raidenradio Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I just ate 4/5 of a Stouffer's Mac n Cheese. I'm a piece of shit. Why do I eat this? It makes me feel like I'm worthless sack of assholes. It's supposed to be for a fucking family. And there I am, off work, sitting in my living room watching tv and eating this shit right out of the container like a fucking asshole. I think back to when I was in the grocery store. When I could have bought the macaroni noodles and the cheese and just made it. It could have been delicious. It could have portioned it for a normal human adult. But no. I walked in the opposite direction of the pasta and went to the frozen food aisle like the lazy fuck I am. I couldn't handle the act of boiling water and then noodles, then straining and adding cheese. No that was too much for me. What a lazy waste of atoms I am. Ffffffffffffffffffffuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I just ate 4/5 of a Stouffer's Mac n Cheese. Why didn't you just finish it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwilks Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I just ate 4/5 of a Stouffer's Mac n Cheese. Why didn't you just finish it? Yeah why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 That 1/5 was me taking a stand for my personal dignity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mellietronx Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Everyone has done something like this, but not many have admit to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwilks Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I've eaten a whole thing of ben and Jerry's ice cream before. Not as bad but still bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I'm a piece of shit. I am [...] a fucking asshole. What a lazy waste of atoms I am. Ffffffffffffffffffffuck. Thread is backed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I eat family sized portions of Stouffers on the daily. 5k cal diet FTW broski! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mellietronx Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I used to eat double portions of weight watchers desserts haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Eat Cheese Fuck Bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruffy...the janitor Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 My fiance and I ate one of those then proceeded to eat a six-pack of the Reese's christmas trees. *We ate only salad and fruit the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clydethejackal Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Fat guy food. Learn to love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 i do this on the reg... i just have to ride my bike like a horse three to four days after to feel right again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idreamofpunk Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 The portions that my wife and I eat are awful. Way too big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Eat Cheese Fuck Bitches. Story of my life. My blood is probably 50% velveeta shells and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 A couple days ago I started a bad meal string that went: -Moe's burrito meal around 2pm -Whopper Meal, large, at 12:30am (sober) -12 inch chicken finger sub for lunch (breakfast?) at 1pm. -Entire package of kraft homestyle mac'n'cheese around 11pm I thought I was going to die. Not only do I eat shittily, I never eat at regular meal times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 This is some Man Vs. Food mess right here you guys - I don't know why ya'll are ashamed, it's impressive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaminorthreat Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 This is a great thread, keep it going. My super shitty, worthless, waste of life roommate just told me about this thing he procured from McDonalds the other day. Apparently it's called a 1035... as in you have to be there at exactly 10:35am.... right on cusp when they stop serving breakfast. So it's like a double burger with an egg mcmuffin in between it or something? Fucking brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Also, I heard you can get any one of Dunkin Donuts breakfast sandwiches on a chocolate donut. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 This is a great thread, keep it going. My super shitty, worthless, waste of life roommate just told me about this thing he procured from McDonalds the other day. Apparently it's called a 1035... as in you have to be there at exactly 10:35am.... right on cusp when they stop serving breakfast. So it's like a double burger with an egg mcmuffin in between it or something? Fucking brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Found a pic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrangerwithcandy Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 This is a great thread, keep it going. My super shitty, worthless, waste of life roommate just told me about this thing he procured from McDonalds the other day. Apparently it's called a 1035... as in you have to be there at exactly 10:35am.... right on cusp when they stop serving breakfast. So it's like a double burger with an egg mcmuffin in between it or something? Fucking brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Found a pic: That is possibly one of the grossest things I've ever seen in pertinence to food. I can go through an entire box of Cheez Its in a day with no problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 My entire diet is pasta pretty much. Pasta and bread. If Panera was a buffet I'd live and die there. I'm stupid and out of shape, send help. PS: I wonder when this thread will get hijacked for links to Epic Meal Time videos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 PS: I wonder when this thread will get hijacked for links to Epic Meal Time videos... I was wondering the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 As soon as I saw "That is possibly one of the grossest things I've ever seen in pertinence to food." I was just like, you probably haven't seen Epic Meal Time... Seriously, considering the crap they make I don't understand how they aren't encrusted with acne and morbidly obese. They must fast for a whole week after each video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I don't know you guys, I've definitely seen worse: This (and the numerous horror stories from my time in culinary school) all strengthen my resolve as a vegan, hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travis Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 This thread needs more Dan. He has plenty to contribute here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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