abovetheearth Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 The site has a disclaimer saying the swastika like art is illegal to sell in Germany. I'd better pick up both euro and us versions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 That was a pic of your mom bro!! Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Not sure this is helping. I mean that other thread didn't specify good metal, but I just assumed. I would haven't posted it here if I didn't think it was a good album. Like the other two I started threads on today... "A grotty charm...probably one of the most evil-sounding bands you'll hear in 2013" - Metal Forces "So they say: What's in a name (or even an album title)? All the profanities and vulgarities aside, and belligerent and unabashed as Shitfucker's tunes are, they're not quite as vulgar as the eye-catching band name and vulgar album title suggest. Take the 'fuck you' attitude of punk and other metal spawns, toss in some booze fuel, broken bones and black-as-night bruises, and you have an idea of Shitfucker. Great, crusty riffs are plentiful here, as well as smacking bass lines, all of it more punk than shiny metal stuff. This means that you're not going to find a bunch of damn guitar noodling solos here. Imagine some dirty science lab spliced the DNA of Lemmy and Tom Angelripper with little Damien from The Omen, started a band and called it none other than Shitfucker" - SLUG "The noise that the band emits, dripping, oozing out of the open sores they have for mouths, shooting out of the diseased cocks they have for fingers like ectoplasmic ejaculate, does hark back to the darkest, sleaziest, most morally-stunted moments in the VENOM back catalogue, the songs - with titles like 'Smash Your Skull', 'Acid Bath,' and 'Demonic Rock,' the latter most apt - spitting out of the speakers and congregating around your ears like flies around Rod Steiger in a late '70s horror flick, the din like a cacophony of laughing demons callously mocking your every inadequacy...a vicious fuckwad of a record, going in dry and leaving a mark. Listen at your peril...Album of the Year" - UberRock.co.uk "Be honest. You're reading this for the same reason I'm listening to this album: the band name. Endearing, isn't it? And yes, the music does sound exactly like what the name suggests: messy and murderous...Imagine the D-beat punk attitude of DISCHARGE, the much-lauded instrumentally-disabled black metal of VENOM, and the lo-fi black/thrash of BATHORY combined with the lawn-killing stench of MOTORHEAD and you've got a good idea of what to expect from this mob. Vicious and uncompromising and well worth a chuckle, the grim delight of this anarchically tongue-in-cheek and completely repulsive poop-party makes SID VICIOUS look like an X-Factor contestant. There are two things you need to listen to this: lubricant for before, and wet wipes for afterward. Disgustingly brilliant!" - TheMidlandsRocks.com "Keep the gimmickery and all the ridiculousness that it drags with it kicking and screaming through oily gags. Because that's the best way to appreciate what can only be described as the sonic equivalent to caustic underpants...From start to finish, Suck Cocks in Hell is an ugly, corrosive, hellish heap. The vocals sound like they were picked up from a wind tunnel five streets away, and the music is a bastardised hardcore/black metal hybrid that gushes from the hi-fi in a manner that suggests you might want to lay plastic sheets down before indulging. It's not sloppy, in any particular way. Just...deeply nasty. The production on the drums is almost slushy and putrid, and the guitars are only marginally better, with little low end to speak of, outside of the lower snarls of the grotesque vocals. But it keeps the pace going relentlessly. There's no point where anything even suggests a lull; it just lurches from one tormented horror to the next. The drumming is furiously-paced, the guitars keeping pace evenly, and...I suppose the vocals are. It's a bit like how I'd envisage sado-masochistic porn being acted out live via a satellite link hosted on Pluto. It works, but not in any way that can the thought of without some major headfucking occurring...And what really floats this album is the blantant sense of the ludicrous. There's no point where the music ceases to bear a rotten grin across itself. The very aesthetics: that scrappy, lo-fi nastiness, is tongue-in cheek, and there are various half-parodies here and there, such as 'Rock 'n' Roll Freaky Dude,' which seems to spring from the various rockabilly/psychobilly freakouts knocking around, with its opening low-end (not quite bass) line, and the Hammer Horror gothic excess of 'I Am The Devil' with its church bells, climactic guitar chords and tribal-ish drumming. But the prize for sheer audacity most be 'Sex Dungeon,' somehere between slab-of-flesh rawness and a KISS hit, with gleefully-delivered 'woo-hoo' refrains protruding from the bloody bones of a hardcore number...Bookended by 'Satantisanity' and 'Ytinasitnats,' both of which are mildly unsettling ambient discordances (the latter being played backwards), this is actually a far better-structured album than many so-called more 'serious' albums, with a real sense of perverse liveliness to it that means you stay pinned down by it as it pulls you into its otherworld. So, as much as I would have liked to have panned it, I'll hold up my hands and admit defeat. For what it is, Suck Cocks in Hell really is some of the best you can hope for" - Destructive-Music.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Terrible thread. I'd rather read through the Brand New thread and that one is BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 These guys are so good. Its a shame so many people shrug them off and only know them for a few not so good radio hits from the 90's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 These guys are so good. Its a shame so many people shrug them off and only know them for a few not so good radio hits from the 90's HAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I'm sorry, you're right. People on this forum got excited about a Dane Cook vinyl pressing. I guess I should have known better than to post something that's actually funny here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Dane cook is one of the least funny human beings on the face of the planet.....yet he is still funnier than this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 for someone who only listens to shock rock bands with explicit names, justin gets really upset and shocked when people don't like it and goes on a downvoting rampage cause his feelings are hurt. da fuq? (yes, i said shock rock!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I think I only down voted the dude w/ the lebron avatar. I think down voting is funny. If I really thought it meant something I'd be mad I had like -160 or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tj187 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 "*ADD THE CD VERSION TO YOUR VINYL ORDER FOR ONLY $6.66 MORE*" lol TheWindBlower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Dane cook is one of the least funny human beings on the face of the planet.....yet he is still funnier than this. So you're saying you agree w/ 50% of what I said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 dane cook is a piece of shit. blink 182 and fall out boy suck too. you can't paint every VCer with the same brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnelltech Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Not only is the music terrible but I've ended up spending way to much time staring at the first photo trying to figure out why Slash is stabbing the guy who's sucking him off in the head and where Danny McBride in a bondage motorcycle helmet got that second cock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 The foldout poster is pretty epic as well but I can't find a picture to post of it and I'm too lazy to take one. Two of the dude's names are Styx Chizzler & Zyklon T. I'm sure I'm an idiot but I think they're hilarious. fuckoffleatherjacket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Get right or get left behind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostAncientOnes Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Get right or get left behind... Band rules. Saw them back in 09 with Bone Awl and Volahn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morfiend Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I thought the thread was funny. Hell, with a title like "Shitfucker's Suck Cocks in Hell" you should know what you're getting into and shouldn't take it seriously. Tommy and deletedunknown 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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