Bladewillisisdead

I saw those a few months ago but only went as far as posting a picture on instagram. They only had one flavor so I didn't realize that each flavor has a different Shaq face and that is amazing.

A good rule of thumb for EOAY/SDF is "If it's out of stock at Deathwish you'll probably have to get it off discogs"

Hell yeah. Ordered.

Bahahahaha I remember someone was selling a blue copy on eBay for $50 so Flannel Gurl put up their extra copies for $50 a a joke and then like 3 people bought them and FG felt terrible and refunded them and sold it to them at regular price.

All the YouTube videos made loading this thread a nightmare on my phone so I won't read through it till I'm home. My US song was something Id never heard of, but in the UK it was Europe with the motherfucking Final Countdown. So when I get home I will also be posting a video of GOB doing magic.

It really is hard to keep track. They've got a 7" coming out on Triple B records too Did anyone every find that Bacha Bazi 7" from a couple years ago? Does it actually exist?

Snagged this, thanks! Says there are 3 downloads left.

Every time my dumbass friends would make us 15 minutes late for a movie we'd be walking in as the last trailer ended and they'd be like "Oh good, we only missed the trailers!" They never understood my love of trailers. I'm also a weirdo who would PAUSE movies when a girl would want to fool around. The crazy girl I've mentioned in this thread actually started a full blown "WE ARE FIGHTING!" argument that lasted a day or so because I was watching Jurassic Park while we made out. It was on TV, I couldn't pause it! What was I supposed to do? Not watch Jurassic Park? It was at the "clever girl..." scene!

Only Lovers Left Alive Googled to see if the soundtrack was on vinyl as I was walking out of the theater. Stoked to see it is and is available.

Picked up the clear. One down and like 5+ to go on SDF releases this year.

My best friend likes to do magic tricks when he's drunk. Well, magic TRICK. He only has the one. It's actually really funny because he'll walk up to some women like "Hey, wanna see a mgic trick?" and you can just see the "Ugh, this fucking dork is gonna hit on us" disgust on their faces. He'll do the magic trick (simple making a handkerchief disappear) and then just walk away while they look confused, like "Wait, isn't that dork gonna hit on us?"

It's pretty much their job to keep that shit clean.

Carrots+apples is a very good place to start. I'd recommend a liiiiiitle bit of ginger root if you're down with hot/spicy flavor. I find a little bit of ginger and lemon really helps mask the taste when you add a ton of spinach or kale. Spinach and kale are great, but can be way too bitter when you use a lot.

Yeah, trying to juice leafy greens in my juicer just makes it a bigger pain in the ass to clean and doesn't yeild much juice. Blending works great and I don't lose any of that fiber.

I originally typed "jump out my window" but then I realized I could make it somewhat relevant. I'm kinda bummed I don't work today because I get asked "Wait, what's today's date?" at least once a day. Really want to say "It's October 3rd"

Oh thank god, I was about to jump in front of a bus I was feeling so old. That's how I was when it first came out. Eventually someone made me watch it and it's actually hilarious and awesome.

This is pretty much what I juice except double the carrots and ginger instead of green onions. Then I pour the juice in a blender full of spinach and/or kale. Usually spinach.

In my defense, all my stories are from one girl. All my other relationships have gone much better or at least ended when they should have. My current girlfriend is a goddamn saint and the only "crazy" about her is that she's stuck with me for 4 years. I'm actually racking my brain trying to think of a "crazy ex" story about a different girl. All I can come up with is one girl's ex boyfriend hid in the woods behind my house on and off for like a week watching me and my friends smoke weed in my yard because he was trying to keep tabs on her. But yeah, that one girl was crazy enough to pretty much shame me for life.

I wasted 3 years in the prime of my dating years with her because I had zero self esteem. No one should ever suffer the same. If you're between 16-21 and your significant other causes you even the slightest amount of problems, just break up with them. Don't try to fix it, fuck that shit you're too young. Trying to "fix" a relationship is for married people.

You crazy teens with your sexting and hastag swags. Relevant crazy ex story! Same girl as before. In my freshman year of college I took a photography course and one of our assignments was nude photography. I told my ex and she freaked out. She demanded that I use her as a model, which was what I was TRYING to ask her to do before she flipped. Of course, I had a bunch of girls in class come up to me all "Hey Bruewillisisdead, if you're looking for a model for this assignment..." and since I was an idiot I said "No thank you" instead of "Hold on, I need to break up with my shitty girlfriend real quick." I reserved studio time and we went in, I set up lights and all that, and asked her to get naked. She was like "Wait, is anyone going to see these!?!" I had already explained several times what the project was, but I explained it again. She was suddenly NOT okay with it. I told her it was fine and I could figure something out. This freaked her out again because she didn't want anyone else naked in front of me. Eventually we decided "No face, no butt, no boobs, not vagina." I ended up submitting close ups of her knee, shoulder, and elbow for the class critique. Highlight from the class discussion: "What even is that?" "....I have no idea...like an arm or something?" For the next year and a half before we broke up she would randomly be like "I can't believe you showed my body to your whole art class!" and then be cold and shitty for the rest of the day.

"No face" is something they should start teaching in sex ed classes. It's still kinda shitty to share when there's no face, but I guess I'm an old fashioned gentleman like that.

I was driving from NY to Philly and pulled into a gas station, got out and started pumping my gas. All of a sudden a dude runs out screaming "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!" and I realized I was in Jersey so I just threw my hands up and said "I'm from New York! I have no idea where I am!" This was back before GPS was common and I was just using printed mapquest directions. I'll just chime in and say don't because that's a really shitty thing to do but also I won't be mad if you do.

Motherfuckers don't even trust you to pump your own gas. That is the extent of my experience with NJ.

Yeah, my buddy warned me about hacked servers. I went over a month of playing pretty consistently before it happened though. I just wish PS3 had something comparable to Halo 3's multiplayer which was my favorite FPS multiplayer ever.

Nah, you're good. Live your life. No use sticking your dick places you aren't immediately enthused about.