aviolentworld Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 haha did anyone see the guitars on the last page.....haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 My ex, one of his balls got sucked up inside him. It was crazy. He cried. my dads one nut never descended. one time one of my balls swelled up to the size of a soft ball. that shit was the fucking worst i tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 my wife cleans many genitals a day working in the nursing field...has cleaned many multiple balls penile implants with the pump in the sack, etc. she says that when she cleans a really obese man (over 500 pounds) their wang gets inverted and she has to press parts of his stomach for it to pop out like when a turkey is done...otherwise they just spray like a cat. shes also nursed mega balls too. her biggest? basketball sized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 my wife cleans many genitals a day working in the nursing field...has cleaned many multiple balls penile implants with the pump in the sack, etc. she says that when she cleans a really obese man (over 500 pounds) their wang gets inverted and she has to press parts of his stomach for it to pop out like when a turkey is done...otherwise they just spray like a cat. shes also nursed mega balls too. her biggest? basketball sized. Jesus H. Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 if she cant get it to pop out, she places a bucket underneath him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 my wife cleans many genitals a day working in the nursing field...has cleaned many multiple balls penile implants with the pump in the sack, etc. she says that when she cleans a really obese man (over 500 pounds) their wang gets inverted and she has to press parts of his stomach for it to pop out like when a turkey is done...otherwise they just spray like a cat. shes also nursed mega balls too. her biggest? basketball sized. basketball size? goddamn dude. my wife did a rotation during grad school in a jail and saw a lot of penis. never came home with a basketball sized story though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I have seen a video of the sack-pump penis. Shits crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 whats even crazier is the guy was 71. my wife was bathing/showering him and he was at full attention the whole time. he would joke about her being sexy and that aroused him, but later confessed he had the penis recently pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 soooooooo what you guys are telling me is.... I have pump penises and basketball size balls to look forward to as an elderly woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 if she cant get it to pop out, she places a bucket underneath him. Duuuuuude. How the eff does that happen??!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 lots of unknowns my friend. lots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 i've learned some things today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 This thread often makes me glad I'm gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 This thread often makes me glad I'm gay nooooo joke haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 she was changing a poo bag just today...and they bubble sometimes...due to the gasses and stuff. today a poo bubble popped and it hit her on the lower lip. then all hell broke loose and somehow the bag was filling too fast and the shit got on her shoulder and leg. cute soft pink scrubs. she left a trail of liquid poo to the bathroom. okay. convo over. back to man advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 one thing i'm learning about people in the medical field is that they're so used to being around this kind of foul shit, that they kind of lose their filter when they talk to people about their work. my girlfriend just started an internship where she's observing in the OR, and she works in a clinic.. so sometimes she'll just start going on about the kind of stuff she sees, and i eventually have to tell her to knock it off. shit's gross. my friend who started nursing in the last year does the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 my roommate is an OT, recently started working with old folks. We usually eat dinner together and she tells me what goes down... I lost my appetite 4 times last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 one thing i'm learning about people in the medical field is that they're so used to being around this kind of foul shit, that they kind of lose their filter when they talk to people about their work. my girlfriend just started an internship where she's observing in the OR, and she works in a clinic.. so sometimes she'll just start going on about the kind of stuff she sees, and i eventually have to tell her to knock it off. shit's gross. my friend who started nursing in the last year does the same. My mom works in the OR and I constantly have to tell her to tone it down because i'm a wimp. It's usually at lunch or something too. I'm glad there are people out there that can do that job because I sure as hell couldn't, even for a day. abovetheearth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 good to know what my future holds for when my gf becomes a nurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 This thread can make even the shittiest day a little smoother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I can't unsee the things that I've seen here, no matter how much I try not to think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 This thread can make even the shittiest day a little smoother. Phrasing! zacaroo21 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 My mom works in the OR and I constantly have to tell her to tone it down because i'm a wimp. It's usually at lunch or something too. I'm glad there are people out there that can do that job because I sure as hell couldn't, even for a day. yeah, we're about to go out for dinner, and she just sat through 5 surgeries. this could get rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 yeah, we're about to go out for dinner, and she just sat through 5 surgeries. this could get rough. Godspeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Hahaha like that, ronnie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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