SeeMoreGlass Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I work in a kitchen and all of the ladies I work with insist on playing god awful country music all day. After five years, it is really starting to get on my last fucking nerve.... Anyone who writes a song that has a chorus that says "You be my honeycomb, I'll be your honeybee" should be shot....and to make it worse, it is a guy singing that song Anybody got any good stories about stupid shit your co-workers do....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I have a feeling I'm the annoying guy at work because I'm usually blasting wildly work inappropriate albums in my cubicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I wish I had co-workers to complain about. Being unemployed sucks....bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Country, the original emo. I do landscaping at my Dad's country club now, everyone is a bullshitter and dips; I have no complaints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopthisnoise Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 My co-workers wash dishes. So there really isn't much to complain about, then again, I'm just a youngin, I'll have plenty of time to complain about my (future) job when I'm older, so why start now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeeMoreGlass Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 My co-workers wash dishes. So there really isn't much to complain about, then again, I'm just a youngin, I'll have plenty of time to complain about my (future) job when I'm older, so why start now? I wash dishes too man, and I have a pretty sweet job for the most part, good pay, fairly easy and routine...but its just that fucking country music....ughhh.....you can only hear Rascall Flats, Sugarland and the Zac Brown Band so many times before you begin to go insane.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Country, the original emo.I do landscaping at my Dad's country club now, everyone is a bullshitter and dips; I have no complaints. All my friend's landscape, it'd be pretty funny if you work with some of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I teach, so... I close my door if people are annoying me. Now, annoying shit my students do? Where to begin.. Adding on - I really don't get annoyed by my co-workers. The Social Studies department at my school is badass. Most of English is pretty cool. The only weirdos in the school are the anti-social science people and a couple math teachers, but I don't spend much time around them. I absolutely love most of the people I interact with regularly, especially the SS department and the few guidance counselor tag-alongs that eat lunch with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 i work with obese older-middle aged women who are overtly 'christian' and talk about how much they love Sarah Palin all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 luckily ive secluded myself, by hiring all my friends, and they surround me.. and making the office think im totally fucking nuts by growing bananas in my cube, and playing super bassy dubstep through a big subwoofer all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 i work with obese older-middle aged women who are overtly 'christian' and talk about how much they love Sarah Palin all the time. you win! i feel for you. i'm the one who annoys everyone with my music at work. check this band playlilst out: Torche/Floor/Baroness/His Hero is Gone/The Carbonas/Replacements/Refreshments/Queen/Rat/Night Ranger/Richard Cheese/Journey/Elvis Costello/Marked Men/Voetsek/Superchunk/Victims/Sword/Piebald/Immortal Technique/etc. and usually i get a complaint that its too slow or too fast and grungy..? Who in the hell calls "His Hero is Gone" Grunge? Not to mention who the fuck says QUEEN sucks, yet will praise TANTRIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 luckily ive secluded myself, by hiring all my friends, and they surround me.. and making the office think im totally fucking nuts by growing bananas in my cube, and playing super bassy dubstep through a big subwoofer all day i wanna work with you and be able to play LARM at work with no fear of complaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appletree Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 i work with a bunch of nerds and for a french company. they smoke cigarettes and drink coffee all day. what annoys the fuck out of me is when i am in the kitchen or lounge sitting with em and they will not speak english. i just sit there like a fucking mongoloid. plus since we are all (well mostly) engineers they think the are smarter than everyone. other than that they are nice and everything, just some things kinda bother me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 i work with a bunch of nerds and for a french company. they smoke cigarettes and drink coffee all day. what annoys the fuck out of me is when i am in the kitchen or lounge sitting with em and they will not speak english. i just sit there like a fucking mongoloid. plus since we are all (well mostly) engineers they think the are smarter than everyone. other than that they are nice and everything, just some things kinda bother me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 P.S. I should have been an engineer. That seems like a good way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 they are lazy fuckers. and play on their phones while working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 they are lazy fuckers. and play on their phones while working. all the girls at work do this.. and the manager because he's a man-child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgry Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Where do I start? I'm an art director at a design agency and I manage a few people. This Indian coder dude I work with literally talks to himself non-stop all day. He sits like 15 feet from me. I don't know if he thinks I can't hear him or what but I serious think he's schizophrenic. He also makes odd noises. Luckily he's gone soon. This girl that sits behind me, she's out of her mind. I think she takes a million medications. It takes her like 2 hours to get going in the morning. She'll just sit there, I won't hear a mouse click or keyboard stroke for forever. You have to tell her how to do something 5 times. The only reason she's still here is because she was the first employee or something. I give her all the jobs I don't want to do. The only things she can manage to do herself are business card reorders and ordering office supplies. I could go on but I'll just get more aggravated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 P.S. I should have been an engineer. That seems like a good way to go. my friend's boyfriend just graduated in may with an engineering degree and was whining that his starting salary was only $90k cuz all his friends were making more than that. must be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyIceyo Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 annoying shit co workers do=exist minus 2 people I can tolerate everyone sucks. thank goodness i can close my door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 At my job we have these two guys who are twin brothers and are they by far the most socially awkward people I've ever met. One of them has the same first name as me and has, everyday for the last 18 months, made some kind of joke that we're brothers (as if it makes sense that we're brothers because we have the same FIRST name.) The other brother makes the same awkward attempts at conversation every day. Always saying, "betcha can't wait to get outta here" or "where are all the hot ladies tonight?" or "any movies you're looking forward to seeing?" He knows I like music and is constantly telling me about bands I should check out. He has asked me if I liked at least 30 bands and the answer is always no. "You should check out Motorhead, Alice in Chains, Rammstein, Disturbed." He's so fucking awkward here is a just a taste of the kind of shit he says. *to a black employee* "So.. I betcha can't wait to see that new Madea movie huh?" Black employee: o_O We've all talked about buying these guys hookers but I've heard that someone brought it up to them and they weren't down with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 i have a buncha posters and things from b9/react!/various other bands up in my cube, and one attorney asked what kind of music they are. well. have you ever tried explaining hardcore to a person who has no idea what hardcore is? now every day he comes over and makes some joke about 'hardcore' and asks if things are 'hardcore' and whether i'm going to any 'hardcore' shows that night. shoulda just said punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariawithoneeye Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I feel lucky. Nobody is really annoying at my work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 People just don't show up a lot, people show up late all the time, and when they are there they hardly do any work. Also some people are super shitty the the customers and some how I always end up having to do damage control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 my friend jamal has a fun game he plays with all the new hires... he tries to talk music with them, with the assumption that every white males favorite band is Gwar. its quite amusing.... and after 5 years together it still has not gotten old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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