NapalmBrain

never mind! the internet did it for me
 

every time this gets bumped I'm expecting Jets preorders, don't play with my emotions

You're not punk and I'm telling everyone.

don't be such a size queen

You callin' me annoying, brother?! :0
 
Napalmbrain - not a virgin
 
parkinglot - made out with a hotdog
 
Dave Grohl - drugdealer

Ya know...I couldn't find a T-Swizzle gif appropriate enough to fit the current state...so just googled street fight...and then just ended up with that Mean Girls one...and works like a charm!
 
Oh...wait...why am I even 'splaining myself to you?!?!
 

 
 

It's on both Merciless and Our Lady of Annihilation CDs
 
At the end of the 9-10 tracks, there are like 35+ tracks that are about one to two minutes each and they're all prank calls to pizza places, guitar center, and a few bands that were on Trustkill's roster back then. There's also some tracks discussing why Rachel doesn't like to eat out in public and a heated argument about what causes farts to smell like farts.
 
The Throwdown reference is when they call a business called The Moshe Brothers and ask them if they're going to the Throwdown show cuz ya know...they're going to mosh?
 
They're all pretty hilarious, esp. the prank calls to pizza places and guitar center.

My cats hate Pig Destroyer. I do not respect their opinions.

Here's my complete El Ten Eleven discography! Only thing missing are a couple test pressings...
 
Expanded album here: http://imgur.com/a/FrIS0
 

You can't talk it away, you can't drink it away, you can't fuck it away!!!!!

There's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time
 
Do you know what I mean?

Im fucked! A dead duck! Shit out of luck! 
 
Love me some NOMEANSNO

This is like the best min of hardcore in recent memory

I went from getting like $1200 to $600
I feel like after a certain age you should get more back for NOT having kids. Like "thanks for not adding to the problem, here's a few hundred bucks"

They are definitely worthy of your money. All of them have been done very well and we don't need to talk about how great these albums are

Down votes are trivial. It was just a comment and this place is for unbiased conversation so we don't down vote in here on account of not agreeing with someone. There's other parts of this board to do so.
I'll play that fucker so loud you'll know when I'm spinning it haha

I missed most of the PTW talk cause I went to see my friends yesterday and funny enough they were both obsessing over the last time they saw Sleigh Bells, and were putting on youtube videos of the last local show. Derek sure went in a different musical direction

This thread has jumped the shark but we'll always have jazzdad. No one can take jazzdad from us.

Welp...

Oh man, fucking jazzdad over here is bringing the early morning chuckles in full. What the hell is "hard/heavy" as far as a genre is concerned?
It's probably best for you to crawl back to your dated Hellride forums – whatever those are. Consider a shower while you're at it. It won't wash your shitty elitism down the drain, but it may help with the filthy prog beard you no doubt pride yourself in.

They recorded that album in an old Goodyear factory, hence the name.

It's actually "try color" as in "I tried to make it three colors." Just another typo.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/rare-records-mostly-dreadful-2014072588944
RARE RECORDS MOSTLY DREADFUL
Scarce and highly collectable vinyl records are generally awful, it has emerged.
Vinyl junkie Tom Logan said: “Yes it was over a grand but I finally got a seven inch copy of Harmonica Gopher by Bayou Dogg III off some helpful opportunist on Discogs.
“It is very rare because nobody liked it when it came out. Most copies were melted down and made into other things that people actually wanted, like rulers and buckets.
“Listening to it today, it is still shit.
“But it is so rare. Other men do not have it, thus I feel that on some level I have beaten them.”
Collector Stephen Malley said: “I lost my wife and kids after spunking all our food money on obscure records.
“All I’ve got to show for it is a lock-up garage full of atonal jazz, wanky prog rock and, most puzzlingly of all, Italian horror film soundtracks.
“It was worth it.”

Yeah, and with all the water right there, if a record is dirty I just bring it in the shower with me to give it a good scrub!

Also this..