Guest Justin Maheiny Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 What are your best? I have a few. What has 9 arms and sucks?.................................Def Leppard. What kind of a computer sings?..............................A Dell. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?...........................Pokerface. What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?....................Dr. Dre. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?....................Look for fresh prints. What does a dead head say when he runs out of drugs?..........."what's this awful music?" not really music jokes but slightly related.... Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza?............because he ate it before it was cool. How much does a hipster way?..................................an instagram. nivek87 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 If you're going to -1 this, perhaps you should tell me why so I learn what's OK and what isn't OK to post here. As opposed to having me just dismiss it as a frivolous response by some bitter jackanapes hiding behind a cloak of anonymity. nivek87 and stuffsux00 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daegor Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 The more successful your bad jokes are the more -1's you should receive. You're doing good so far, keep it up EDIT: I -1'd your post, because they were good bad jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 This sucks. daegor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 bitter jackanapes idreamofpunk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Pretty impressive right?? daegor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Whats was Beethovan favorite fruit? .... ba na na naaaaaa! laralaurent, thejesseb and yocaseycasey 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Whats was Beethovan favorite fruit? .... ba na na naaaaaa! Now we're talkin. Good one! nivek87 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 An offense that takes place in a bowl...... CRIME IN CHEERIOS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daegor Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Everyone that posts anything in this thread should inherently receive negative votes. (including me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Brand New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckoffleatherjacket Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 weigh cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mameeshkamowskwoz Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 What kind of car does (insert prominent emo singer here) drive? A Saab. What's the difference between Harriet Tubman and the Red Hog Chili Peppers? One was a heroine to the slaves and the other were slaves to heroin! ...Neil Hamburger has dozens of hilarious music related jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idreamofpunk Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 My standby is always "you wanna hear a funny joke?" And when someone says sure, just reply with the name of a ridiculous band or artist. My favorite is Nicky Wire from Manic Street Preachers, 'cause Jesus, that man is easy to make fun of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadreckoning Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Why do hardcore kids wear backpacks to shows? So they don't get stabbed in the back An oldie. I don't see too many kids with backpacks anymore, but still a goodie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 www.boards.vinylcollective.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 You have reached your quota of negative votes for the day laralaurent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Do i have to listen to maroon 1-4 to understand 5 or can I just pick up 5 and understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Why do hardcore kids wear backpacks to shows? So they don't get stabbed in the back An oldie. I don't see too many kids with backpacks anymore, but still a goodie. True. But where do they put all their buttons and patches now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number that you've probably never heard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 What happens when a hipster falls? They Tumblr. How does Metallica like their fish tacos? Blackened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 www.boards.vinylcollective.com We get it Jimmy. You don't like the boards. The boards still like you a lot though, so tough-fluff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mameeshkamowskwoz Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? Because he was tired of haulin oats. What's the only thing worse than nine eleven? Three eleven. How does snoop dogg lighten his hair? Bleotch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 That 311 joke is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 why does snoop need an umbrella? fo' drizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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