Guest Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 i have a fear of slides at water parks. something in me thinks a giant razor blade will pop up in the middle of one as im going down at 30+mph thanks, I now have this fear as well haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 like an xacto knife blade...at that 45 degree angle. ah, shivers... and then the water at the bottom is pure salt water. jeepers. i need to go take a xanax now. my palms are sweaty (moms spaghetti) fooood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 oh my god stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 haha. ok. i have no other fears at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 each of your fears are like final destination movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 very true. before i met my wife, i was a lucky guy. id win raffles, contests etc. her luck is the worst. some serious oddball shit happens to her that is bad. ever since we got married her shit has cancelled out mine...and im now doomed. so my fears have changed from 'running out of gas to work' to 'exploding in a car bomb from a spark on the highway caused by running over a nail' turbobrando 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 just overheard a work story that i dont believe happened. dude said he was dropping a deuce and he felt something dangling after he excremented his bowels. he went to see what it was and it was a tape worm. said he pulled it but the mouth with the hooks were so firmly planted in his intestines that the worm snapped in half and shot straight back up his asshole like someone sucking a spaghetti noodle. i dont think this is possible. ive posted too much in here already. having remorse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Between that and the razor blades on water slide thing, you have freaked me the fuck out for today. abovetheearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 just overheard a work story that i dont believe happened. dude said he was dropping a deuce and he felt something dangling after he excremented his bowels. he went to see what it was and it was a tape worm. said he pulled it but the mouth with the hooks were so firmly planted in his intestines that the worm snapped in half and shot straight back up his asshole like someone sucking a spaghetti noodle. i dont think this is possible. ive posted too much in here already. having remorse. I actually gasped out loud at this. jesus christ did this just happen, or is it an old story? either way I need to know how this ends for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Now my butt feels funny. Thanks, Charlie. abovetheearth and David The Gnome 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 just overheard a work story that i dont believe happened. dude said he was dropping a deuce and he felt something dangling after he excremented his bowels. he went to see what it was and it was a tape worm. said he pulled it but the mouth with the hooks were so firmly planted in his intestines that the worm snapped in half and shot straight back up his asshole like someone sucking a spaghetti noodle. i dont think this is possible. ive posted too much in here already. having remorse. NO oh my god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 im just having a really weird day. "is it weird in here, or is it just me?" I actually gasped out loud at this. jesus christ did this just happen, or is it an old story? either way I need to know how this ends for him. he said he read a story about it happening to a woman online somewhere and got all paranoid...ill keep up with the story. i overheard it last week but forgot to post it. he was very loud about it so if i can hear it within ear shot, its to be shared. hes out today. will update mid-week hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fooood Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 just overheard a work story that i dont believe happened. dude said he was dropping a deuce and he felt something dangling after he excremented his bowels. he went to see what it was and it was a tape worm. said he pulled it but the mouth with the hooks were so firmly planted in his intestines that the worm snapped in half and shot straight back up his asshole like someone sucking a spaghetti noodle. i dont think this is possible. ive posted too much in here already. having remorse. Crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Now my butt feels funny. Thanks, Charlie.^Best out of context quote ever. zacaroo21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Nice! Have you seen them before? haha i have not...i dont mind them, but its the lady that loves them. a true fanson. im sure ill have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Hanson's live show is incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Hanson and tape worms. Hanson and tape worms. Hanson and tape worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 henster311 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I was just -ing at my jealousy over the fact that Charlie doesn't have to be at work until 9:30am haha. ugh. just accepted a meeting, i have to be in here at 9:15..in the MORNING. wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 haha i have not...i dont mind them, but its the lady that loves them. a true fanson. im sure ill have fun. I'm sure your lady friend is one of the exceptions, but I don't go to Hanson shows anymore bc if their fans. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 ugh. just accepted a meeting, i have to be in here at 9:15..in the MORNING. wtf?Haha I'll be here to say good morning to you. Bright & early! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I want to be friends with futurekills in real life. and buttbutt, and nicky. I don't know enough cool girls personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I want to be friends with futurekills in real life. and buttbutt, and nicky. I don't know enough cool girls personally.I would love to be friends with you and the other gals in real life too. Not gunna lie, I wish I was at that renaissance fair with you lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I want to be friends with futurekills in real life. and buttbutt, and nicky. I don't know enough cool girls personally. Total burn on Tianna! and all the other lady posters on here. abovetheearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 oh shush, and tianna. I like her too. I don't know any other lady posters well enough really. those are my instagram gfs. tianna was the only person to ever webcam chat with me on the failed VC chats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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