3arl Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I love eating dinner with my sister's in-laws because he's a urologist and tells awful mealtime stories and I'm the only one who finds it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 abovetheearth, on 05 Jun 2013 - 17:33, said: she was changing a poo bag just today...and they bubble sometimes...due to the gasses and stuff. today a poo bubble popped and it hit her on the lower lip. then all hell broke loose and somehow the bag was filling too fast and the shit got on her shoulder and leg. cute soft pink scrubs. she left a trail of liquid poo to the bathroom. okay. convo over. back to man advice. so she had to change a ostomy bag? i had to help my mom do that when she got hers for the first few months until she had the energy to do it on her own. shit sucks.. horrible way to live.funny thing is my mom was a OT before. along with my aunt too so i heard all the stories as a kid. which might explain my lack of being grossed out by anything. i will say this, as a caregiver you can pretty much move to canada easily if you so chose. my aunts' friend up and left to help a family out in some part of ontario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Yeah. She changes those bags many times a week. And when all her nurse friends go out, I leave the table. The convos make me sick They've done some nasty things. But god bless them for putting up with so much shit. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Yeah. She changes those bags many times a week. And when all her nurse friends go out, I leave the table. The convos make me sick They've done some nasty things. But god bless them for putting up with so much shit. Literally. yeah, i use to thank my mom's hospice care giver/0t anytime i could. my aunt would bring her lunch, take her out sometimes, and what not. we were all thankful of her. it's a very underappreciated job sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 this conversation went from boobs to poop in the worst way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 AND ONE WORD IS THE OTHER UPSIDE DOWN. Fuuuuhhhhh... cbbrew22 and scottheisel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 The fact that you used quotes around the word relatjonship tells me all I need to know. You're dating some crazies... Talk to Matt, he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Before/around the time of a funeral I suppose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zick Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 The fact that you used quotes around the word relatjonship tells me all I need to know. You're dating some crazies... Talk to Matt, he knows. Yeah, she's crazy for sure. I've asked her out a number of times and got stupid excuses each time. She begged me to date her last week and I was hesitant in doing so and told her I needed to think about it. A few days later I told her that I was interested in dating, but she turns me down. It's just all bullshit at this point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 The fact that you used quotes around the word relatjonship tells me all I need to know. You're dating some crazies... Talk to Matt, he knows. Yeah shes a fucking nut case. But I love her to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Speaking of her, shes ignored me the past 4 days. I even sent her pictures/videos of me playing with a kitten. Usually the panty dropper. Nope, didnt work this time. So fuck it, Im just going to ignore her now. I still dont know how the kitten didnt work. It seriously does every time. It even meowed when I told it to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 bitches and kittys... cbbrew22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 hot cheetos and takis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Yeah shes a fucking nut case. But I love her to death. No no no, you are the fucking nutcase my friend. paranoidantroyd and oohdoiloveyou 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Woke up to a clothed dick pick from an ex dude and almost chucked my phone across the room. I've had it with this dude, but I don't want to be a complete bitch to him. I think he's just sad/pathetic/lonely and wants attention and I'm not falling for it anymore. I wish the internet could punch him in the dick though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Speaking of her, shes ignored me the past 4 days. I even sent her pictures/videos of me playing with a kitten. Usually the panty dropper. Nope, didnt work this time. So fuck it, Im just going to ignore her now. I still dont know how the kitten didnt work. It seriously does every time. It even meowed when I told it to. Easily my favorite post from you. Especially the second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Woke up to a clothed dick pick from an ex dude and almost chucked my phone across the room. I've had it with this dude, but I don't want to be a complete bitch to him. I think he's just sad/pathetic/lonely and wants attention and I'm not falling for it anymore. I wish the internet could punch him in the dick though. clothed dick pic. so you mean hard dick outline showing through boxers??? i need some clarification here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 clothed dick pic. so you mean hard dick outline showing through boxers??? i need some clarification here Yup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Parlour* Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Speaking of her, shes ignored me the past 4 days. I even sent her pictures/videos of me playing with a kitten. Usually the panty dropper. Nope, didnt work this time. So fuck it, Im just going to ignore her now. I still dont know how the kitten didnt work. It seriously does every time. It even meowed when I told it to. Just from personal experience..when some chicks are done, they're DONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I wish the internet could punch him in the dick though. The Internet is a very powerful tool. I'm sure this can be arranged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Speaking of her, shes ignored me the past 4 days. I even sent her pictures/videos of me playing with a kitten. Usually the panty dropper. Nope, didnt work this time. So fuck it, Im just going to ignore her now. I still dont know how the kitten didnt work. It seriously does every time. It even meowed when I told it to. She might be busy pretend fucking a random guy. I'd give her time to get cleaned up first. scottheisel and cbbrew22 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 No no no, you are the fucking nutcase my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 No no no, you are the fucking nutcase my friend. Dont even know me or most of the details of my relationship but ok dude. Just from personal experience..when some chicks are done, they're DONE. She never said she was done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Dont even know me or most of the details of my relationship but ok dude. She never said she was done. She doesn't have to say she is done. The actions she's taken towards you should have shown you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 She doesn't have to say she is done. The actions she's taken towards you should have shown you that. This is true. Matt, you're getting responses like this because people are speaking from experience. There's plenty of sane fish in the sea and to waste your time attempting to salvage something from this is kinda pointless. You're 21, what's the rush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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