thebiglebowski Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 the other day i was walking into walmart with my lady (amber). we were coming up on the huge crosswalk in front of the store. we slowed down and the car to our left stopped, thank you... we continued to walk and to my right i see this truck coming, fast too.. i just knew it wasn't gonna stop at this point they have already whizzed by others i swear the truck sped up to try and beat me. as it drove by i punched right above the back wheel, left a nice dent. truck then stomps on it breaks, i wanted to confront them, but amber dragged me inside. i hate this shit. people are idiots. i wish i had a shopping cart. it was also middle of the afternoon, 100% daylight out. Sounds like he deserved it and I might have done the same thing under hasty thinking but you also gotta think about how many times something as stupid as that has escalated into a shooting. Better to walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 And 95 degree heat + Golf outing + too many brews means I have a wicked hangover already before I even go to bed. Not feeling great right now. mitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Drink some water! You're probably dehydrated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Drink some water! You're probably dehydrated! Rad with the science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 For sure. I chugged a gatorade and a 1 liter of water after. Just wasn't thinking. Should have thought ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 How cool would it be to own a Moonraker Laser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I'm listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 How cool would it be to own a Moonraker Laser? Infinite Ammo!! Golden gun still the tops though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbobrando Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Farsight XR-20 hobohunter48 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 The other day I was sitting outside dairy queen with my dog and friend. Some kids pull up throw some fucking smoke bombs and drive away. I ran after them as soon as I saw it and chucked my blizzard at their car. Kids are asshole's. And this really fucking pissed me off henster311 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I haven't slept in 24 hours. Everything feels like a dream. Also the abortion bill in texas was passed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Welcome to last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 pretty gruesome ways they do a 20wk + termination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Infinite Ammo!! Golden gun still the tops though. Totally agree. I just want to see a Moonraker up on my wall (right below a pair of golden guns) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Just rubbed my left eye and it was on fire. Cut up some Jalapenos about an hour ago and I guess I forgot to wash my hands (and that it was still on there). Stripped off my clothes and jumped in the shower while holding my eyelid open for a couple minutes. I've learned my lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man Suits Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Just rubbed my left eye and it was on fire. Cut up some Jalapenos about an hour ago and I guess I forgot to wash my hands (and that it was still on there). Stripped off my clothes and jumped in the shower while holding my eyelid open for a couple minutes. I've learned my lesson. Good Story: We have this hot wing restaurant in my area. They have some of the hottest wings that I have ever eaten in my entire life. Well not too long ago a guy was eating one of their hottest selections and decided to go to the bathroom for a good old number one... he didn't wash his hands first. Apparently from what I've heard they had to call an ambulance (or something similar) for the guy. They said he was curled up in a ball in the bathroom screaming from the pain. I don't know if there's any truth to this, but it's still pretty crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Have you ever had a poop that's so strenuous you have to take off all your clothes? abovetheearth and cbbrew22 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Had a friend, genuinely nice guy so this through me off, but he posted on my wall today "have you rec'd any hate mail since the Zimmerman trial"? I have no idea what that means. and I think it pissed me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Sounds like a poor attempt at humor...are you possibly bi-racial, yet mostly called white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Lol I'm halvsies. Both sides of dark stature. Hispanic being the dominant force. I guess he was trying to be funny. But I never thought he was that guy. I'm not offended, just wasn't the topping to a bad day I wanted. I replied "nope. Been too busy mowing lawns" cbbrew22 and BuzzersonKillwell 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 The weather was pretty hot and oppressive today. The transformer down the road just blew from everyone running their A/C high and now the power is out until morning. What up, summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Testing something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 There is something in my office that sets my allergies off the second I get to work. I have terrible allergies but I've been keeping control of them pretty well lately with shots & 4 different prescription meds, so it's making me super angry that I come here for 9+ hours out of my day and spend it sneezing. I can go home or anywhere else and I'm fine. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 where's casey? move over em i need to kiss your husband on the lips. i guess i could smooch pat and ross too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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