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What video games have you been playing?
Bladewillisisdead replied to jayeffscene's topic in Everything Else Message Board
I recently got a PS3 so I picked up Modern Warfare 1 for $5 and spent way too much time playing it. Got all the way to level 40 and then matchmaking threw me into a game on a hacked server which INSTANTLY destroyed my profile. Bumped me to level 55, completely fucked up all my stats, and there was nothing I could do about it. Stopped playing because that shit was lame. -
Disensitizer and Condom
Bladewillisisdead replied to atomicderailer1's topic in Everything Else Message Board
Every time a girl has wanted to try it things have ended very quickly with an "OW OW OW NOPE" I'm pretty whatever about it. -
The best part is I'm like 99% sure she ended up marrying the first dude she dated after we broke up. Oh yeah, she was SUPER against smoking weed. I went to visit my buddy at his college and she was all "Don't do drugs, drink, or hang out with any girls!" So of course within 30 minutes of arriving on campus we were in a car full of girls on our way to get beer. We picked the beer up at some dude's apartment and ended up smoking a shitload of weed. On the drive back she called me a bunch and just ignored my phone. Then my buddy riding shotgun answers his phone and goes "Hey Liz! Yeah, he's right here!" and hands me the phone. For the next ten minutes I think I said "I'm just really tired. No, I know I sound weird it's because I'm really tired!" about 100 times. I feel kinda shitty about lying, but she was ridiculous.
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Yeah, in retrospect I was really asking for it. I haven't seen her in 6-7 years. Last contact I had with her was a few VERY angry texts maybe 5 years ago about never talking to anyone in her family ever again because I asked her little brother if he knew anyone who could sell me weed. It was a very desperate time. Around the 5th or 6th hour of looking for weed with your friends it gets to the point of "Fuck it, just call everyone." Calling her for her brother's number was the mistake. He was mad chill but was in the same weed situation I was.
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Really the best part is being able to say "She pulled a knife on me because she didn't like the shirt I was wearing" I was doing laundry so I grabbed a shirt (brown button up) I never really wore because it was all I had clean. She came over and when I opened the door she immediately looked disgusted and said "Ew, what are you wearing?!" Which after my very reasonable "Uh, a shirt?" response turned into "I hate the way you dress and ew you didn't shave today. You look like a scumbag, WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK OF ME WHEN THEY SEE ME WITH YOU!?!" It escalated very quickly when I said "Look, I'm sick of this. If you don't like the way I look, we shouldn't be dating. I'm fine with who I am." She grabbed a huge kitchen knife and alternately threatened me and herself with it. I grabbed her wrist and took the knife. Then she started screaming "THAT WAS ABUSE I AM CALLING THE COPS AND MY DAD." I told her "Call the cops, I don't give a fuck. Pretty sure you're allowed to hurt someone's wrist a little bit to get a knife away from them." She continued screaming a mix of all the things mentioned above. I repeatedly and calmly* told her that we shouldn't be together and she should leave. Finally she stormed off and left. 5 minutes later she was at my door sobbing "We're not really broken up are we!?!" Now, because I was an idiot who didn't understand the world and life I was like "Of course not" and let her cry on my shoulder. *I know when people tell these types of stories they are always the calm/rational/right one, but I'm dead serious when I say I was not yelling or trying to escalate things. This wasn't the first time she said shit about my clothes/appearance and I was just done. Didn't yell or instigate, just said "If that's the way you feel, why are you dating me? Please leave."
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I have a bunch of crazy stories about the girl I dated from 17-20. Instead I'll just sum it up: It was awful, I was miserable, and it was all my fault for not ending the relationship after a couple weeks. Or at any other point. I had a lot of really good opportunities too. Like that time she pulled a knife on me for wearing a shirt she didn't like.
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Small Talk Revival Thread
Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
At least with Dads- Woman EP the proceeds are going to charity (Planned Parenthood I think) Well, they claim its going to charity at least.- 169,220 replies
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Holllllly shiiiiiiit, so bummed I didn't have the money for the lathe. I just blasted that song and chuckled through most of it but then and I laughed so hard that my girlfriend just looked at me and when I finally caught my breath and stopped laughing she said "I'm embarrassed for you" Zero
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PO: Dads - Brush Your Teeth, Again ;)
Bladewillisisdead replied to cwhitmuzik's topic in Vinyl Collective Message Board
Got my gray copy today and it was fine. Well, then my cat walked on the sleeve because I was ignoring her. Now there's a little crease -
Tell your funny 'Vinyl Noob' story
Bladewillisisdead replied to Customguitars87's topic in Everything Else Message Board
Yeah, this always drives me nuts. The worst is when a record starts with an instrumental build up and you can't tell until the vocals kick in after a minute or so. Usually I can remember after figuring it out the first time, but it's still annoying. End of a Year - Sincerely plays at 45, but the label says 33. It was around the time I first started collecting and I tried to play it on my dads setup and when it sounded fucked up I assumed it was warped or something. Years later I decided to give it a shot on my new turntable and immediately realized I should try playing it at 45. -
Small Talk Revival Thread
Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
Not exactly how I'd describe it, but that's not too ridiculous. I would be doing this if my 360 didn't red ring years ago (I eventually replaced it with a PS3).- 169,220 replies
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Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
I think all the waiting added a lot to the mystery of it. Everyone on the internet just trying to figure out "What the fuck" led to some pretty crazy/stupid theories. Because art. He probably really wanted to work with Harmony Korine.- 169,220 replies
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Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
The LOST title card along with that sound effect popping up at the end of each episode filled me with so much fucking anxiety. GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! Part of me just hates that people don't have to experience that anymore. Or at worst they only have to wait until the next day or so.- 169,220 replies
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Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
I watched Lost as it aired and had to wait anywhere between a week or almost a year in between episodes. You marathoners make me sick* *jealous- 169,220 replies
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Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
Counterpoint: Spring Breakers was the best movie released in 2013. Riff Raff is the rapper who sued the filmmakers of Spring Breakers because James Franco's character was basically him.- 169,220 replies
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Paramore RSD 12 Inch
Bladewillisisdead replied to Paramore Maniac Zay Zay's topic in Sale/Trade/Wants
I chalked his dismissal of Satan up to ignorance. His rejection of kitties is just abhorrent.- 245 replies
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Bladewillisisdead replied to Paramore Maniac Zay Zay's topic in Sale/Trade/Wants
This dude seemed obnoxious but harmless until he just said he is against adopting kitties. The joke will on us in 20 years when he's touring museums with his pristine Paramore collection though.- 245 replies
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How can you take a selfie while folding Asking Alexandria shirts though?
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Small Talk Revival Thread
Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
My girlfriend and I went through so much roommate bullshit before we finally decided "Fuck living in a nice apartment, let's just get a studio" I miss living in a big apartment. I do not miss having to live with assholes.- 169,220 replies
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Bands That Bash Fans Thread
Bladewillisisdead replied to kamalatapes's topic in Everything Else Message Board
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Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
It was just reissued a couple years ago and I'm pretty sure it's constantly been in print ever since.- 169,220 replies
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Spiders and eels having a wrestling match? How has Mr. Meat Rocket seen my personal hell?
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Bladewillisisdead replied to One Hundred Fifty-Two's topic in Everything Else Message Board
I want a smoothie but I also don't want to go to the store to buy fresh produce. Is this what kids these days mean when they talk about the struggle?- 169,220 replies
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