrudeboy]

Would soo tap mamma twice, maybe a third if I wasn't tired

[djones0930]

Would soo tap mamma twice, maybe a third if I wasn't tired

Dawg, dawg...jus listen...all ya need iz a FOUR LOKOOOOOOOO and shiz be bumpin, scrumpin, and mumpin all nite

DUH

[kittenmittons]

i love how her shirt is just "casually" pulled up over her ass like "oh, this here? you like that? well my shitbag hubs left me with these four little assholes so if you can get in and out before nap time's over i'm ALL YOURS, big boy!"

[djones0930]

i love how her shirt is just "casually" pulled up over her ass like "oh, this here? you like that? well my shitbag hubs left me with these four little assholes so if you can get in and out before nap time's over i'm ALL YOURS, big boy!"

Two things:

1) You sound horny

2) If she now has four assholes, then he should have NO problem getting in and out before nap time and a chocolate milk.

OOHHHHHH

[tylerrr]

My job is to take family/new born photos... It sucks indeed. It is cool when I get to take photos of dogs though.

[jimmythescumbag]

i love how her shirt is just "casually" pulled up over her ass like "oh, this here? you like that? well my shitbag hubs left me with these four little assholes so if you can get in and out before nap time's over i'm ALL YOURS, big boy!"

+1

[kittenmittons]

i love how her shirt is just "casually" pulled up over her ass like "oh, this here? you like that? well my shitbag hubs left me with these four little assholes so if you can get in and out before nap time's over i'm ALL YOURS, big boy!"

Two things:

1) You sound horny

+1. you cracked the case! DON'T JUDGE ME. just because white tshirt stock poses worse than a Christian rock album cover turn me on DOES NOT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON, DAN.